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Did anyone else see the spider crawling up the back of Jesse's jacket?

Lacy: "It's all so natural in nature." At least she didn't need to ask the cameraman to tell her the word for what she was seeing (which was excellent, by the way)

She's probably doesn't want to ask for help tying/securing the top piece

Or the "always off" type

Yes - terrified that "the worst could happen" - which in their world means the cameras aren't allowed in the ambulance

As I think it is almost impossible, I have to admit I was very interested to see how Sarah would fix her hair into a ponytail when she was on the boat. It definitely looked a lot neater when she jumped than when she was trying to do it, so I think production provided a helping hand...

Seriously, if it wasn't a one-star resort, I don't think Graham would care if Ashlee told Zack that Clare had slept with the Putz in the ocean as well

Noooooooooo -- how can they leave us hanging like that??? And also, how can they have such good acoustics in that cave?

The smashed-melon-boob-with-nude-netting look is not a good one for Vicki

I love that Ashlee thinks that a camera is light. Definitely not the brightest bulb...

Who?

Elise: "Pain is a turning point in our relationship" I feel that pain...

I find it interesting that Elise hasn't yet mentioned Chris B's knee injury -- not even a "I knew it was love when you pushed through the pain of your torn meniscus to be with me" -- but maybe she just knew he was lining up an excuse not to carry her up the cobblestone stairs

Is there a reason why we didn't see the guests leave a tip? So much was made of it this episode I was prepared for it to be something ridiculously low like $100

I know he sang it, but can "Smile" really be considered an MJ song?? Not that I'm complaining, but if the show couldn't find 8 original MJ songs to use, maybe they should have chosen a different artist to pay tribute to (for many reasons)...

More likely from glowering at Mario for so long

Not shocking that Aviva wouldn't demonstrate her "quick draw leg skills" at the reunion.

I think most of Vicki's moisture came from her sweaty forehead

Thank you Stella MD - I knew this was a take-off of one of those cheesy Fox shows and could only come up with Temptation Island.

Marcus to Lacey: You're not afraid to dive deep Lacey: Absolutely. How was your time on the Bachelorette? I'm guessing Marcus really didn't mean that Lacey dives deep conversationally

Has to be true if they had the REENACTMENT title card

I just returned from a vacation where my fellow travelers were more interested in eating dinner than watching BIP. I know, I don't know how I can remain friends with them either... Anyway, I was very relieved to find Episode 1 on my DVR; because otherwise I never would have been able to fully appreciate this hot mess.

Thanks for the link - it's unfortunate for Aviva (but fortunate for us) that she just can't keep her mouth shut

Bad French lingerie - much like her bad French dish towels...

If Aviva can't even admit that she should not have said STFU in front of the children, she certainly will never admit to doing anything remotely shady Team Sharknado2! Maybe all these "women" will be sacrificed during the storm...