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I go back and forth on Jubilee too - love her sarcastic side but am confused about her fear of helicopters; as a war vet she should have gotten over that in basic training; unless there reasons they haven't shared...

I also heard the unspoken "PLEASE ask me anything - PRETTY PLEASE?!? Why won't anyone ask me anything???" It's not polite to beg LVP...

Or at least how to brand her BLOODY BOOB IMPLANTS...

I know this is wrong, but I'm ok with him kissing all the ladies; as long as he doesn't kiss Lace and she finds out about all the other lip smacking!

Agree! I also came to post something snark worthy and then realized that aside from Mumbles Lace, I couldn't remember anyone's name...

Richard (carrying Galavant): Work the core, work the core

She's looking skinny - does that mean the cooks didn't use her Fabulicious! cookbooks, or they did???

I can't be the only one who really wanted to see that though, right???

Granted I had a dog's butt blocking the TV for the majority of this riveting interview, so I may have misunderstood, but when Andy questioned Vicki's own story of sitting in the Waiting Room while Brooks was getting chemo, did she say she was actually waiting in her car until he called her to say he was ready to leave and then they waited in some other room until the nurse left and they could sneak out? I don't care how nice your car is, a Parking Lot is not a Waiting Room...

Seriously - I thought Peter was going to either choke her or try to cop a feel...

I am probably giving Keith too much credit, but when he first went over to the tuk-tuk, I thought he was looking for an Immunity Idol (or at least a clue)...

Seriously - the All-Pro running back was so slow and flat-footed Weller almost caught up to him

Loved this episode. Especially the "I took an Excel course in college, I'm sure I can hack a computer" line

Perhaps the new manse is behind schedule and over budget so that Heather could add her very own (private) cellulite-removal room - right next to the luggage room or beauty salon or garage - the removed cellulite must be good for waxing leather or cars, right???

Nice to see they were able to convince Vicki to stop and smile for a group photo in between all the yelling and screaming after Tamra's baptism

Zappos Couture? Guess I really don't know what "couture" means...

I was distracted the first 10 minutes of this episode thinking that Heather had her arm amputated past the elbow in some sort of mega-leech experiment go wrong - turns out it was just the crazy shoulder-less dress...

I had a light bulb moment this episode as well; no clue why it took so long - did Probst call it a Second Chance Challenge?

Billy really stood out (and not in a good way) by wearing khaki pants

Oh yeah, how could I have forgotten about the mechanical bull fiasco - thanks for the refresher!

I also think Heather told Terry and that's the real reason Terry called David a "penis"

Didn't Tamra say in her TH that she wanted everyone to wear white to her baptism and didn't care that the color choice would make all the guests look fat? Maybe that's why Shannon felt she had to have an "emergency" colonic - to try to make her mid-section look as thin as possible. (I'm looking for any way possible to blame that debacle on Tamra...)

I officially love Shannon now. I mean, who hasn't spent an hour searching for a 3" piece of plastic in your butt only to learn it fell out in the toilet...

Are the models really so dumb that they had to explain every 5 minutes which group would have someone go home and which group would have someone stay? Or was it production they had to keep reminding?

This. Is. Awesome!