LEILANI2

Drink every time you want to slap her for saying- Adrrrrrrrrrrrreeee.

Besides Tobi and the seamstress breaking out prisoners, there was the one who was the wardens wife. They ran off and lived together for 15 years or so til they were caught. She claimed she was under duress the whole time but she had plenty of opportunities to leave and never did. She even stayed with him after he had a heart attack. Her husband took her back and I was just recently trying to find out if they're still together. I digress but the women breaking out prisoners fascinates me.

He probably was motivated with the be free and it's not like he has a refrigerator to raid late at night to ruin his diet. I missed how long his original sentence was but it didn't seem like they had much of a plan except to escape and just hole up and have sex til they were found. He sounds like a man who likes being a white knight, like when he wrote her in prison saying he wished he could rescue her and/or that's just his line he writes all the women. I watch LOVE AFTER LOCK UP, those cons sure know how to turn on the charm.

Wait why didn't they just use Chawn's sperm...I'm gonna need to rewatch 3x.

So she thinks the guy who likes skinny jeans to show off his curves wants her to dress up as a pickle to meet him when he gets out.

I'm gonna have to rewatch to let it all sink in.

Why is she dressed in that green outfit, this is not going to go well.

This guy's teeth is killing me.

He really does want to be Hefner, the velvet jacket and wig isn't a coincidence.

I can't find quality women, so I went online to a women prison dating app.

Is he friends with that guy from 90 Day who went to Russia, they have the same wigologist.

These people are nuts.

He like to show off his curves..and has been in prison. Anyone thinking what I'm thinking. He looks like a family annihilator.

Hugh Hefner calling from the grave and wants his toupee back.

This chick is gonna be nuttier then the convict.

This lady's chin is gonna annoy me all season.

This might be a new low, he just showed us the sex toy he sticks his peen in and then cleans it in the dishwasher.

What did I just see.

Actually they both have crazy eyes.

Oh no, Nicole has the crazy eyes.

I thought he was the convict.

RIght, like did Suzanne get paid extra to wear Wendy's stuff, I would hope so but knowing Wendy she probably made her wear it and didn't even let her keep it. That belt they gave her was so ugly. It looked like something you could buy at the dollar store and they spent twenty dollars engraving her name. Wendy's story didn't even make sense. She never left the room, there was no seat, she was asleep and then Lamar was standing in front of her. All that and she made it home by 4AM.

I really do not enjoy Rebecca on Pillow Talk. Today I canceled my Discovery+ sub, I was only watching Pillow Talk and Single Life on it. Molly has had so much surgery she is starting to look Asian, I have no words for Cynthia's butt lift or why these two are going the Darcey route. Maybe they want their own spinoff too.

Hi Kalani!

A yacht, now an RV, because Sharps too cheap to send them somewhere nice.