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They may also figure most people look anywhere in the scene but his Mr. Potato Head face.

Yeah that old saying was that hookers won’t kiss.

And then she took a break from remote work to play with a toy.

Date a blind guy.

For all his studying of the New Testament he doesn’t seem to treat people well.

Dempsey should have said I understand you have issues with rejection but rushing the relationship makes it more likely to fail so you are doing the opposite of what you claim you want.

First Jasmine was whining that Gino wasn’t ejaculating and now she is whining that she may get pregnant because he is ejaculating pick a lane. Didn’t they show one of Jasmine’s kids the first season that she was on? Then she sent him away to the country to live with her mom so she could go butt plug shopping and fuck her neighbor. Interesting she confesses next week she fucked him a month ago. That is cheating, bye girl. The other son supposedly lives with the father. He’s 45 but just looks like shit. Except I think mom and the siblings are not Catholic. That’s why he kept stressing tradition (kept hearing that Fiddler on the Roof song) rather than religion.

Yeah but trying to get to know someone you expect to move across the globe and live with you is more than small talk. I just don’t know how long horseplay is supposed to keep the kid’s interest, especially as he matures. And David expects him to learn English yet is not trying to learn to read lips.

David wants to bond with the kid but his sole question was what sports does he like. What is you favorite subject in school? Favorite animal? What do you want to be when you grow up? Any favorite superheroes? He’s not really trying.

“I know other people move more slowly in relationships but that’s not how I roll! Texting, messaging, and FaceTiming for seven months means we have a real and deep relationship and eternal love!” She talks about adoption like she is an eight-year-old. I was rejected before I was even born! Um, your parents didn’t know you as a person at that point. It most likely was they were unable to raise any child. I get that every adopted child has some questions but if she claims it is messing up all her adult relationships get some therapy.

The stock market did do really well in the teens so I guess it’s possible.

The whole family fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch going down. Does David have rosacea or some kind of rash constantly?

It is hilarious that Liz talked Ed into buying a house in Arkansas and now may not go with him. I think he sees himself as a very hip Californian with the faux photography career etc. and likes to hit on all the beautiful California women.

I noticed that when one of them was in a car being driven to the resort they were passing a lot of decrepit businesses. Also kinda funny the couples were oohing and ahhing about the resort when it looked average at best. Most of them have nicer homes (Angela doesn’t lol).

My best friend is of Indian descent and his parents preferred to sleep on the floor. They didn’t even blink at the $70k. Maybe Sharp told them they would pay? Armando had a doggie daycare in his hometown and Kenny sold real estate in Florida but not sure what either one does for income in that retirement town they moved to. Seem like the Texas power grid may be going that way.

He does own the complete Elton John.

I think sometimes the bone can grow back or they transplant it from cadavers but that wouldn’t be as cheap and quick as she would want.

On one of the seasons they said they drank hand sanitizer to get a buzz.

On one of the shows they showed her getting some dental work. It was complicated because she had so much gum disease. I think she got dentures for one set and then was getting implants for the other where she had less bone loss. But she was smoking up to and after the dental work so maybe it never healed properly.

I bet to be chosen for the show they had to spill what their issues were. Without this they are pretty dull.

Anyone can. I usually wait until Saturday because Greek Mom or someone else usually starts one on Friday. Really classy of Riley to set the bouquet on the floor before giving it to her.

It’s raining but Gracie doesn’t wear a seat belt and Andy wears one under his arm.

Who knew they sold cologne in the commissary? Jade would never stoop to marry a convict with money so she wouldn’t have to work. Sure, Jan. Nervous as piss is not an expression I’ve heard before. It’s nervous because it’s about to be flushed?

Maybe the doctor said you are a parasite on Dempsey. But then in another episode she said a crowded farmer’s market was one of her favorite places so I’m totally confused.

Riley attempts to reconcile with Violet; Gino is ready for a baby; Cleo seeks guidance from the stars; Nicola struggles to come clean to his family; Statler tries to repair her fragile relationship with Dempsey; Sheila's son is wary of David. First Look: 8/18/23 Full Episode: 8/20/23