Mirabelle

Carly is probably going to serve an old man some chili and he's going to choke on it. Carly will give do the Heimlich Maneuver and save his life and they will strike up a friendship consisting of the old man telling Carly how wonderful she is. One day he will be standing on the sidewalk and Sasha will run him over while high on drugs and the old man will turn out to be a billionaire who has left all his money to Carly. Search your heart. You know it will happen.

My dream of Heather Webber stopping by and going on a killing spree of Carlys because she didn't get her BLT is still alive.

I really wish they'd had Avery Pohl come back as either Esme's identical twin (twins run in the family) or a recast Emma.

Not the kind of book I generally read but I might make an exception for the Drs. Kevin Collins and Ryan Lavery.

Do those two even consider each other brother and sister?

I'm hoping the poor soul on the other end of the line just sends him the same report in a different font. Maybe Comic Sans.

It is a mop on a wig or did they shell out an actual mannequin to play Lulu? Or was it pillows artfully arranged to look like a comatose body?

I want Heather to stop by hoping to get Cam to make her another BLT and upon finding out her step-grandson is no longer working there and thus unable to make her a sandwich, she goes on another rampage targeting the Carlys. Her calling card for this rampage could be stuffing tofurkey sandwiches into her victims' mouths and the PCPD can spend months looking for the Tofurkey Killer.

If Luke inherited half from Ruby and he died without a will, then his half would be split between his wife (was he still married to Tracey when he died?) and his children. I guess we're supposed to just think Luke left it to Bobbie.

They're doing it wrong if they'd drinking AFTER they watch the show. They need to do it BEFORE the show so higher brain function is dulled and things make sense.

I've never understood how Curtis, Private Investigator, didn't have any other avenues of obtaining those records. I obtained someone's police records a few weeks ago and instead of asking my local mobster, I went to the police's website and filled out their "Request Police Records" form and I received them a day later. I like to imagine Selina Wu sitting at a computer filling out a form and rolling her eyes at how Curtis is too lazy to fill out his own stupid form.

Maybe Cady McClain will do a cameo on this show and one of Martin's exes.

I've wondered who Monica would leave the house to - probably that turd of an eldest grandson Michael - but I'd love it if she left it to a trust run by the nanny so all her grandchildren/great-grandchild will always have a place to call home because they spent so much time there as babies. Barring that, I hope she leaves it to Jake aka the forgotten Q.

All this talk about how green the Molly actress is made me think of Charity Rahmer and there's still one video of some of her scenes from her short stint as Belle on DOOL.

A fruit from Carly's womb should not ever have to experience the trauma of getting a different bedroom.

Carly lived there so that makes the house worth three times its market price.

You must have missed the memo that Carly is a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself and most definitely does not need a man to take care of her problems. It was sent a few days ago while she was saying goodbye to her current boyfriend who is going to prison for a crime she committed.

TJ better start learning more specialties because we all know who's going to be covering for Dr. Joss when she becomes a doctor.

This show is equally capable of this reveal on a random Tuesday with Brick telling Sonny he has something to tell him and the scene cuts away to Nina receiving a call from Sonny asking her why she tipped off the SEC. I never expect this show to do anything very dramatic or shocking anymore and I'm rarely disappointed. The last time I truly looked forward to watching episodes was back in February when The Adventures of an Amnesiac and Her Crazypants Parents were on screen. It's all been downhill from there. A lot of it was the performers in that story clearly enjoying themselves.

Too bad Willow's animosity towards Nina isn't being written as displaced animosity towards Harmony - Willow is actually incredibly angry with Harmony but since she's dead and Willow can't punish her she's punishing Harmony by taking out her anger on Nina. Too bad this show doesn't do nuance.

All Ava has to say is that Nik threatened to kidnap Avery and Sonny would understand. Hoarders don't like it when someone tries to take part of their collection.

Luke's dad was referring to smoking. He quit but broke it twice - once on the anniversary of his wife's death and now with the news Luke was dead.

Joss is a pretty cheap date - all she requires is a couch or a bed and a story about Sonny and she's good to go. Have Joss and Dex ever eaten a meal together?

Yay, opportunities for Joss to get it on with Dex out of grief and for her to lie to us all about how much Jax would have loved him. Their story really needs Jax to make it work because this "us against the world" vibe they keep trying to sell doesn't work if no one is actually against them. Sure, there's Spencer on behalf of Cam but Spencer's number one priority is to become a teen father to his BABY BROTHER.

They don't actually have to have Adam appear. It could just be a few lines of dialogue like "We opened an investigation based on a tip from Adam Chandler."