Sam Spayaid

Nah. Too easy.

How do you figure that? I think the opposite - this is FINALLY our chance to get rid of her! I'm just imagining the stretch marks, weight gain, swollen ankles, etc. And she will be one of those who loudly broadcast EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM. Mags will definitely not be the calm, serene glowing Earth Mother type! You think she insufferable NOW?!!!!

This show made me do something that I never thought would be possible - it's made me despise Larry David. Please do NOT do another season! You have obviously forgotten what humor is. For some reason, your Seinfeld days and even your earlier seasons of Curb have all been forgotten. This rubbish you served up was a disgrace and you should be ashamed of yourself to even offer the public such stupid, insulting, childish garbage. I just can't be bothered listing everything I found wrong with this season. A HUGE disappointment.

Can you say "insufferable?" The only silver lining is that I'm hoping that she, the good little Republican wife she is, will stay home afterwards and free us all of her rude, obnoxious tyranny. Would it make me a horrible person if I wished on her a long excruciating labour? Bennie and the Jets is going have all the bourbon now to himself. Yipee!

AMEN! Danai was robbed! What a shitty send off! The only justice in this all is that she is a good actor and will now go on to do amazing work and make a lot of money and she can put this whole experience behind her. And I hope her first course of action is to burn that bloody wig. Bet she's glad to see the end of that! That was one of the worst episodes that I have ever seen. Long, plodding, boring, too dark and how about it was just plain STUPID?!!

Mags and Ben are going to inflict their spawn on an unsuspecting and already stressed out world?!! Oh joy. All I know is, I sure wouldn't want to be anywhere near that studio when the hormones, bitchiness and barfing kick in. You think she's unbearable NOW?!!! The show got pre-empted here. I only caught the last 20 minutes and then when that stupid VYD came on, I changed the channel. Nice to know that even in a deadly outbreak, those deals still need to be seen to be believed!!!

I haven't been able to see the show for the past two days, thanks to our fearless leader who picks 11:00 am. to deliver his daily message of NOTHING. Mags must stay home and tend to her poor hair extensions, delicate wee creatures that they are. And keep her sweetie pie Ben company. Can you imagine being holed up with someone like our Mags? Wonder if we'll see them on an episode of Live PD.....or Dateline? That bourbon's not gonna drink itself....

Um...no...there was nothing "normal" about this situation!

Me neither. And it's nothing new....AGAIN!!!! Looks like I have to watch on YouTube again.

Now we see her as some very vapid, very ill-informed bimbo. I think she was some D-Lister on a long since cancelled reality show but I also know her from her classy nude modelling days that were all over the Internet and no, they were anything but "tasteful". These were gross, skanky porno shots and let me tell you.....she obviously didn't believe in waxing....THAT!

Oh. Sorry about that!......So fuck you, Showtime!! HBO is not the only offender then. Not by a long shot.

You're right. They do put out some good programs. The Outsider for example. I guess I'm just pissed because with them, the bar is set high and when they make such a huge, glaring mistake like this one, it sticks out like the proverbial sore thumb. I've been watching Veep reruns lately and I cannot believe the discrepancies. It really is astonishing. One show, laughing...OUT LOUD!!!....and the other? Scowling over how something THIS bad got on the air in the first place.

He did but recently his credentials have fallen somewhat under suspicion. There's even talk that he's not even a real doctor.......<GASP>. When his show first started, it was watchable and he seemed to continue on his Oprah path but then it radically changed and now it more resembles Jerry Springer or Maury Povitch with guests that were recruited straight out of a trailer park and now all he deals in are asshole out-of-control teens, sons or daughters who live in their car or just freeload off the parents and victims of catfishing. Real intellectual fare!

I contacted HBO and told them that if they have any plans of putting out a season 2 of this steaming pile of dung, that I will cancel my subscription with them FOR LIFE!!!! And Hugh Laurie?!!!! Shit, man! If I'd known things were this bad, I would have floated you a loan! You have way more talent to be involved in this insultingly stupid nonsense. You were in Veep for fuck's sake! Horrible, dreadful wretched road kill....brought to you by those purveyors of good taste, HBO. This has got to be the biggest waste of time they've ever had the bad sense to air and they've had some real shit on...anyone remember "Camping" or "SMILF?" Yeah. Didn't think so.

Look at what they used to do to Abby, slapping on bright neon lipstick and gooey lip gloss., so much so that it was downright distracting! You would look at her and only see a pair of full, greasy, shiny lips. I tried to look away....but I couldn't. And don't get me started but what the hell is up with Mags' hair extensions these days? Is the lighting so bad in the make up room that no one has clued in that they don't match the colour of the hair on her head?!!!!

I missed the latter half as one of our local esteemed leaders decided to once again interrupt and there went the rest of the show. Did he say anything new? Interesting? Something that we really needed to hear...right now? NO!!! Just the same old shit we've been hearing for days now. This was on earlier today....word for word. Mags really lost her shit over that beach scene. Is it because she now has to spend more time cooped up with Ben that she's so fired up with righteous indignation?

She just can't resist! I'm waiting for the day, when after a particularly aggressive amount of "stress-stroking", the entire thing flies off her head and whips across the table, smacking Whoopi right in the kisser.

Very, very disappointed that "Talking Dead" was a no go. I hate to be a whiner....BUT... they showed up on "The View" today so...I'm just sayin'..... It would have been an excellent show. Lots of interesting people on the couch and I would have loved to hear what Samantha had to say and I would have loved to hear more about this pretty shocking plot twist that I did NOT see coming. It would have been a kick ass episode for sure. I thought for a moment that Negan and Alpha were going to get it on again. This was better. Way better!

But..... if you need someone to flog their latest book, promote their wife's skin care line and also plug everything their sons are doing, while constantly reminding you about how qualified he is, how this is NOT his first rodeo and his many glowing accolades, then he IS the one. It sounds like Mags and Ben had a smashing weekend - I can just imagine all the bourbon drunk, guns shot and spirited discussions about good Republican values, whilst Mags furiously petted her hair and applied Purell. Thanks for clarifying Joy's absence. I am shocked at her age....damn, woman!!! You look GOOD!!

Why would Whoopi still show up but Joy won't?!!! Whoopi had that serious bout of pneumonia and almost died. What did Joy have that I don't know about?!!

Samantha Morton is a true English rose and it's either good genes, or she has managed to find the last known stash of Clinique products. Even Whisperers must exfoliate.

Even though, let's admit it, they do very little actual "work" but that I can deal with because it is after all a sitcom but I have seen way too many funny, smart comedies turn into inane, stupidity that starts to feature baby far too much. I guess it would just be far too radical to have a happily married couple who DIDN'T want kids and were perfectly fine without them. People's heads would surely explode.

Is Whoopi, wearing that ridiculous, ugly-ass stupid hat not just another way for her to show us all how much of a free spirit she is and look how important she is to the show because they're actually letting her go out on camera looking like some demented, out of work circus ringmaster and nothing as superficial as appearance will ever prevent her from wearing anything she wants. So you obviously reach a certain level on netowork tv where you call all the shots because God forbid the show has to go on without her!!

Amy is knocked up? There goes the show. Shark jumpin' time.

Peter was as poor a choice as that South American soccer player guy was and what a mess that season was!!! As far as being financially stable, educated, etc. this guy was NONE of those things. And on top of everything else, his mother is a psycho so there's that too. I remember reading where when the show first started, they were inundated with men wanting to be on. Now? Well, obviously the well is running dry with the shitty unwatchable assholes they've been featuring lately. What's next? A cruise by the local unemployment office and see who is hanging around and wants to be the next bachelor? A quick peek in the soup kitchen?