Grifter Lives

She's confusing it with Goat and Swine, which is what she hears all day.

But, is she wearing a new t-shirt that says, "Life is Always Better in the Country"? Maybe that's a wedding gift from the swingers.

I'm seeing too much of Brandon's bird chest and sweat yet again.

She didn't have to compete with any May 9th first wedding anniversaries, and the end of the world has yet to arrive. No wonder she's a swinger!

In this forum, I have no shame in admitting that I will watch it. I compensate by stating that I don't watch Extreme Sisters (or Breaking Amish). I tried, but I can't and I won't.

Kolini's just reclaiming her rightful place: Oliver's father. Asuelo stole it from her when his K-1 visa got approved.

Ironic that Kolini is talking about the tension from Asuelo seeming "fake" and "rehearsed."

They've decorated more for Kolini's arrival than they did for their child's roadshow birthday party. And, Kolini just strolls right on in.

Kalani's breasts are covered. . . so far.

Maybe it's the smoking - not the big boobs - that creates Angela's inability to breathe.

Nobody wants to see Angela lift her sagging breasts (and not wearing a bra). So, of course, she is enjoying it too much. She's such a hosebeast.

Sissy's always ready for a free TLC flyby.

Random water bottles - for adults - were on the unmade bed.

She looks good. She looks much heavier here than in the diaper scene. The diaper scene must have been filmed later (thus Jovi's gone from flannel pjs to shorts).

Yara's gone all bayou in the camo and oblgatory-TLC pigtails.

Not promising: Non Jovi flashbacks from both "Our Journey" and last season. And, they're the most likable couple this season.

Libby's dig at Charlie: He tries to be the Alpha Male.

Libby's face looks rounder, yet her chin looks pointed. Perhaps she got some type of two-fer with the wonky-eyebrow Botox.

Happy Mother's Day! To cap our celebrations, we can rejoice that our mothers aren't Betty, Debbie or giving us locks of their hair, like Pole's.

There were photos of Logan, Michelle and Mariah (and maybe Audrey) in Ireland several years ago. They were having pints in a pub. It must have been during college.

Is "my jam" higher-ranking than rockstar? How do these products get excited? Are they alive? Maybe they chose the lipstick.

I thought that she was trolling us when she actually wrote, "Google it," about the oysters. "The house is all packed up . . ." except for the plates and silverware, so she can eat her gas station salad. Maybe she meant the stove and refrigerator. The grocery stores must have been closed, too, but, fortunately, the large local gas station deli still maintained its deli. I hope that none of the other people ordered nachos, if Kody were nearby.

Agree. The other benefit of Janelle's being Kody's hitman is the sister wife competition: They have to keep or knock another wife down to prop themselves up. Robyn's No. 1 wife and Meri's basement wife status are givens, so Janelle has to keep Christine down, for her own security, or as a rare success that she can claim. Also, around the time of Christine's presentation, Janelle was preparing to leave or preparing to ask Kody permission to go to North Carolina. So, she had to ingratiate herself.

He did say that he took out his frustration with (aka hate for) Christine on Ysabel in their talk about her scoliosis surgery. That was his only or most significant regret and takeaway from that horrific scene. Also, Ysabel is a later daughter with his least-favorite wife, so Kody would never value her. He reveres Aspyn as the sweetest; he and Christine classified Mykelti as the difficult wild child, and Truely is his nemesis. Gwen might receive occasional acknowledgment, but only because Kody's jamming her in with AuroraBreanna as a triplet or an after-thought.

Meri said that her bed is easy to make, because she sleeps alone. There's the silver lining.