Grifter Lives

They're such yogis that they gripe and get stressed out throughout their entire yoga practice. And, they don't take a breath!

You see it on her now. I can't imagine that lasers could help her skin.

He'd be doing it in another 20-30 years, if he ever made it over here. She told him so.

Jojo looks Tiny next to big Tits Ange, or formerly known as Big Tits Ange.

And, you translate into your native language. I'd think that earlier immigrants and their children already own the Ukrainian translation market in Sequim, even for newscasts.

Or renting an apartment to kick him out of. . . Wouldn't she have to prove income before his visa is approved?

Is Tiffany's mother's daughter the other little girl that we saw last week or the daughter who met Tiffany for a drink?

Natalie knew before the trip. She said something about it last week.

Tiffany actually filmed herself without make-up in that flashback. Or, maybe she didn't wear make-up to make it look like a flashback - the new TLC trick. Last week, it was Lo.

Obligatory shots of Natalie's backside.

It looks like healthy Natalie is eating potato chips.

She wears her bangs above it. Zied couldn't do that with all the AquaNet in the world.

It's a sunny and warm November in Oklahoma.

Hello, Everyone, Sunday Night = Snark Snark = Love

Now I have to re-watch! But, that will require me to observe Colton, slurping his soup by bringing the bowl up to his chin. The women watched. I did notice that Kimberly always had caffeine with her - a large coffee on the drive out to the farm and sweet tea with the Thai food. (They all drank iced tea with dinner.) And, I believe, there was a Keurig on their counter.

I think that Alexaaanhndra rejected him, but she did it nicely, and he's too narcissistic to accept it. She doesn't want children, may want to date other men and will continue to travel. She never said that she'd reconsider or scale back otherwise. She may also have realized that his "adventurous," out-of-the-box date consisted of a walk down the block to the psychic from the back pages of the free weekly tabloid and a glass of house wine in the front yard, where every child and neighbor could interrupt, and where his "wife" would monitor from the kitchen window. Maybe, knowing that Tosha was in earshot, she said that she'd like to be friends with Tosha (i.e., "even her before Sidian). Maybe the requirement for the Sidian cult is that you must adopt a pretentious name. For women, it requires the "ahhhh" syllable to be elongated for several seconds when spoken, although their real names are Natalie and Alexandra. For men, it's the dumb name Sidian. Footnotes: Why did Alexaaanhndra think that a short blue dress with lace did not need a bra and was appropriate for an adventurous date? And, what exactly was in the glass container necklace? Every time I see Sidian and Tosha, I hear the comments from here in my head ("His real name is Stanley," or Insidious; "The girl ain't right in the head;" and "she was born to be in a cult.") and I laugh.

In last week's episode, Andrrrrei prepared his salad and left for work at around 7:05 a.m., according to the clock. Both scenes may have taken an hour to film, including Libby's and Blocky-head Eleanor's wardrobe changes. Also, Eleanor was finishing a cracker before Libby handed her off to Andrrrei and he returned her to Libby and told her to get the baby a cracker. Libby shouted down Andrrrei when he complained about Becky to deflect from the fact that she told Becky that Andrrei was doing the walk-through to flip the house. The family apparently hasn't caught onto Libby's M.O., or they hate Andrrrrei so much (in part, due to Libby) that they don't care.

He really does! He looked girly in his work-out scenes, too, when they showed just his legs, and when he was contemplating his daily deep thoughts out in the field. His wife looks more miserable each week.

Here's her Instagram description. She self-identifies as "faith-based." In her business, she serves the Lord - and she may have the word art to remind you! Pamela Putnam, Talent Agent Talent Agent/Agency Owner at Stellar Talent and Image, a faith-based boutique agency representing actor, models, singers, and dancers ages 5 & older www.stellartalentandimage.com

We are hysterical. TLC needs to give us better material to work with. As Natalie asked Trish, "I deserve to be happy, don't you think?" See everyone in the threads!

Piggy banks and altar candelabras rural Oklahoma. I'd run out of that room, screaming. Is that an alien-worship thing?

Home means Mom. Mom means Home. Coltee and Brandon have that same sign over their headboards, too.

Natalie is a 34-year old who gets gifts of teddy bears or unicorns. She's not much different from Mullet and the piggybanks. Mullet would have been able to break one open to pay for the SeaTac hotel.

Is Extreme Sisters losing HEA's audience so that TLC needs to advertise Kenny & Armando. I turn away, and I don't come back, even though I faithfully watched I Love a Mama's Boy and sMothered and Sister Wives.

Trish looks just as bad with her mullet pulled back and under a hat. I didn't think that could be possible so easily.