Burning Rubber

Is lane splitting even legal? The scooter dude said he expected to be a witness haha.

Band case: Faith checks... OMG religious people can be so ridiculous! It was hilarious how he bristled at the word "bounced" - God forbid that his felony be called out for what it is. Stimulus check: i bet the defendant did steal the money. Dog park: "Lab mixes" from rescues are almost always deceptively labeled pit bulls. The fake lab mix had the other dog in its mouth... that's a pit alright. With a typical pit owner avoiding responsibility. That mauler had a history if the rescue made them have 9 trainibg sessions. Victim dog had crushed ribs. It drives me nuts when JJ compares dogs to children. "Dog parents" pffffft

The preview was extraordinarily BORING! So much time in cars, such slow, repetitive conversations, it was unbearable. The worst half hour in franchise history.

Ugh, today's smirking defendant really got under my skin!

I want to hire the pink haired defendant for art modeling. Her face had that perfect pre-Raphaelite stunner profile that I have been searching for, for years. I was mesmerized.

Maybe it's hormones but I cried twice during this episode. First I cried when Karine was silently weeping and rejecting Pole's attempts at holding her. I believe he is criminally insane, unhinged and dangerous. He cannot find work. He will live on disability the rest of his life, and that's OK. Karine made a strategic error. She should have pretended to be reasonably happy, love the house and America, and announce she needs to head back to Brazil temporarily for some made up reason. And then cut all contact completely. I realize Pole has rights as a father but he will kill them both if they stay. Then I cried when Kalani said she doesn't want to be married anymore. My heart sank. They are both good people and they both try very hard. They are also both responsible for some of the issues. Kalama needs to be more accepting that Asuelu won't always exactly say what she thinks he should say. I hope therapy works out. Paging Dr Kirk Honda!

The Kentucky Tourism Bureau must have used their influence to make sure that the state's best attractions are featured on the show. I captured Clot's smiling eyes after he revealed to Jess that he's living with Vanessa, for your weighing and consideration.

Of course Beta Cuck Andrei left Moldova under shady circumstances. He's a raging, bossy, defensive, walking shady circumstance himself. I'm with Family Libby interrogating the misogynist mofo from here to the moon. It was both striking and awesome to see the bastard cringing when asked what would be simple easy questions if he weren't such an arrogant, lying shitbird. Being forced to confront his past is the only thing that has humbled him so far. I say, go Father Libby and question away, because you know Submissive Libby didn't do due diligence. I call BS on him being a detective with a desk job (even Sumit could make up a more credible job description) and moving to Ireland to become a low status goon/bouncer. I am ready to wager that he was a glorified doorman/ security guard. Then the move to Ireland makes sense, as does his being high on his stroke of luck marrying a richer younger version of Credulous Jenny.

I was low-key jealous of the Debster for her opportunity to share a meal with Family Jesse. They sounded so much fun and I loved Jesse's interactions with them. She was comfortable and happy, surrounded by her loved ones. The food looked homey and appetizing. The house was gorgeous. Then Colt and his motherwife ruin it by making digs at the absent Larissa and revealing themselves to be assholes who didn't even bother trying Larissa's cooking - ganging up against her by assuming it would be terrible. Which is rich because Mole Deb is such a basic beef, potatoes and bith phtew cook.

Angela is trying to look big, though and intimidating, but it's just an act. She's covering up that deep down, she's a giant snowflake that gets over-the-top triggered at the most innocuous things. Even gullible Jenny has more internal fortitude than wimpy Angela. Thank God for America which keeps her safe from *gasp* bulk rice displays and supplied with pizza and cigarettes.

Libby's sister-in-law is enraging. Libby is Libby but she is surrounded by manipulative, sexist, bullying assholes and she's a better woman than I am. I would never speak to any of them ever again after this, save maybe Andrei's father.

I need a refresher course about how Grangela is so much better than Big Gut Lisa because I forgot everything I've been taught.

Motherwife Debbie deserved to watch Clot and Voluptuous Jess eat each other's face as punishment for inviting herself into their private moments.

Grangela doesn't want a child. A child that you birth in labor and pain, protect, nurture, educate, feed, raise, and whose future you help secure. She was a generic baby to cement her relationship with her foreign lover. If she could carry a child, she'd be in her mid-seventies when it graduates high school. She doesn't really want that.

Andrei is a typical beta kuck whose impotence and low IQ leads to rage and bullying. Close your eyes for a moment, and imagine Andrei's personality in Colt's body. You will see it too.

My DVDR didn't record this episode. Will it play again? Was it a repeat?

The Ed and Rose story is quite unique in the sense that we have an American who is totally lying about having intentions to propose. It's a cautionary tale for the foreigners. Much the reverse of David and Yolanda.

You're assuming he's actually a relationship coach rather than a horny asshat.

Relationship coach : "I don't wanna talk"

There is a reason he doesn't want them to meet. He is banging all these women.

TLC knew that Ash is scamming being a relationship coach, that's why they put him up to it. He never gave a seminar before. He can't even deal with Avery disagreeing with his joke ideas, what a coach!

Gah, Big Mayo continually harasses Rose like he's a detective on a murder investigation, but the fat greaseball is lying to her. Of course the biggest lie is pretending to be there in consideration of marriage in the first place That grey bikini is hideous.

That's prednisone, not every transplant recipient gets that. Mostly Americans because it's cheap.

Tom. You are boring. That is a capital sin on TV.

Ed is a sex tourist, he doesn't want to marry Rosemarie. Pretending that he wants to marry her makes it look less like paying for sex, he may need that to get it up, he seems very particular.