Lindz

Ugh, Gwinnett! They let all those auto stores be robbed??? Did they even bother investigating those? Checked the license plate readers? Cameras? Tower dumps? Geofencing? How'd they get a license plate, but didn't see they got pulled over THAT NIGHT?!!! COME ON!!! SLOPPY!!!! No other stores locked down that night?!!! Uh. They didn't get what they were after!!! Of course they continued robbing, they got away with it! Lucky they didn't kill any other people! That guy was talking just like the robber. Seems like he'd say he didn't want government money, he wanted auto parts money.

As usual, Tulsa fails to impress!!! They didn't put an alert out for potential cuts?!!! Hospitals, clinics, news?!! WHERE'D he get those stitches?!! 😬 AGAIN, another murderer with a warrant! 🙄 Did the bathroom look like someone had taken a shower? If he tried to get in, why was he dressed in pjs? After picking him up, he would've been wearing regular clothes outside. I'm skeptical of his story. Was probably trying to rob him & he fought back. Lucky his friend told cuz they probably would've just waited for the DNA.

Paranoid, so shoot up a car driving down the block?!!!! 😕 That's so stupid!!! What time was it? Why were those kids out at night? How do they just go to someone's house without asking to come over??!!! Just pulling up to her bf's house unannounced? Did he know about the threat earlier that day? I wonder if they all targeted the car together or if the group targeted the car thinking the initial shots came from the car. 🤔 Just crazy!

Someone get Allen to a rage room STAT!!! 😅 The poor dear's punching stuff in that mansion!!!

Good God that took so long! So drawn out! Only thing missing was Michelle interrogating the both of them together! 😂 She should've taken Madison's phone to look through it. Suspicious when they hold it & choose what to show. I'd say include Allen in that interrogation, but he doesn't want to know so he wouldn't ask for any specific details. Michelle is a top notch investigator! She should open an agency! Just needs to condense the interrogation to one interview... They teased a couple swap so does that mean she goes with Allen? 🤔 Or maybe they didn't mean that. Maybe it's just D&M. Didn't I see someone "propose" to Em? I thought that was a joke or something... WHY NOW??? So late & close to DD? I mean, Michelle was rapidly closing in. Pretty much done investigating and had her mind made up about what went down. She couldn't have dragged that out much longer, then again this was dragged out so long. Would she have eventually said, "You're still lying, I want a divorce."? David's such a punk, I doubt he'd request a divorce before DD. He still didn't say why he would've texted Madison that. What was the plan?!! Continue being questioned by Michelle til DD? Progress with Madison on the low? I can't with these fools! Ike better sit there & listen to everything Em has to say!

Sad, violent freak out. 2nd one in MAFS history!!! The poor fool! I'd say it doesn't top Michaela's yelling... It looked like Em & Juan cut him off to stop him from going in on Madison more after he just called her a b*tch. They're not the right audience for that cuz they're all "friends." Just like with David & Michelle, they're mostly team David, but try to be on both sides. How is he so hurt, but knew she didn't want him & looked at him with disgust? 😕 Did he involuntarily care for her because he liked her & spent time with her so he couldn't help it? Guys wanna like who they're talking to, so I guess it's the same. He wanted to like her because they're married, despite the signs.

WOWWWW!!! It was actually who they made it look like! I'm shocked! They even had them on the after show & didn't ask them about it! Of course they wouldn't have told the truth. LIARS! So weird to have the participants revisit past events in a certain timeframe when much more happened after. They have to act how that footage reflected when things could've soured afterwards... TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS ISH!!! David can keep saying he wasn't getting what he needed at home all he wants, he didn't tell her to give her the chance to change it. She wouldn't have, but still if it's a problem you're not even gunna attempt to fix, LEAVE!!! She didn't care about him & definitely didn't care to get to know him & he returned that energy. SHE SHOULD'VE ENDED IT AFTER THE HONEYMOON!!! They both could've & should've ended it long before the text. It's been done before! Ike just did it! WHY did they subject themselves & us to this?!!! WHAT was he expecting after CONSTANTLY LYING?!! He didn't honestly expect to continue with the marriage. Same question for her. If he'd been honest, would it have made much a difference? She just wants to know just to know. Doesn't change that she didn't intend to stay married. He stayed lying to the very end, even with his final "apology." He should've said he wasn't sorry for any of it & didn't care anymore because she never cared & feels she deserves it. She should take accountability and admit to his claims that she wasn't interested in him & didn't care. He feels she wasted his time, so he wasted hers. They wasted everyone's time! Ridiculous!

GYM DATES??? GOOD CONVERSATIONS??? He's surprised?!! So they weren't creeping??? He really downplayed it when she first started talking, saying he got along with everyone but his wife... She wasn't curious about the text?! What if there was another woman??? 😕 Him lying isn't an issue?!! Oh. Because she lies too? TRASH!!! What'd he expect to happen had he texted her??? INITIATE AN AFFAIR!!! Friendship is different from relationship. They're gunna try to be with each other for a week?! Uhhh. Okay. Sure. I'm surprised they didn't replay their first gym chat on the honeymoon. Giving advice to each other about their relationships is how it started? Like the Usher song? YIKES!!! Got advice & didn't follow it soooo... 🙄 Michelle said they put on a show with that scene & she's been spot on, so. 🤔

NO???!!! B*TCH, YES!!! LEMME SEE THAT PHONE!!! WHY DOES SHE KEEP REJECTING HER OFFERS??? I GUESS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT MEANS THE EVIDENCE IS GONE! WHERE ARE THE TEXTS?!!! SHE BROUGHT HER HER PHONE TO SHOW HER... NOTHING??!!! WTF?!! "WHAT DOES SHE DO?" TELL THE EFFING TRUTH!!! THEY'RE BOTH LIARS!!! THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER!!! STUPID TOM GIVING HER OPTIONS! NO! ASK HER WHY SHE EVEN CARES?!! DOES IT REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING?!! NO! SHE SHOULD BE HONEST & SAY THAT!

Unwise of Allen to ignore the details. Like he doesn't want to face the truth. To his detriment. Silly fool. She didn't want to tell him her suspicions & he didn't wanna even let his mind consider it. He should've. To be prepared. And he was. And drunk. Not an appropriate time. Hasn't he been cheated on before? You'd think that'd make him be on alert. But no. He wants to be oblivious. He should be thanking Michelle for the heads up so he wasn't completely blindsided. The girl knew!!!

Nothing like an ADT commercial in the morning. How romantic! Those crazy kids are gunna make it!! 😉😂

She was all up on that mouth at the wedding. 😂 Sidenote: WHERE did she tell him to fix his teeth???

T&C are the only ones acting married. Poor communicators, but eh. Can't believe Em let that fool embarrass her like that. She should've had her own papers ready. Both are dummies. J&K are just politely coasting to DD, for what? Idk. Not marriage. Dunno what Michelle's doing. Waiting for the truth? Then what? David stays living in his alternate reality after saying he's pretty sure she'll say no on DD, for what? I really don't know. Have I ever wanted two people to quit this much? 😅 They really should be the next to quit. A&M. Idk. She's tryna make it look like she tried. Just to say she tried. Poor Allen. Why has he been sleeping on the couch??? 🤔 What else has Madison gotten mad about??? They're really playing up his impending drunken rage, so I'm suspicious. Another passive, let it build type, it seems. 🙄

Feeling déjà vu with the husband clothes shopping, expensive edition. My God Allen's hat was awful! He made it look like he needed help! 😂An interesting first for the show & 2 wives have done it in the same season! Plus Camille's jewelry shopping outing. They're really tryna build a man, huh??? I mean, these are simple, superficial things & Allen & David could use better looking clothes. There are just so many more important things they should be working on, like their communication.

Very disappointed in the lacking communication between T&C. Tom's being so vague. That's not how plans are made. Why can't they thoroughly talk through after DD? They just keep dancing around it. It's annoying.

So no one's gunna ask Michelle the real questions? Why not use it an excuse to officially end it? She quit day 1, so... 🙄 She was sharp with those retorts! Have A&M kissed since the wedding? HA! Does Karla text other guys when Juan rejects her? LOL!!! GOOD POINTS!!! WHAT was that shut down by David when Allen was talking??? Then Madison leaving the table??? 😕😕 HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS!!! So the others are still on David's side even though he lied & still hasn't produced ANY proof??? Apparently. I wonder if there'd be any difference if he initially told the truth that it was meant for another woman. 🤔 His excuse was reasonable & made sense, he did seem to really put it out there. It is a fair point. He should've told her & ended it instead of texting other women. She was the cause, but that doesn't permit him doing that. She should validate his feelings instead of saying he kept putting the blame back on her & is only saying that now. COME ON NOW!!! She doesn't even believe that! But her putting him on the spot after he said he knows her decision in 2 weeks, telling him to quit & be with the other woman was spot on. Lost me when he said he still wanted to be with her. WHY??? Nah. Not buying it. Like. What was supposed to happen had he sent the text to the right woman??? Progress things, logically. He was wrong saying she took too long to get the truth, no he should've told truth IMMEDIATELY!!! Nobody's buying her really trying & her infidelity trigger, she doesn't care. At this point, she just wants to know & has no intention of moving forward with the marriage... He liked her open communication, but stayed silent & let it build up. He wanted things, but didn't request them, so... I can't stand the passive, build up types. So stupid. Him shutting down any further conversation about details & then shutting down Allen is very problematic. As if he saw it going to if Madison texts other men...& texting David. Who does he think he is??? He doesn't get to just shut down conversations like that. I'd definitely push back & ask why? WHAT'S HE HIDING???

Really don't like Juan's closed mindedness. He just dismissed the reading. He acts open, then says he's not. His ridiculous mustache is stupid. He looked better on his wedding day with no facial hair.

What's Em walking away for? She knew what it was! If you have to say I don't intend to hurt you, ISSA WRAP!!!! He's CHOOSING to be "hurt." He's a lost cause! LET IT GO!!! She seems so desperate. Ugh. It's cowardly to quit early?!! Not in this case! HE'S NOT IT!!! It'd be smart to end the torture! Let him be inconsistent, lie, & be disrespectful?!! HELL NO!!! That fool drove all the way there to have her sign a page where there's nowhere to sign?!! & asked her to sign it again after she pointed that out??? DAMN FOOL!!! He's done? So ACT done!!! Leave her alone!!! His spin about the arcade was absurd. Hope that's the last we have to see of him pre-DD!!

Because they didn't show him say it, I suspect it was inserted by editors. 🤔

The truth came out alright. The truth we already knew!!! David's looking worse & worse the more he lies! DESPICABLE!!! & They had both Madison & David on the after show & they don't have couples on so they can't be the swap. They did cut Michelle saying she suspected Madison in the preview. David had so much to say, but nothing but lies on the show. Of course he wasn't questioned properly. Is he cheating??? According to what definition?!! I mean, why bother asking him anything since all he did was lie about that text? He's lying because she doesn't deserve to know??? So he makes himself look stupid?!!! What sense does that make?!! She couldn't care less who it is? THEN WHY NOT SAY THAT AT THAT TIME?!!! Sounds like he's making stuff up, otherwise he should've said it back then. All he had to do was tell the truth. All he had to do was end it like Chris did when Alyssa acted a fool.

Customary cringey tantric yoga with a weirdo. I guess I've seen it so many times, I'm numb to it. How cute that they discuss sex with the expert. WHY CAN'T THEY DISCUSS IT THEMSELVES?!!!!! DO THEY NOT TALK?!! TMI!!! THE MOST TMI EVER!!! 😬😬

THEY WON'T EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER!!!! ISSA WRAP!!!! Didn't Em say she wasn't calling him her husband anymore??? Guess she forgot when she didn't see his ring. I don't believe him. He gives convenient excuses. She doesn't feel peace in the apartment... ALONE??? 😕 Ya. Ok. Sure. Girl, BYE!!! I guess her saying he wouldn't get a 2nd date gets back to him so he brings divorce papers. Then again, I doubt anyone talks to him. Maybe his Houston trip inspires the papers. Ah well. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!

Stupid assumptions of Allen...cuz of her ho dancing??? She could just like dancing like a ho & that's all. That didn't need to be thought or said... She's upset cuz her stranger husband thought that about her? Eh. Can you really be upset about first impressions? His "dream" was bizarre. Came out of nowhere. Distracting much??? 😕 She's too sensitive? Ya. No. More foot in mouth action. It's not her fault he didn't say he didn't like something she said or did. So of course it seems everything's fine. It's not an expectation, it's a precedent HE SET!!! That whole situation was stupid. He shouldn't have said it. All she had to say was she was hurt he thought that, she'd hoped her husband wouldn't have thought of her the same way everyone does. All he had to do was apologize & say he'd think before speaking going forward. Eh. Made a long, "interesting," segment. NOT.

He's sticking to his story with no pic?!?!! SHOW THE TEXTS!!!! CALL HER RIGHT NOW!!! SIMPLE!!! See how fast he retreated when he was scrolling through the texts?!!! GUILTY AS HELL!!! 😂😂 Talking to other women wasn't clear?!?!! WHAAAATTTTT??!!! This kinda reminds me of Ashley & David from ATL S3. She was checked out, but "took issue" with her husband seemingly tryna date someone else. Curse of the Davids! 😂

I wonder if Juan is an all or nothing type, like he won't do other things if he's not doing sex. So that's why he's not physical at all. But he said he's not attracted to her, so idk. He could be abstaining to avoid looking like a jerk if they don't stay married.