Sofa Sloth

Gosh, it would make me so happy if Robyn and Kody had to sell their woodland McMansion and find a new downgrade ‘Rennal’ (Robyn speak) to pay Christine out for the land or anything else she’s owed. Who knows how their finances are intertwined, but they already owe money and they are losing a chunk of that TLC cash and pyramid scheme money now to Christine. *Rubs hands together gleefully*

Typical Kody. ‘She has made the decision to leave’ - never one to take any responsibility for the state of the (spirit) marriage. He is a dismissive, misogynistic weasel focused entirely on his own happiness. The way he has iced out the other wives from love (that aren’t Robyn) is emotional abuse. The plan to be monogamous, was just to beat them down emotionally until they make the decision to leave, so he (and Robyn) don’t look like the bad guys. ‘Committed parent?’ Hahahahahahahahahaha. Kody will continue to sit on his ass helicoptering over Robyn’s kids and catering to their every whim, whilst forgetting any other child exists, as always.

😘 Aw thanks @Kbo! Just trying to check in here occasionally to keep up with the Brown’s drama.

Sorry I’m from Australia 😂 it’s slang for being raised without both parents in the same home because of parent separation. Not very nice term actually when I think about it, I should probably not have used it, but it’s Kail, so meh. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/broken-home

Kailyn is pure selfish. She already has a litter of boys growing up in a broken home, she doesn’t need more children. Of course she’s not thinking about what’s best for those boys, she’s only thinking now she has an excuse to have IVF and do gender selection for that elusive girl, without being judged for it and she doesn’t have to risk yet another boy naturally. Bringing up the fertility factor on her podcast as if it applies to her, is a ginormous slap in the face to anyone with PCOS actually suffering from that symptom. Obviously she’s not one that suffers from fertility issues 🙄 Plenty of people - herself, teen mom Maci, posh spice - have had no fertility problems with PCOS. It MAY cause problems for some and it MAY make it harder to lose weight just as it can cause hirsuitism, acne and diabetes but I don’t see her with any of those symptoms either - it’s extremely easy to misdiagnose PCOS also just saying, as there’s no definitive test for it. It absolutely shouldn’t be a crutch for her weight gain - the simple mathematical calorie input and output still apply here - PCOS or not, if you overeat or eat poorly, it’s still on you. It’s actually more important than ever for her to lose her lard ass with diet and exercise if she wanted to relieve any PCOS symptoms. This ‘diagnosis’ is a convenient sympathy grab, to try and detract viewers from the fact she’s a domestic abuser and anti-vax selfish POS heifer.

Coffee literally came out of my nose whilst reading that last part! 😆 You are such a visionary, I love you. The idea of old age Kody and Robyn being brutally denied access to their celestial afterlife planet paradise, to instead spend eternity tumbling through the universe endlessly, is just mwah! 💋👌🏼

Robyn: ‘I make bomb lasagna and bomb cheesecake’ Oh honey no. You have absolutely no business using that sentence (even if you are 10 years younger than the other wives as you like to remind us all). Yeesh, what a cringe.

Poor little Areola inherited Kody’s whole actual face. It’s quite disturbing looking at a pint sized female Kodouch - complete with bad hair. It seems she has some kind of untamed mullet happening, reminds me of the time I cut my own hair at her age 😂 I’m sure she’ll grow up into an attractive girl like most of her sisters, but those Kodouch genes are strong right now.

Kody teaching his grown children to wipe their butts was a new low in content, even for this bunch. I was flummoxed when Kody says he plunges all their house’s toilets, multiple times? I’ve never plunged a toilet in my life! What are these people doing to block all these toilets on the regular? Perhaps it just confirms they are all full of s***💩 While I get Meri’s maternal instincts, Mariah is a grown 25 year old and lives a three day road trip away; she shouldn’t have even entertained her mother’s offer to come move her, or need to have it vetoed by her douche-lord dad, who was called in for the ‘emergency’. Clearly the less people traipsing around unnecessarily in a pandemic, the better. Meri enables Mariah. She was obviously capable of arranging her own move with her fiancée (especially when it’s just moving back in with mommy 🙄). My only other takeaway from this borefest episode, was Christine sure has a lot of counter-top electrical appliances, for one so afraid of them.

Whoa whoa whoa!! Spoiler alert would have been nice there Sandy! Next thing you’ll be tellingk us, Meri was once talking online with a bad woman, who was pretending to be a man. Be great if they covered all this completely untouched stuff, on an episode now and then 😉 I personally couldn’t care less to see self righteous ME-riah and her chubby clone lap dog’s weddingk planning, but I guess that’s literally all this show has to offer us now. Like Counting On, it will just be an endless parade of weddingks and babies (with a few moving trucks and wives passive aggressively side-eyeing and shading each other), until the sorry end. I usually find Christine the most tolerable and relatable wife, but the last two seasons she’s become totally neurotic. The theatrical voice gymnastics and alternative low whispering and random loud booming, combined with weird annunciations like adding ‘ink’ endings to all ‘ing’ words are grating ... Soz Christine but wouldn’t shower at your house either, that kind of dramatic energy would be exhausting. She needs to follow her mum Annie’s lead, and just leave the lifestyle before she becomes any more bitter. Bless, old Mare and her feigned ignorance about who the Queen B was in their Leeeehi household - If you’re just sittin’ there not sure who it was, it was probably you...ya know? She who demanded an equal share of the family pot, taking resources that could have been better utilised/shared amongst the multiple kids, to instead spend them on her one spoilt heir baby pudge (and 8 spirit kids). I remember Kody saying once in an episode ‘Mariah doesn’t beg me for new shoes or clothes anything like Aspyn or Maddie do’. Well duh you pubic-haired bonehead, I wonder why? It’s almost like funds aren’t distributed evenly and fairly between your dependants, causing deep family inequalities, rifts and resentments or something. 🙄 From old Queen B to the new one - at least she didn’t try to fake sob this episode, over how pure her sacrificial and saintly love for the other wives is. JK she totally did. Meanwhile I keep tuning in. I hate myself.

I’m just sittin’ here kicking myself for that missed opportunity...for rill.

Robyn: ‘It wouldn’t be appropriate for one of us to lead’ 🙄 The ‘pink elephant’ in the room is that SHE does lead everything though, via her subtle manipulation tactics and vice-like grip on Kody’s (probably) ramen-pubed balls. Kody is clearly only living with her at this point and only invested in things that concern her. She subtly got the legal marriage and was responsible for the demise of previous top dog wife, masterminded the move from Vegas to Flagstaff, got her first choice of property Coyote pass, massive rental house there... then all the fake fighting/eye-booger crying about not wanting to buy a mansion and take from her fellow sister wives, because ‘god will provide a rennal’, so many classic examples of her stealth. She only inserts herself in Kody and Meri’s relationship to make herself look good as ‘the peacemaker’ saint sister wife and because Meri’s zero threat to her. Anyone catch the obvious nose touch when she stated ‘I go days without seeing Kody/he hasn’t been around’. Body language says ‘LIE!’ Christine’s said he’s not at her house, so she’s trying to play the ‘oh me too sister wife, I get it’ card. Where is he then Robyn? With Meri? Phffttt, I think not. Such a master manipulator.

Yes please! Sign me up for an overpriced frumpy, dumpy smock, so I can get a unhygienic simple kid’s lunch-box snack covered in dog hair, arrive with it. What a deal! 🙄

How many of these stupid pyramid schemes can Christine push on her fans at one time? This family has a finger in every dodgy pie, it’s unbelievable! Interestingly she’s also pushing the My Sister Wife’s Closet joolry on her social media, despite the website being down. Almost like it’s their very own start-up pyramid scheme...🤔Either that or just offloading the inventory, hopefully it’s the latter.