SemiCharmedLife

If you had Gabby out there waiting for you, would you be??

But, Gabby, what about your plan to storm the prison???

Whaddya know? Chris isn't going home today...

Can we stop for a gondola ride down the love canals?

I know! I was trying to find the vomit emoji on my keyboard!!!

She's going to pull a "Ximena!" (90 Day reference)

Yep, I'm in for the road trip/intervention/potential kidnapping.

With the size of that, I would say 2 ramens and a pack of ciggies.

Haley is just so stoopid!!!

OMG! Great bedside manner!!

Why is Max even on this show???? He just wants to get more subscribers to his Only Fans content.

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Why in the heck does Indie believe every word her "psychic" says? Her mother should slip the psychic some money to direct her toward better decision making.

Cheater-ization?

Santiba, work on yourself, internally. Build confidence and self worth and be open to a relationship with a decent person.

Talsey's going to try to turn this all around on her. Loser!

So funny! Plus now I'm grooving to the song in my head!

😂. You win the internet!!!

No, despite the similar haircut, Emily is awake!

I agree, I did not have many expectations for this show and they were surpassed! Viva delusion, scamming, cat fights, and much, much more!

Hi, bunkies! I have my jailhouse hooch and am ready to rumble...

I'm glad to see Daisy, Colin and Glen back this season. Gary, not so much, especially if he's up to his usual slimey-ness. He scored a few points helping with the dishes and somewhat trying to fend off a first night tryst with Ashley. I think the chef should have roomed with the Captain. That would seem to be a better fit. I also am appalled at the primary being inappropriate with Gabriella. I think she handled it well, especially considering you have to be friendly for the tip, but cutting off the inappropriate banter quickly. I think he drank too much and made an ass of himself- hopefully he is not like that IRL.

I think it was a collaboration between designer Christian Cowan and Brooks. I'm just glad it didn't have Brooks Marks label tape running down the legs or across the boobs.

After such an explosive season, I can't wait for the reunion! It's a shame Mary didn't show up for it, but she's been trying to run away from the show most of the season, in one form or another. I'm sure she wasn't happy about her church dealings being exposed. Complete agreement on the cringy sex art with Whitney and Justin. Way over the top- they could have cut that scene at the dining table and it would have been plenty. I am so tired of hearing Jen play the victim, when she has been taking advantage of others and breaking the law for years. She says she has provided jobs for many members of her family- I hope they weren't roped into her nasty scamming business. She should feel bad for that, not bragging about it. I was hoping to see a little humble pie from her this season, but that didn't happen- she just attacked others as usual to divert attention away from her legal drama. And, she is still spending money on frivolous things like glam squads, huge houses, moving companies and luxury sport cars, judging from what I've seen on the show.

I'm not a fan of "acting" challenges, though I'm glad everyone did well- according to the style they were given. The runway was fun and I'm glad there was no elimination this week. I enjoy it when things are changed up (and they didn't have to use that damn candy bar to drum up a pre-arranged non elimination.) I loved what Lady Camden brought to the runway and lip sync. I'm thrilled for her win!