SemiCharmedLife

I recall last season several of the recurring guests judges (male) really brought it with their fashion statements. I wish I could remember who exactly- maybe Greg?

I loved your entire post, particularly the first paragraph! Thanks for the articulate summary and laughs!

I was on the edge of my seat, especially when Daya Betty was the first one to pull out a win. I was surprised at that, though I understand that she had a slight edge over Jasmine with that song. I am so glad my faves got through this episode. Jasmine seemed like a genuine person and certainly took a lot of criticism from the others. Deja complimented her on being able to laugh at a joke, even at her own expense. Wishing good things for her.

Well, bunkies, it's been fun! I've got to get these strippers heels off cause my boo is apparently not getting out today after all. See you next time!

DECEASED.

If there is anything that is going to destroy a relationship in record time, it's trying to look up some government records on the computer....

Yet, prisoner after prisoner has made it clear they would prefer the food to the bj.

Martel looks so much worse in his Talking Heads- like he's on drugs or drunk. Too bad.

They ran out of time due to the drive, not the 12 hours of hanky panky prior to that.

Yikes!!! The plot thickens...

Cue Kayla in 3, 2, 1...

I really thought they were going to be on this season.

As long as they are in prison, they will tell you everything you want to hear, but when they get out, it's another story. Run, Indie, run!

Don't trip about Harry seeing other felons, Indie... There's just something called "parole."

Martel was the one who had cocaine, crack and firearms in his car...

I think Chance is getting luckier than Rick did.

Oh, those sweet little terms of endearment...

WE TV, please help us out with closed caption right now with Antoine's mom. Girlfriend, pull out your translator app and dial it to "drunk."

Holy Sloshed Mama, Batman!

Maybe two...

Does this mean Rick is going to pay for Kay's phone calls, prison snacks, etc?

"apparently girls do that in prison." very understanding...

Tell it, Lydia!

CONSIDERATE????!!!!!

Kevin: can you describe the incident in a little more detail, please?"