littlebennysmom

"I'm Courtney, come fiiinnd me!" in the most nasally baby voice possible.

Lawd, tuned in to today's repeat of "Assaults and Arrests: Troubled Teen Confronts Her Grandma". Couldn't take more than 10 minutes, the white trash screaming is like a spike through my head. If these talk shows want to be viewed as legitimate, taping needs to stop until these people can control themselves or it's done.

Lawd, that Zoe Kravitz whispering commercial for crappy beer makes me stabby as hell. ASMR? Does that stand for "Annoying Shit Michelob Regurgitates"?

Her head cocking, folding her hands under her chin and cooing at Dr. Now is making me stabby.

Also the other form of SD, Sniveling Dependency.

Sniveling is an underutilized word in this forum.

And "I feel like my body's betrayed me" while adding whipped cream to her syrup soaked stack of waffles.

I apologize if it's been mentioned before, but all I can think of when I see Justin and his hat is Homer Simpson's trip to The Vast Waistband. He bought that same hat plus a muumuu during the episode where he gains weight so he can go on disability. It's de rigueur fat guy fashion!

That father of theirs that looks like Pantangeli from the Godfather needs to get the Rosato brothers treatment -- mort!!

Because the dad is an absolutely horrible person that doesn't know how to address issues like an adult and still treats his sons like 5 year olds. Why didn't he just get him a garbage bag full of popcorn for the ride home rather than bringing another living being into this shitshow?

Agreed! He should help Steven get off the drugs by giving him his? When Justin just had surgery? Gtfoh. And what's wrong with Pantangele/Steven Sr that the favorite child is Steven Jr?

Because God forbid that useless sack of discolored flesh should have to order cat food and litter to be delivered with other crap he gets for himself from the grocery store. Why does such a selfish loser even have an animal? Cupcake needs to run out that door the next time it opens and never look back.

Pantangele, of course! That's exactly who he reminds me of!

I thought the proper spelling on this forum is "laegs" as in "ow, my laegs!"? On random occasions, I straight up say "ow, my laegs!" internally and then almost collapse with laughter. You've all affected me and I'm sick enough to be grateful!

This is my first time watching any of the Assanti brother episodes -- holy hell, what a trainwreck! And I think Stephen Sr demonstrates where Jr got his nostrils and horrifying behavior. Geez, the way he went off on Justin after the phone call with Jr was straight up horrifying (I think it goes without saying that Jr's behavior, legs, mange head, as well as Justin's deserted hobby shop that's GOT to be some kind of drug front is all horrifying).

Yeah, but in tomorrow's episode, coach Mike will be there to straighten her out! Lol, if there was ever a more useless "helper" on this show, I can't remember them. This lady needs serious help from the medical community, not some rah rah pep talk from a life coach!

I think all nose piercings (rings or studs through the septum, "gems" on nostrils, etc) look like random boogers and flatter no one. With a name like Khadijah Royal, I'm going to guess schoolteacher.

Miss Khadija Royal was something else. Between her rat-a-tat-tat delivery, constant interruptions of Judge Judy, "ain't that somethin'?" after JJ dismissed them both, and post case violent paper straightening, I thought Byrd might have to physically restrain her from beating the plaintiff bloody.

Lola's whack ass wig looks like a combed down version of Sideshow Bob's hair. It ain't cute. Wow, so glad (and surprised based on that roadtrip/fast food orgy) they've done so well! Good luck to both of them going forward.

Thank you, the word she needs to be using in that situation is fortuitous!!

Aw, no more Chef Boyardee and his "Mamma mia!" exclamations! He did seem especially frazzled while making his main heat dessert, poor guy. I hope there's more happy moustache twirling in his future. Anyone else shocked, shocked I say!, to see Lorraine take a huge (for her) piece of dessert from Duff's plate to see if there was a different level of rose taste? Seemed so out of character for her, but it makes me like her more. I like all 3 bakers in the finale, I'll be happy with any of them taking first place. I especially liked that there weren't any of the contrived "how y'all doing?" shout outs.

Can't stand the Enterprise used car commercial where Kristen Bell wants to use a recliner as a trade in -- "but I need this out of my house!" So stupid on so many levels.

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And that's why yelling "get out of my way!" at your competitors WILL backfire...because sometimes another contestants mini challenge win results in being assigned a flavor that you hate.

Where is that ridiculous "Doctor On Demand" when you need it? Another hissonjay podcast hawked on today's show, smh. Jay, get off the family tit already.