Leilani

I hope Betsy is getting paid to be the third wheel.

These two have no chemistry.

This is watching paint dry.

Gonna guess Robert is gonna see some red flags soon before the epi is over.

The longer they put off the wedding, the longer they can stay on the show.

Sarah just married a rapper.....let that sink in.

They kiss as awkwardly as the fit of his shirt.

Oh great a 4th week of the bee keepers crying. They kiss like 7th graders.

It looks like Sanpaku eyes to me

Sarah subscribes to the : keep your friends close and your enemies closer adage is why she's 'friending' Juliana.

This crying is so dramatic for a guy who doesn't like sushi.

Oprah owns a big stake in Weight Watchers stock and has for a few years now. I don't know how anyone would have sympathy for the pudgy selfish child hating Bee Couple.

Why did Sharp think we need 20 minutes of the pudgy bee keepers who hate children fake crying. I hope he really did leave but I have my doubts. Juliana's back story is inconsistent and the fact she smiles when she talks about her 'terrible' backstory is called 'dupers delight'. I had a modicum of respect when Mike didn't cave and chase when Glenn Close's threw the ring into his suitcase and it was great the camera caught her look of surprise that her manipulation didn't work this time but again I have my doubts that is the end of their relationship.

I just discovered this train wreck but all I can think about is Lisa must have taken out life insurance on him and been trying to kill him off or she's afflicted with some form of Manchusen by proxy. Dr Now must have suspected she was like that all along, because I don't he's usually as critical of the enablers as he was with her.

My takeaway for this whole epi: I want to take a whole jar of Oil Of Olay to Angela's face and eye primer to the sister's smeared blue eye shawdow.

In a few years we'll look back and wonder how or why we we spent our Friday's addicted to this mess:

Well that episode was a bore.

All these women act like these cons are the only men left on the planet. Do they not know as women it's easy for us to find men.

Are all old chain smoking blonde women named Angela with young men violent?

I've had it with CHON/SHAWN/JOHN

Lacey is a pimp...what would we be saying if it was a late 30s man marrying up a 20 year old girl out of prison and making her do porn with him.

Megan is 30?????????? She acts like a love struck teen or early 20s.

Prison Closet is how she got pregnant, I'm surprised they revealed this to us in the first epi.

Yea Andrea...it's LA that's toxic.

I'm not feeling this season so far and that role playing pretending to be Michael, Sarah just did with her daughter is wrong.