Setlist

Mine all seem to be on a semi-major highway. Guhhhhh. By the way, I have like, no clue what I'm doing in this game, despite the fact that my go-to throwaway email (that I made in high school 14 years ago) is a Pokemon reference.

You guys, I got a chance to peek at the "blueprints" of the bracket/poll that @King of Birds put together, and it seriously is epic. Like, perhaps the poll of the century. Bigger than any poll that KOB has ever polled before. Get pumped. And yay for the office, @Glory! Windows mean everything at work.

Does anyone know if "smurfs" is an actual drug term, or was Daniel just too gone to make sense? They seemed to understand what it meant at the intervention, but I was trying to figure out if that was legit, or just a known Daniel-ism.

Percy seemed nice. But also, he found her on the sugar mama website. He tried to play that off, but... Come on, man. I do wish Ginjer (yes, ugh) the best. She seemed to have a really good head on her shoulders.

@MichelleAK Match Game! Charles Nelson Reilly forever. Seriously, that dude was amazing. I watched GSN religiously as a teen. Jeopardy had Louis CK on recently, and I'm pretty sure that episode will stay on my DVR forever.

Someone, please make a gif of Scot's "tribal council twist." Please and thank you.

Aww, Cydney's muscle-filled family. I kind of wish Probst gave Cydney's mom a little bit more of a heads up that she'd be talking on camera.

Thanks for the endorsement, @King of Birds. Also, thanks for using the phrase "Class-A Loony," since I seriously haven't heard that term in years. We should bring it back, along with "hootenanny" and "skedaddle." Also, that salamander is adorable.

Tyreme truly struck me as an all-around nice dude. I'm glad they're still friends. And honestly, this is one of the first episodes in the last few weeks that I didn't lose interest in halfway through. I'm glad that giant bear found love as well. Good on Tyreme for regifting it to his daughter.

So, yes. Tandy is annoying. But Mike's just an ass. Those embarrassing stories didn't need to be told (especially since he has zero idea what the group dynamic is like), and his shaving revenge was just cruel. It's a shame, since Mike seemed great prior to this episode -- and I love Jason Sudeikis in general. If this continues, he should have just died in space.

Yep! Pretty sure that was the same seller I bought mine from. It's been a few years.

I have a VanVonderen "Love you like crazy" tee, and I really should think about replacing it -- Jeff's face looks a little horrifying after so many washes. (What can you say, I love that tee like crazy, so it gets a lot of use.)

My heart stopped when they said she overdosed, but thankfully the Sylvia Skype session followed. I will say that I laughed out loud when Sylvia was like, "You know me, I'm Sylvia!" after Karissa darted out of the Intervention. Of course we, as fans, know Sylvia... But it's not like she's a household name. (They did hug immediately afterward, so maybe Karissa is more familiar with the show than I'm giving her credit for.)

Oof. I'm like, five minutes in, and already saw more than enough. Sophia being a demon, and Tyler starting to cry over a video of himself that he made for Catelynn (but it's obvious he's crying since he thinks he's the best husband in the entire world?)

That was seriously the most intense episode ever. My eyes were glued to the screen the entire time. I tried not to laugh at some of the stuff she said, but from the safety of my home, it was kind of tough. ("You like dieting? Well I like weekends!") If I was right next to her, however, I'd be absolutely terrified. I'm glad that Intervention was able to expose how awful the deep end of addiction can be.