Cammi

She is a horrible mother, and I bet you anything she contemplated leaving her kids at one point and moving to Turkey to be with him. Probably was gonna push off on her mother. But then they decided on him coming here "to see if it would work" first and then if not, she would move there. I bet you my house. Her dumb ass smile and passive nature as she just SITS THERE like a stupid log, while her kids are being disrespected- tells me everything I need to know about what type of mother she is. They're both selfish assholes. And no way could this be just an "act" for the show. What mother would admit to such a horrible storyline if not true? Her poor kids deserve better.

Unfortunately I agree. I think she looks around 15 years old, and however sweet she may be, she acts like a pre teen. Look I'll just say it: these men that date young women- fine. No problem, as long as everyone is of legal age. What troubles me is when they are with much younger women (a decade or more younger), and they look AND act extremely young. Obviously Juliana is a tall, thin girl, not much curves. Ok fine... everyone's body type is different. And she seems lovely, however her mannerisms remind me of a young teen. I had a friend of a friend who was an escort in Vegas. I assumed she didn't make a lot of money in her chosen profession. In my opinion she looked less like a woman, and more like a 14 year old kid. But she explained to me that her "act" was the "daddy's girl" role. She dressed very young (think saddle shoes etc.), acted the naïve, girlish role. She was flat chested, no curves. She said she made BANK compared to the "regular girls". She was around 22, but easily looked like a pre-teen. She said she was racking up the money while she still could, before time filled her out. I asked her if it bothered her, being with men who were borderline pedophiles? She said "Actually I feel better about doing it, because I am consenting to the act. And maybe, just maybe, it might stop them from truly hurting someone underage". Anyway, whenever I see men with a younger woman, I usually don't cringe. Men like young, fertile women, that is no secret. I side eye them only when the younger party clearly looks or acts "underage". Juliana I fits both roles imo. She is cute and sweet yes, but something is off when you introduce your fiancé to your kids and she looks young enough to be their sibling. She literally barely looks old enough to drive. Let's face it, she isn't going to be having political, social or existential conversations with Michael. His behavior towards her, some of the little comments he has made, almost seem predatory to me. He wants that "daddy" role. "You are poor when I am not with you, but no worries, daddy is here to save you. Now let's make a porno in the limo!" Barf

She’s a very sweet kid, but Julianna looks and somewhat acts (her mannerisms) around 15 years old. It’s..... different he would choose her.

Murcel SUCKS and so does Anna. What kind of man asks a woman to LEAVE her kids? And what kind of woman entertains him after that?!???? Anna is giving me Danielle Jbali vibes. Weird smiling at inappropriate times. They both seem a can shy of a six pack. Fucking idiots.

Goodness Tania’s heavy breathing and squealing at the airport reminded me of Danielle. I hadda mute my tv, I got second hand embarrassment. And sorry but Julianna is not that pretty. I see much more attractive on college campuses here in the US. Models aren’t always attractive. They’re just tall and gangly for the most part. Pin up models like Dita Von Teese can get it all day long with me, and I’m a straight woman. But at least old dude can say “I’m married to a model” you know cuz “My wife has a Ph.D in aerospace engineering” wouldn’t be as sexy. 🙄 And the “You’re a poor Brazilian girl when I’m not with you” was beyond disgusting. That’s exactly why you got her, flubber. Cuz a well educated American young lady, from a decent family, would turn up her nose at your midlife crisis butt. And the bee lady: Bringing a man into your home with three kids, who can not communicate with them, does not seem like the best idea.... wow. Just wow at the length theses people’s loins lead them.

Y’all my friend’s mom just said “That's like what that douche Alec Baldwin’s character gave Melanie Griffin in Working Girl for her birthday!” - upon seeing Robert shopping for his fiancés “gift”. Total. Douche. Move.

He is her favorite because he is still too young to have been dragged by all her horrible life choices. He isn't old enough to resent her... yet. Her relationship was so bad with her ex, yet she had THREE of his kids... ok. Does NO ONE use birth control? I don't know if I can watch another language app/translation relationship. Oh yes Anna, this person whom you can not communicate with, is your soulmate. Jfc. And Mursel seems "touched" with his high pitched voice and simple mannerisms. I can not imagine him in an adult relationship with a woman with three children.

So what is up with Tania "self identifying" as Latina? I'm bi-racial... I didn't know I had a choice which race I can identify? Is this a thing? I'm on the wrong side of 30, so I guess I'm an old. What else would she identify as? Maybe her Father is another race?

This is very superficial of me, but I just can't help but snark. I get SUPER judgmental when I see scenes of these folks cooking and they're cookware/pots & pans are old and grimy or stained. The she-shed Mom and Anna had horrible cookware. Like, if I ever were to be featured on tv, I'd would have to plan like a madwoman because I know I'd be dragged to heck and back. But my kitchen would be spot on! It's just a pet peeve of mine when these folks KNOW they'll be on tv and their houses are out of order. And I most certainly would be embarrassed to be on tv and living in a shed! I just can't imagine not having any shame... I'd at least save for a studio apartment! If I could not even afford that, then I would reconsider marrying altogether.

A sandblaster won’t help her skin. Botox doesn’t help static, deep set wrinkles like those. She’d need a year of IPL treatments to even hope to help her skin by even 30%. Smoking and sun damage are much harder to reverse than just natural aging. Her forehead may relax a little easing up the muscle, and maybe lifting her eyes (if done properly) but won't correct those horrendous wrinkles. Lets hope Michael breaks up with her this season! She makes me vomit.

The blonde lady wants to marry a man she can’t converse with, and whose family knows nothing of her THREE CHILDREN? Wow. Lemme guess... her “kids come first”?

So many “models” and personal trainers in this show

Thinking she’ll pull a Fernanda?

That’s the house from “We Need To Talk About Kevin” movie

This saleslady’s foundation makes her look jaundice on camera

So this gift is more for HIM, rather than HER?

This dude is shades of Aseulu or whatever his name is

I thinks she’s dressed adorably for her body type. I love her dress. Very flattering.

I can’t imagine inviting someone to my home.... only it’s not a home. It’s a FUCKING SHED! In my mom’s yard. What are these people 16?

So I guess Lacey cheated on John before? Going off what he said “You’re doing this again?” And then hit her with “You’ll do the same to him”. Her eyes got so big at being called out, cuz he knows her well. And she knows it’s the truth. Can’t turn a ho into a housewife.

I highly doubt it, she had hips for days and a pear shape. Very hard to achieve even with hormones. And petite hands.

I don’t know if Glorietta and Alex are real or not, but if they are, I hope she doesn’t see this episode. That was the look of a man IN LOVE. Alex looked completely besotted with Julianna! I never saw him look that way at wart nose. His eyes were TWINKLING 💖 Instant chemistry with that old flame. And Juliana was way more attractive in looks and personality.

John LEGIT looked like he’d cry when that whore said she wasn’t in love with him. For a split second, his chin twitched. Made my black heart feel sad for the convict 😢

So apparently Darcy is auditioning for her next “costar”. She wants an Australian man now 🙄 Lord, the “Crocodile Dundee” references will be unbearable

But then why does the host seemingly NEVER ask these easy questions? Was Maria ever asked if she loved Caesar as she claimed? Still can't find enough time to watch this until the weekend, but it seems this was glossed over?