langford peel

Denisr doesn’t have any money to donate as it all goes to the pot store and the massage parlor.

When I saw the kid kick the dog I thought we were at Dorito’s house.

Johnny Damon sounds delightful.

Johnny Damon’s wife seems delightful.

I think we can talk about how Teddi can double for Mark Ruffalo in the next Avengers movie. She’a got the Hulk’s walk down pat!

Lisa Rinna went on the warpath about the rumors that Vanderpump Dogs was as going to get a spin off. She wanted additional compensation for promoting it and said she was going to get lawyers involved. Rinna is seething with jealousy over the purported favoritism show to LVP and was the driving force in stirring the pot to unite the other women against her. If you watch the interviews on YouTube with Heather McDonald of Rinna, Denise Richards and Brandi that jealousy is laid right out there for you to see.

You can’t control what other people say especially a joke especially on a TV show. If they are that fragile they should never go out of the house. This complaining is nonsense and just an excuse for their jealousy and anger that LVP got a spin off and they did not. Good riddance to bad rubbish with these losers. Lisa will be much better off dealing with the mature perspectives of Jax Taylor and Tequila Katie.

Boy who died and made them Queen? If one person doesn’t like a joke or something you say you have to censor yourself? I don’t think it works that way. Anywhere let alone on reality TV.

I just know that’s what I order in a French restaurant. But then I am a populist not an elitist. Other people will know better than me. I guess good food prepared tastily with a superb cake as dessert is not good enough. Bring on the oysters with the Grenadine.

True it is just my opinion. It seems like the charter guests really liked her food. Let’s see what happens next. I think they are setting Anastasia up for failure for drama.

She might not be your cup of tea but she was the target of nonstop attacks instead of LVP. Lisa is showing her kindness just as she did helping Denise with her dogs after the fire. Only Camille has a enough class to acknowledge that kindness. Don’t look for kindness from Kyle, Erika or Dorito. They must be too busy with their legal problems.

Wait Lisa Vanderpump is an asshole? Nobody on TV is a bigger asshole than Lisa Rinna. She revels in it. If you lookup asshole in the dictionary her picture is there. LVP was the victim of a targeted campaign to get her off the show masterminded by Rinna and jumped on quickly by Teddi, Ericka and Kyle. Rinna and Erika wanted her at the very least humbled but more likely driven off. They succeeded because her so called friends Kyle and Dorito signed on. They could have said no Lisa has been too kind to me over the years I will give her the benefit of the doubt. Instead they piled on because they had the added motivation of hiding their own shenanigans which were popping out like the pool confrontation in the Bahamas. Even the phony sweet Denise turned on her in the end. Now we find out that during the fire Vanderpump Dogs took in eight of Denise’s dogs when other people’s dogs were dumped in kill shelters. Not a word of acknowledgement or thanks from Denise to this very day. That shows you right there what you are dealing with. These women confused Lisa’s kindness with weakness. She walked away from them and this show that she built. Camille’s house is not the only thing that was burned down this season.

I know but as a chief of a department technically they are all lower ranking as is pointed out all the time by Hannah. If he had a relationship with a direct subordinate I think he would have been in trouble with HR. I think his behavior with the rodent was harassment even though they seemed to end up in a half ass relationship. With Anastasia it is all about the food not the sex. Why can’t we stick with that?

I submit that she did act that way. She stated forthrightly that she did not out Dorito or plant stories. The coven insisted she was lying and had to apologize to them. So she said enough of this nonsense because life is too short to waste your time with the likes of Teddi Mellencamp. She left money on the table and forfeited much of the promotional value of the show for her businesses and charities. That’s what an adult does. You don’t indulge high school drama. You cut bait and walk away.

Ben is a sleazy operator who picks out a subordinate for his sexual needs every season. Except for Kate of course and that was off camera? He picks out a lower ranking stew to handle his needs. I thought that was text book sexual harassment. The only out he has is that they are not directly in his chain of command. I know that this is a reality show but he is a little much. Who is he going to hit on this season? Is he going to compete with Jack-off for Aesha? Is he going to sleaze on Anastasia? We know he loathes Hannah but will he see June as a target of opportunity? Why couldn’t the find a different Chef? This guy is bad news. Even worse he is old news.

Camille is all over Twitter today praising LVP. It seems she called Camille to ask how she was doing when none of the the other phony bitches gave two shits. Camille said that LVP is all class and the others are all trash. You would think after seeing that reunion that some of them who cried crocodile tears with Camille would have reached out just to touch base. Even if it was phony concern. Especially if it was phony concern. Who are their publicists? I would fire them today.

Camille is all over Twitter today praising LVP. It seems she called Camille to ask how she was doing when none of the the other phony bitches gave two shits. Camille said that LVP is all class and the others are all trash. That sounds right on the money.

What’s with the ageism? Lisa is not appreciably older than most of the women. The thing is she acts age appropriate. Erika gyrating on a stage or Kyle’s splits or Rinna on her back with her legs spread are pretty grotesque and disgusting. These old bags should give it up. Nobody could find that sexy. When grandma takes out her false teeth you don’t think about getting a blow job.

Actually the person who needs to be slut shamed is Ben. Every season he finds someone in a subordinate capacity to molest. Who is he going to sleaze on in this crew?

Not anymore. It came out today that the court ordered he pay six million on the remainder of the loan or they lose the house that they put up as collateral. They are up against it. Luckily that wasn’t a topic worthy of in depth discussion on the reunion.

Fixed it for you.

It’s hard to remember what subordinate Ben was sexually harassing in what season. It all blends together like his over complicated meals with the unnecessary frills. Like Hannah we have seen his act too many times. We need some fresh blood.

I don’t think his food is all that amazing to tell you the truth. He is very overrated and we will see it the rest of the season. I thought Adrian for example was far superior. Also I think Anastasia is a much better baker. I wonder if will have to bake a birthday cake and bitch and moan as usual.

Of course how she walks is under her control. You see as a child she hated her fathers music. She was a big Frankie Valle fan.

Ben is like herpes. He always comes back just when you don't want him to show up.