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Lisa is gone from the show. She should not be a topic anymore. It should be the scintillating lives and storylines of the coven. Good luck with that. This franchise has morphed into “Orange County” or “Jersey.” There is no one to root for.

It is focusing on the negative reviews. Plus here’s a question? What do reviews of Lisa’s restaurants have to with a reunion that she did not appear at and was only the focus of unwarranted attacks by women desperately searching for traction due to their lack of a storyline? Lisa is gone. You don’t have her as a target anymore. I thought everything will be just peachy now?

Wait. So people are reduced to trashing Lisa’s restaurants even after she left the show and wants nothing more to do with it anymore? There have always been bad reviews of her restaurants because people often go with an ax to grind. With that said you shouldn’t judge a restaurant until about six months have passed because they always have growing pains. That is why most of them fail after a year. Lisa and Ken seem to have a good track record. Let’s wait and see. In the meantime why not go back to telling yourself that the show doesn’t need LVP and will be just fine on a diet of Teddi’s Manly Walks of Accountability and Kyle’s skill at toenail clipping. Now that’s entertainment!

You know Anastasia is exactly the type of young vulnerable person that Ben would sexually harass as he did with the rodent. Maybe it would be better if she left the show.

Erika has very good survival game instincts. Once LVP a left the building she knew the other worthless bitches would need a new victim. She nominated Camille when she was gleefully talking about how they were going to destroy her on the trip to France. When Camille couldn’t go because of a tragedy Erika was the next one in the barrel. Kyle and her flying monkey tried to tee her up as the next victim but Erika was not having it. If she was as drunk as the other two she would not be able to defend herself the way she did in that episode. They are vile and evil people and they truly the ones who prey on the weak. They are beneath contempt.

Just wait until pissy egomaniac Ben is in the galley. He specializes in making stews cry when he is not hitting on them inappropriately. He will make over complicated faux gourmet food while acting like a diva. I hate the fact that they brought him back. I don’t think it is about the food. It’s about the drama. If you were to fire somebody only Aesha and Colin deserve it less. She is doing the job. Not perfectly but compare it to Jack or Travis or even Joao or Hannah. She stepped up and did a great job. Who the hell needs Ben? Again!

The more you see her the less you like her.

Pond scum is better than Rinna. Monkey feces is better than Rinna. Everything and everyone in the world is better than Rinna. That’s what burns her liposuctioned ass with the fires of a million suns.

You mean you don’t want to see Rinna at Home Shopping or Dorito’s latest phony photo shoot or Kyle clipping Mauricio’s toenails? Well add Teddi’s ministry of Manly Walks and that’s all you got. Enjoy!

I could get behind Adrian’a food because he seemed creative. Adam seemed very pedestrian at best and when he put the onions in the food out of spite he lost me forever. Ben is overrated and a pissy diva who was important for his hookups and not his meals. He went after Kate and messed around with Hannah and then had that romance with the rodent or bunny or whatever the hell she was. He is overexposed and I dread his appearance on this show. Is Call Me Captain Sandy really going to fire Anastasia when she stepped up to take one for the team? If she was really so inadequate then Sandy should have replaced her immediately. She waited too long and it is just unfair to demote her now. Why not work with her to improve her menus choices and meal plans? She has shown she can really cook and just needs direction. Her cakes alone are reason enough not to make a change. In fact that was her big mistake. If she just made a fresh cake at every meal nobody would say jack. I love cake. Everybody loves cake.

They other ladies have always come after LVP every year because they perceived her as the favored child because of Vanderpump rules. Rinna hates her because LVP got a successful spinoff when she couldn’t get her two horrible demon spawn their own show. In fact Rinna said she deserved more money because they were “promoting” Vanderpump Dogs to set up another spin off. Rinna is full of seething envy and jealousy and that moron Kyle signed on for it and stabbed her so called best friend in the back to protect a puppy dumping grifter. But then again moron Kyle always said LVP was like her sister so LVP was lucky to get out before Kyle stole her Goddam Villa Rosa!

Well didn’t Mila serve Mexican food on the French Rivera as well? Like serving beef cheeks and spitting in your bellybutton as foreplay maybe we can agree that these are Below Deck “traditions” that we hope and pray won’t catch on.

Actually the Caesar salad was invented by Caesar Cardini an Italian immigrant who had a restaurant in Mexico. So technically it was Mexican food which continues the tradition of serving Mexican food at lunch.

Well we only saw two meals so far. I think both chicken and steak are essential elements of French cuisine. If she had served pome frites instead of Brussel Sprouts she would have been in the Frenchie comfort zone. That’s what you get for trying to be pretentious and fancy. Go with the French fries baby. Anastasia is doing a superb job so far. Much better than Leon or Matt or Adam ever did. I pay strict attention to the meals and there are very few I remember. I remember the veal that Adrian served and the beef cheeks that Leon served (not in a good way). I can’t for the life of me remember a meal that Ben made that was appetizing enough that I would want to eat it. Mostly he made over complicated pretentious crap that only a hipster foodie would swoon over. Ben was memorable for who he was or wasn’t banging. I just hope he washed his hands. I have my doubts.

Satan Andy loves nothing and no one except himself. Witness his abandonment of his great good friend Carol Radziwill when she crossed his meal ticket Bethenny. Satan Andy is that rare animal that is both a weasel and a worm. There is a reason why he was removed from his position as a decision maker and turned into a performer. But by all means enjoy his performance. I personally always slow down when I pass an accident on the highway. You just can’t look away.

We know that for all of his bullshit about loving LVP that Andy wants to cut her down to size. So he gleefully joined in the Lisa bashing and never really went into the underlying crime which was the puppy dumping. Satan Andy is nothing but transparent.

Hannah is really the worst. If she really thought that the lunch was not enough she should have talked it out with Anastasia. Instead she is constantly undermining her and rooting for her to fail. Contrast that with what Kate did with Matt on the mothership. When she saw that Matt had trouble coming up with menus she encouraged Bruno to help out to give the guests a better experience. Hannah just wants to drag down Anastasia and get her demoted to third stew. I think it is jealousy frankly. She hates that an underling was promoted to an equal perhaps even more important position. Hannah is the worst. They need to replace her next season. Her act is really getting old.

Thank God I can permanently delete this shit show from my DVR. The last episode was indicative of the whole season. The only one who brought a storyline was Camille and all of the kumbaya moments of these greats friendships were barely mentioned. Barely a mention of the camping trip or the big French vacation. They spent more time arguing about what Teddi did on her way to the bathroom in the airport. Instead we saw a gang up led by Satan Andy that reduced Camille to a weeping quivering mess. Plus non-stop LVP bashing and lies from Dorito and Kyle. Kyle is really a moron. She realizes that the audience has turned against her as her constant mentions of twitter and trolls let’s her put a good face on her contempt for normal people like Monty from Magooville or whatever bullshit she spewed. Rinna is a much smarter weasel. She was very quiet and really restrained from her performance in prior years. She knows her best strategy is to keep her head down and parlay her friendship with Denise into another season. Erika was even smarter. She was comatose throughout the whole reunion. Not just content to be made up like a corpse she acted like one. I guess now we know what Tom sees in her. Thank you for confirming my decision to never watch this franchise again.

I honestly don’t remember that so you could be right. I do think that Anastasia is a better chef than Adam simply because she didn’t defiantly go against the primary’s stated preferences for mere spite. Plus her breakfast and cakes seem far superior to any other chef on either franchise including the very overrated Ben. Yes she does need some help in meal planning and being able to handle getting the work done without assistance. She will learn that over time with more experience . Still and all I would much rather have Anastasia than Ben as my Chef and I won’t even mention the difference in how they look in a bikini. That’s the clincher right there.

Steak pomme frites is a french staple in most French restaurants that I have ever been in. At least that is what I always order. Why didn’t the meatheads tell them that chicken was for poor people? That’s always a good look. Johnny Damon was not on the Yankees long enough to learn how to act with class. Once a Red Sox always a Red Sox. Because as we all know Boston Sucks!

I really hope they don’t fire Anastasia. People send steaks back all the time and she is absolutely right that it is better to send it out rare and then you can cook it more rather then sending it out over cooked because then you could just throw it away. Hannah is such a nasty bitch. Correct me if I am wrong but I don’t remember anyone serving dessert at lunch. I just hate the idea that they are bringing in that overrated diva Ben. Yeech.

Well actually somebody wanted to pay more so she is getting sued. Again.

They are not worth her time. Or our time for that matter.

Man I really hope that Johnny Damon is not a douche but I am afraid that he is a whole bag full of douches.

Dorito dumped the dog and Kyle screwed the pooch. Not only did she lose the one thing that made her bearable but now she has allied herself with the universally despised Teddi. Her only chance for audience redemption is to bring on some villains for the audience to hate. Nicolette Sheridan has been floated but they need someone really bad. Is Eva Braun available?