dnagirl

I hated all three of those Battle Royale tattoos. I had a really difficult time distinguishing the three creatures in each one of them. Thought the head tattoos were all pretty cool, though DJ's was the most interesting. Could have done without the jury all yelling towards each other. Did my girl Deanna even say anything? I'm ok with Josh and DJ as the winners. I think they're both douchenozzles, but probably no more than most of the other people on this show. My favorite part of the whole show? The over-exuberant person in the crowd that you can hear at the beginning prior to judging whose reaction to everything was a deep, loud, "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" They must have removed him from the crowd because once the judging started, no more.

Damn damn damn damn damn. Sorry to see Deanna go. Josh can have a normal conversation without being a dick? Color me shocked. Roly should have gone. Not a single vote for that abomination? BS. I'd much rather have a wonky-eyed giant-tooth bride on me than some creepy blue zombie child.

I see that Simon adopted the creaky tilt *squeeeaaaakkkk* while he was speechifying before the sucker punch. I guess that's part of leadership of the saviors. "And the Lord sayeth to thee, 'Lo! If though wish to lead this group of heathen mongrels, thou must have a cant amongst thy walk as if thou hadst a bad joint in thy hip that needeth oiling." Anyway, I don't get the point of Negan not just killing Simon at the table ala "The Untouchables." Did he "forgive" him simply to entrap Dwight?

This is all so very confusing. I obviously am not anywhere near the same level of intelligence as these writers. The shitting pants pantshitters that they are. (sarcasm, just in case no one understands me. Which happens often in real life.)

I keep saying to my husband, "who writes Negan's lines...some 13 year old boy?" Because he sounds like a 13 year old boy with all the cock and balls and shit pants and whatnot. It juvenilizes (not a word and I don't care) the character and just adds to the sense that Negan is a buffoon. Which he most certainly was not intended to be originally, IMO. As for Jadis, how did she go from a short, blunt bob with horribly short bangs to a ponytail with no bangs? Has she been wearing a wig this entire time? I still also don't get the whole white gown barefoot thing. Did she strip her clothes because she was laying in blood? Ok, I get that. But why did she have an ankle-length white gown underneath pants? More importantly, how? And why not put the boots back on? Fucks sake, it's the zombie apocalypse! No one runs around without shoes! So many questions...still left unanswered. So much I've never broken through.

I really liked both Deanna (sp?) and Juan's tattoos. Was happy with either being the tattoo of the day. I wish Josh would stop running his mouth but he seems to have a severe lack of self control. Not sad to see Daniel go. During Angels he really impressed me, but his uber douchey side came out in full force in this show. I know the producers encourage the behavior (there is a reason Mr D and I call this show "Tattoo Bitches") but I found him to be really grating and immature. I swear to jeebus that the producers ask these people to request the most ridiculous mixture of things for tattoos. "I want a hippopotamus riding a unicorn wearing a gimp suit pulling a Barbie Corvette through the milky way in full color Japanese style."

I finally got the chance to watch this episode and...uh... So, Jadis can speak regular English and likes to role play as Carrie? White slip dress/nightie and blood and all. Negan and Rick blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like the adults on Charlie Brown. I don't understand Carl's transformation into a pacifist. Unless he sees no other way for Rick to stay alive? Enid and Aaron. Kill them! Oh please don't kill us! Ok, don't kill them. *sigh* Does anyone else hear squeaking and creaking when Negan tilts around? Like the Tin Man before he got oiled? "Well, Rick" *tilt creaaaaaak* "you have your shitting pants on?" *tilt squeeeaaakkkk* Maybe just me. Look, Simon was just itching to kill a buttload of people. Fine and dandy, but shits gonna hit the fan. Oh, and if Steven Ogg doesn't pull a Trevor Phillips and tell Negan, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!" before he gets knocked off, I'm going to be a very, very sad girl.

Other DNAfamily moments from this episode: *Morgan rips dude's guts out* Me: well, Morgan was once a pacifist, but...he seems to have turned a corner. *Henry puts a spear through whateverhisnamebaddude's throat* *Carol freaks out all angry and shit* MrDNA: wow, Carol only seems to have one reaction to children in these situations, doesn't she? Me: Look at the flowers, Henry. LOOK AT THE FUCKING FLOWERS, KID! PSA: these things are probably only humorous in my own head, but we do constant commentary through episodes of shows, so why not share... We're like the Pat Summerall/John Madden of Texas. In our own minds.

I prefer to imagine that in FantasyLand, after Judith walks up to Negan and he says, "hello, sweetheart" she pulls out a machete and sticks it right into his guts. La jiggy jar jar doo, Carl. La jiggy jar jar doo.

I apologize to y'all. This mess is all my fault. See, every season when I'm forced to watch Fear the Walking Dead, I consistently comment that at least I have TWD to enjoy. And now, this...fuckery. This show looks like a potato and poop casserole. Whatever that is supposed to mean, Eugene.

I thought the same as you. Jericho kept repeating over and over how he played the jury and was so manipulative over them and haha they were such fools because they believed him. I said to my husband, "he's tanking his chances of winning because he keeps rubbing it in. Those jury members want their egos stroked a little bit, not to be called idiots." And then Tara went and said, "I didn't start playing until we voted off Locky." and blew any chance she had.

Nah. A handful of zombies plus the regular cast in zombie makeup. Easy peasy. I could do it on a shoestring budget. Dare me, show...I beg you.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has hoped for at least two seasons that each and every single one of these main characters gets horribly eaten by zombies every episode. I only watch this because my sadistic husband insists we watch. I was so upset when I saw it was back after only a two month break. I hate them all. I want them all to die horrible deaths. I root for the zombies every week. Why aren't they all eaten and zombies yet?!

That GMA clip has proven yet again (to me) how out of her league Ashley is. The other two were modern and sophisticated. Ashley's...looked like a bad, homemade sewing project.

I'm so sorry I saw that.

I just can't even... She must have to walk like she has a load in her pants. Vinyl has a tendency to stick to itself so if her thighs touched while walking, it could be a potential disaster. Not to mention the noise those monstrosities must make.

A see through bra (actually, zooming in, I think it's a cami as it bunches up where it meets the corset), denim-like button down corset, bike shorts with spanx underneath, fuzzy slippers and an NBA warmup jacket sized for the Jolly Green Giant. In any normal world, this would be an outfit some insane person wears.

Oh I totally agree. It's just interesting watching the Outback (which was brutal) vs. this season at the same time.

If I was on Survivor and heard Woo's story about his mom, I would have felt sympathy for him, even though I have family members who didn't survive heart issues. It would have never crossed my mind to complain about it, but then again, I'm not a soulless bitch, unlike Abi. I liked the blindside, mostly because I enjoy watching the looks on faces as the victim realizes what is happening. Didn't give a fig one way or the other about Monica, but I'm still not sure what the whole clam disagreement was about. I thought Monica was worried that they'd overclam their particular beach, not the entire ocean. I can see that point, but in the end, it seems like she and Kimmie were just talking past each other. I've been rewatching the series from the beginning and realizing how much more these later groups are getting in the way of food and reward items. Contestants used to go on food rewards (or even the auction in S2), eat and get sick simply because their systems couldn't handle a regular amount of real food. That doesn't seem to happen much anymore. Not that I'm saying the game is easy, but they do seem more pampered.