Colleenna

Here's your gasoline soaked drawers. Come sit by me. 😁

Telling comment from her when she confronted Chase: "I was gonna have a life!" Um...... I thought you already had a big fat fabulous one?

Ok so here's what I want to know. Other than the "cheating, " (let's pretend that this relationship was real), what makes Chase a crappy fiance? To me, Whitney is the crappy one. She absolutely refused to compromise on ANYTHING. Refused to even consider moving to Wilmington. Refused to consider a beach wedding. Insisted on hanging all over Buddy. Threw a tantrum because there was no cocktail named after her in A BAR SHE HAD NEVER BEEN TO. But I guess if your POV is that Whitney can do no wrong, Chase is a POS.

It wasn't the trunk. That's a small SUV, and the rear-most compartment is actually part of the car's cabin, so if Twit had the a/c on, doggo was breathing air conditioning. He mentioned "gotta get that sugar down " which makes me think he might be pre-diabetic.

Remember, when this episode was filmed, the baby hadn't been born yet. Baby mama was probably about 6 months pregnant. So yeah, too soon. Now that baby is here and about 3 months old, they're probably planning a wedding. I'm sure they are waiting for the majority of the haters to move on.

Those of us who are chunky don't skinny dip, we fluffy float.

Wonder if it's judicious editing? "I still love you..." (as much as I ever did, which is to say not at all....)

Here's what I want to know: why isn't there A SINGLE BARNACLE brave enough to tell Sweatney the truth? It's not your weight that keeps you single. You physically STINK. You're rude, hateful, and self-absorbed.

True. In the initial weeks of the lockdown, I thought I was going to go nuts. I commented to my husband that I took him "for better or for worse, but not for 24/7." Thank God gyms reopened after a few months. All that togetherness was a serious threat to my 30+ years of sobriety.

Here's the thing... it's NOT a quick fix. Any reputable bariatric surgeon would require her to lose weight before the surgery, and you know she wouldn't. Also, it's not "one and done." It's a lifetime commitment. There's a woman at my gym who had the surgery about 20 years ago. It worked --- for a few years. Then she got complacent/lazy and stopped watching her diet, not exercising as much. She is now even bigger than when she had the surgery. If you can imagine, she's even bigger than Twit. She's about 5'7" and I'd put her close to 500#. Butt wings and all.

Yeah, I tried Curves for a couple of weeks. It was one of the "Silver Sneakers " options included with my Medicare Advantage plan. Never been so bored in my life --- but that’s just me. I didn't find it the least bit challenging.

I'm sure she'll find a way to shift the focus to herself. I mean, that's what she does with birthdays, right?

That was my first thought. I got the impression that Jon wasn't a Whitney fan.

Yeah, kinda like he knew if he did, his IRL friends would be like "what? Where's Sara? Did you and Sara break up?" And that would out the fake fuckery of the show.

I actually *almost* feel sorry for her. Not because of the Chase situation, but because she’s so clearly delusional that she’s never going to find happiness.

Nah, I suspect it was too much bubbly on New Years Eve, which led to a forgotten condom.

Chase posted pictures of Aurora at 3 months. Adorable baby! And Piper!! Cuteness overload.

So, did anyone else catch it when she was having the zoom call with her friends and said she "went overboard with the post-breakup haircut?" Post breakup haircut. Haircut took place around April 17. That means that they broke up WELL before her May 27 post announcement.

Current medical guidelines set a limit of about 11 lbs per extraction. I'm sure there's probably a waiting period between extractions as well.

Not really what? Edith Piaf was a Nazi collaborator.

OK, All-State. It's bad enough that you show idiots driving down the road with things loose on top of their cars. But did you REALLY have to use a totally obnoxious song from a singer who was a NAZI COLLABORATOR during WWII? I can't mute this one fast enough.

Here's what I will be watching for: the length of Twit's hair when she gets "the phone call."

She has to minimize the accomplishments of others in order to feel good about herself.

There is a guy...not bad looking, yum, who has a series of fitness programs for old folks. It's called grow young fitness, mostly chair based, and waaaaay more active than what Whit did in her clip.

Am I evil because the first thing I thought when I saw that food was "Whitney would never touch anything that healthy"? That's why, even if this had not been a fake relationship, it never would have worked. Chase is into being active and healthy. Whitney's into being fat and lazy.