Mahamid Frauded Me

Can you tell Whitney's leg from a canned ham ?

How many people did it take to help pull her out of the sand, that one foot is sunk down in the sand due to girth weight whilst trying to be tiny dancer posing with the other

is that little leg lift to conceal the twat flab ? She looks mighty large, like all those fake workouts proved it was for show as she continually shoveled food into her belly.

I don't feel sorry for her at all if she is depressed over Buddy - then stay the f home FFS... obviously the allure of a free trip outweighed her broken heart, now that its coming to an end she is sad, maybe Buddy dancing with other women ( is he still with that cute girl from a few months ago ? ) Do you know how many bars I had to give up because the guy I dated considered it his hangout? ( this is years ago..btw ) - Once even had to switch a grocery store because that is where he would shop and didnt want to run into him.. anywhoo, thankfully I found Mr Frauded and he kinda likes me just as I am :)

I wonder if they brought a foreclosure ? Lots of different rules as to what has to be disclosed or not. Either way, the house from the outside looks nice, I would like to see more interior to get a feel of the layout. I am glad these kids are being raised right ( like the Kleins ) to be hardworking and smart individuals. Its nice to see little people aspire to be something other than some sidekick dancer or twerker making a living ( looking at some of the little women shows )

She needs to go back to therapy. It is all about Whitney all the time. No biggest fan free cabin to give out, continually denies photo shopping herself, which makes her an even bigger loser. She moved back in with Mommy and Daddy because she can't stand to be alone or not the center of attention, once she had 2 nickels to rub together, she brought a house, which in my opinion is her own assisted living facility. I think Babs did most of the dirty work, eg wiping ass, shaving legs etc, but once she had a stroke, she probably relied on Donna for that and I think she was taken advantage by Whitney & then alienated by her and Tal once he moved in. The video's of her dancing and then twerking on someone is because she needs to either give her shins a rest due to the extreme weight or she has used all 4 of the moves she ever uses already. I can see it now on Spike or Reelz, where are they now once MBFFL is canceled or she is sued for harrassment - Whitney and her 6 cats and Tal relocating to Houston to be close to Dr Now.

I am trying to figure out where all the money is coming from ? Granted, they get some from the show. I know Rick is a retired postal worker, does he even have a family of his own ? Did Marty start this venture to keep Rick off the bottle ? ( never see him drink when they are at the pub ) Not saying he has/had an issue - it just seems weird , I guess this was a childhood dream of Rick or was it both ? I should have aspired more in my youth as my childhood dream was to become Mrs Shaun Cassidy... pfft

Wow, talk about opposite ends of the spectrum, Colte still breastfeeding from mama and Larissa dumps her kids at all her baby daddies houses, she won't be getting any mom of the year nominations from Ms Frauded

I wonder if she is still on board or was thrown over by the fat squad. I guarantee Whitney glared at her and probably told her to shove off

200 eager fans along with Whitney wait in line for the buffet, Cap'n Stuebing realizes what a big fat f*cked up mistake that was,

I thought I caught a glimpse of Marisol from RHOA - but could have been wrong

There are days where I wish I had this arrangement with Mr Frauded, especially on game days lol

You know my feelings for twit, but this was really uncalled for and in light of recent evens in CA, its pretty disgusting to even mention stuff like this

A day in the life of Twitney ( this is how I see her on a given day in regards to routine ) Wakes up around 10-11am - takes off her CPAC and lays it on a dusty night table. Then she swings one leg over the side of the bed and she tries to roll over the rest of the way so she gets traction to sit up. She sits there for a few minutes, scratches her head, armpits, eyes and then slides off bed as she holds the mattress to get feeling back in her feet. She then hobbles slowly to the kitchen and pours herself a big glass of vitimin D milk and then flops on the couch and tries to call Henchy over, but he would rather lick his balls. After her glass of milk, she makes her way back to her room and pulls up some spandex pants and sniffs for freshness, reaches for can of febreeze. She throws a cropped tank over a formally white bra, which is now gray and calls for Tal to come help her get her socks and shoes on. He quietly swears to himself that he was only 4 numbers away from a winning powerball jackpot which could have saved him from this life of misery. Whitney then heaves herself into the bathroom, where she needs to shimmy sideways to reach the toilet, relieves herself, drip dries and then stands in front of her mirror, hands unwashed with cheeto dust and presses down on the tape extensions to hold yet another day. She waddles out the side door and heaves herself into her car. She stops by Babs and Glen's makes small talk of how fabulous her workouts are going as Glenn thinks to himself his porker hasn't lost a pound. She then leaves and drives through Starbucks for her "nonfat" frappuccino and scone. Secretly wishing for a stop light so she can get a big ol bite and swig. She circles the block to finish scone and drink, and scours the bottom of her purse for a tic tac to rid mouth of anything chocolate smelling and the pall mall she had after breakfast. She does her work outs and then goes to car to have another smoke and post workouts and speeds them up so her fans don't fall asleep bored. She now feels accomplished she worked out and burned 600 calories, so she stops at Micky D's and orders 2 orders of chicken mcnuggetts and a small fry and diet soda. She smiles to herself how proud she is that she only opted for a small fry. She now goes back home and takes a nap. She wakes up just in time for Jeff Glor and decides to order a pizza or 3. She thinks to herself she could maybe you tube some dance moves to add to a new routine that her and Todd will steal. After all the pizza, she will then check her messages on instagram, answer and dodge a few questions ( eg. Where is Donna ? ) and then feed cats and head to bed.

I remember that show, I guess it isn't coming back on ? What a cute family.

Perhaps, I wonder when they leave will the landlord post the current photos

You sound like you know them personally, fame going to head is the shopping at stores when no one else is there, or sneaking in/out of museums by the side door. I get a move and new job are stressful, however they should have had the gumption to halt production until they were settled.

I wonder how much Jen makes from her career, she isn't practicing medicine anymore right ? A simulation specialist what about 80K ? They own the Pet Shop in Houston - with employee salaries I doubt that is a major breadwinner, the pee pads at this point have not hit the market, so I wonder what TLC is paying them. A reno for the new house and a reno for the old one to put it back to average size people can't be cheap.

Also, seems like fame has gone to their heads, clearly Jen was annoyed when the went to the crepe place for breakfast and had to wait for a table. Seems like on their road trip, the few places they stopped at were not open to the public at that time, or that battleship museum they were whisked in / out a side door, heck same with the fixture/plumbing place, nobody else there.

Designer showcase shops, must be nice. Recently had to replace a toilet, I paid a whopping 89.00 at Home Depot for an HE - my turds are not that special. As far as fixtures, I would assume they could get almost the same ones at a big box store. I did love Zoe's chandelier. I did like the decor they had in Houston, so I assume much will be the same here. That contractor is spot on, they got lucky hiring him. Sometimes those kids are too darn cute and other times I am like they need more discipline .

I swear I do have a heart, and I was sad for Debbie a little bit. The fact that she had to come to terms that Coltee doesn't need her for everything now because Larissa is here could be part of it. I think we may all get a better understanding of the Colte/Debte relationship if we had a more of a back story. I felt bad she was crying and her feelings were butt hurt, maybe she thought she would never see the day where Colte had anyone other than her and the kitties ? I had a partial remodel done at my house and my BFF husband was like, oh, I see some problem spots on the floor, I wanted to stick a fork in his eyeball and twist it 180 degrees and then punch him in the gut for saying that because I take such pride in my home and was hurt, so I kinda get it, although I dont have a slot machine or creepy santas in the corner

ah ok, I for a minute thought he was Joe Namath the way he chucked that footlong on the table

First off, If I was Larissa traveling for all that time, 1st thing I would want to do is go take a nice shower, put on comfy cloths and have boobs mcgee order a pizza - then we can cozy up in bed and watch reruns of 90 day fiance with Debbrows in the middle