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Someone's going to die getting this movie and some Mike and Ike's.

.....and a facial. Or at least some facial cleanser.

Alpha says "As God is my witness, I will return to Tara!"

Doctor Enid in the house!

I see that Alpha is speaking the same overwrought, overdone, ridiculously fake southern accent as Maggie. "Ah wont mah dahtah ba-ack"!

I don't understand why Gabby wanted to vote out her biggest ally.

Funniest thing from last night is when Allison was throwing up on the beach, Angelina saw her while walking with Mike and said something like "is she doing yoga right now?" and Mike answered back that "no, she's throwing up!" or something along those lines.

I don't think I have ever enjoyed a season as much as I have this one. Bravo, editors!!! Kara was right tonight when she was expressing her wtf about Carl telling her who was getting voted out. Carl was loyal to his tribe, but I could see why some were ready to boot him. He could've been a loose cannon in the future, freely sharing who was going to get the vote at the next tribal. I wish Survivor would stop serving alcohol in the rewards. It's not going to be a good look for some people and I get uncomfortable watching people make fools of themselves. They haven't had any alchoholic beverages in a month, they've eaten minimally, so of course any amount of alchohol is going to affect them. I felt bad for Carl. In terms of the length of tonight's endurance immunity challenge, I think I remember, from the second season, Tina standing on some stump in the water for about twelve hours. Too lazy to google it. Can someone give a combined Emmy to Christian and the editors for his endless talking during the challenge and Alec's responses? I could watch that over and over again.

So much for that useless silly armor.

Teenage angst and rebellion. Someone's gonna die.

Jesus' top notch bugs the shiz out of me. How in the hell does that silly looking "armor" offer any protection?

That was so enjoyable! I loved it!

Back when Dan found one of his idols, you could see Christian watching in the background. The show never showed Christian talking about it, but I know that he saw Dan find it.

Wait, Daryl has a real FACE?!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......someone wake me up when this gets better.

So Maggie has gone to live with Georgie (is that her name). The twins, whom we met in the only episode that showed us Georgie, are delivering Maggie's letters. She sure deserted her people quickly!!

Dr. Enid!

I don't like emo-girl, Magma.

I love this season. Bravo. John showed a classy exit, laughing when he saw it was him. What did Nick say to John at the end (in good fun), something like "and that's jumping from the top rope" . I know it was a wrestling phrase. The whole thing was just shocking, surprising and fun. Well done!!!

Shouldn't Rick and Michonne's kid be around five and a half years old by now? That looked like a three year old kid tonight.

Wait. Wouldn't Rick and Michonne's little boy be six years old by now?

Judith is going to shoot her eye out with that thing.

Well, goodby Saviors! Hello Carol!!!

Henry has some anger management issues.

Aaaaaaand there goes henry. THATS THE CREEPIEST COMMERCIAL IVE EVER SEEN!!! My eyes!!!