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Salad sounds delish. I bet you remember her by now 😈

And I’m behind as usual but oh so ready to snark. Just wanted to say “how y’all doin’,” and mention that my eating habit was mahi mahi with pistou sauce, green beans, and a half square of medical-grade chocolate. Did I say “how y’all doin’?” 🤣

So I get distracted and I get behind but....OF COURSE maja takes cartoon vitamins 🤣

Sounds like something I’d do 🤣

If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Hello pounders! How y’all doin? My eating habit was a steak and salad with a cab sav and a splash of maja whine.

Dead! 🤣

I’d settle for a support alligator handbag.

No lie, I saw a toy poodle riding in a cart at Walmart the other day. My chihuahua is totally jelly.

Nothing beats our friend and inspiration Schenee, sitting in the car eating tacos whilst complaining that it was taking too long for other people to pack her crap and get moving.

If Johnny has five apples and gives three away, it’s 19.5 fast food stops.

Those were the days!

Just wanted to say hello, pounders. I’m sitting in the dark and can’t watch...electricity out all day due to storms, but looks like I have some snark here to entertain me. 😊

Dead.

(1) what a worthy cause! (2) health care workers in Africa can’t get vaccines yet? That’s utterly heartbreaking.

I missed it...where is this fashionista from?

I had some reservations, but teaching 17 year olds is also rolling the dice on a daily basis, especially considering that our district does not notify us when someone with whom we’ve been in close contact tests positive. I just wanted to say I respect your decision and everyone should make his or her own choice. It’s not political; it’s a matter of choosing what’s best for one’s own health 🥂 (stepping off soap box)

Eating habit: Greek salad and a *special* gummy 🤣

Fully vaccinated here!

At this point I’d gladly give you my school computer. And please beat my ass while you’re at it. No permanent damage, just enough to make it look like a robbery and get me a week off 😊

I’m re-watching because I paid more attention to the chat than the show last night, as usual. I missed the part where she can’t fit on the scale. WTH? Have we ever seen someone who actually was in the doctor’s office but could not FIT on the scale? You know, the BARIATRIC one? BTW I typed “scale” wrong the first time and it autocorrected to “eclair” 🤣

I have 3 myself and I’m older than Shannon, but my excuse, er...”reason” is, I teach rhetorical analysis using a graphic organizer called SPACE CAT and that’s the only time I wear them. My bf thinks it’s kinda hot. I’m also not a 700 lb hosebeast.

Careful. Today it’s a cutie. Tomorrow it’s a navel orange. Friday it’s grapes and sugar free jam. Next thing you know you’ll need Shannon’s dad to drive you to Houston while you scream “Ow! My layg!”

Second only to Pauline and her monster 🤣

I got my second vaccine last week. No side effects 😀 This year cannot end soon enough. Good luck to you!