CringeWatcher

🤣🤣🤣 Lexi 🤢 who is worse, Lexi or Rayna? 🤔

If I had to choose between spending 30 minutes with Meghan or 30 minutes with a sack of my dog’s poop…well let’s just say I’m glad he’s a small dog and that I have a cold so my nose is stopped up. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but the constant teary “I love yous” (I love you, I care about you, that’s what friends do, I want the best for you 🤢🤢) just put me off. It seems fake and contrived, but TBH it reminds me of a couple fake and contrived family members, so it could just be me. And while I’m at it, she’d be one of the last people I’d take advice from on any serious matter. Get your own life together and do whatever it takes to move out if your friend’s basement; quit dressing like you’re Molly Ringwald in an 80s movie, and lose another 200 lbs — maybe then we’ll talk.

Yes, and meth ain’t cheap 😂

No doubt Tammy is a psycho hosebeast from hell, but Chris inspecting her refrigerator after he gained back 40 lbs? Really dude? 🙄

I too was thinking she looks different, but I chalked it up to my perception of her. You know how when you get to know someone, and he or she is such a good person you find them more attractive? The opposite can also hold true.

❌💯 Same, although in my never humble opinion, Ciara is just as bad as Paige. I can only watch this in small doses. I should probably drop it. I probably won’t. 😂

Also, I think Meghan would be much prettier if she embraced the “less is more” approach to makeup. And lost those gawdawful pink tie dye shorts.

Came here…um, not sure how I found it, actually…may need to leave donut crumbs to find it again…oh yeah, came here to say the same thing. Yes. Yes I do. That would be a resounding yes.

Nah, her problem isn’t poverty; it’s a complete lack of self-awareness, plus a generous scoop of fame-whoredom, times a totally unwarranted belief that her antics are amusing. I’d like to see her and Tammy in a steel cage match.

Soul sisters! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

If by “kinda turned off” you mean you’re totally repulsed, you think her tales of sexual exploits are the nightmare-inducing lies of a lying liar, you want to punch her square in the face, and you watch to *see* her disgusting sorry ass fail, then me, too. If not, please pardon the interruption. ☺️

I’m still on stop #1. Reeeeeally hoping that stop #2 doesn’t feature a prominent look at dat ass.

Same. I have stuff that needs sayin. 🙄

This is one of those perfect snarks that I will, for some unknown reason, think about when I’m in the middle of trying to teach a very dark and sad poem tomorrow. I will fight the urge to laugh. I do not predict success. Pray for my students 😂

That’s almost a must-have for this show, especially lately 🤣

...and "he started talking to her." I guess "welcome to Wal-Mart" counts as a pick up line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That scene was priceless. And it came after the visit to Dr. Now when she thought he might go ahead and approve her for surgery because, among her other innumerable accomplishments, she hadn’t been using her oxygen “as much.” Well I guess not, if your polygamous husband broke it. That was the visit when, y’know, instead of approving her for surgery he sent her to Dr. Paradise because of her odd choices and behavior 🤣

I’m watching the supersize ep now. Dolly is definitely a special kind of special. 😳

I finally realized who mom reminds me of: Billy Bob Thornton.

It’s organic free-range gourmet high fiber functional gluten-free adaptogenic sugar-free salt-free non GMO high antioxidant unvaxxed upcycled recycled wagu chicken.

Um, you forget Schenee! (2 references to that gargoyle in one night)

I’m not sure anyone will ever top the lovely mannered, highly educated, and profoundly articulate Schenee.

Thank you @Chicklet! That was quick and easy 😃

Perhaps the punk rocker look is no longer age appropriate. Could I recommend a simple white turtleneck, a chic pixie with some longer pieces up front, a dab of concealer, light mascara, and a punchy lip gloss? No? Go f myself? Alrighty then 🤣

I was able to get some from my county health department but I may go ahead and order more. My (very small) school district is in its second week of letting parents decide whether or not to send their kids. Great policy! 🙄 but there’s really no other way to keep the parents happy. I teach seniors and juniors, so except for a few who have wandered in to get help or just get out of the house, mine are working from home. Our elementary school, on the other hand, is struggling mightily. My state had a record number of new cases today — shattering the previous records which were shattered every other day last week. My eating habit was a salad with sesame lime vinaigrette. Tasty. Now who’s ready to snaaaaaark? 🤩