CringeWatcher

Nah, he’s over Teretha. He’s making notes about what to include in his online dating profile.

Yum. 💋

Or following the diet. Or getting off her ample ass.

I have an aunt who insists on it. And she’s always wearing red lipstick and too much Obsession. Family. 😂

I do housework during zoom meetings. I stop by the computer every once in awhile to give a random thumbs up. There, I got that off my chest.

Maybe you didn’t jiggle your drainage tubes seductively?

Z.E.R.O. 🤢

Agreed. It pisses me off every time I hear that schools should reopen because kids aren’t at risk. They can still *carry* the virus and I don’t hear much talk about protecting teachers and staff. No offense anyone, really, don’t throw things at me!!! But I don’t see any politicians volunteering to babysit so we can open up the economy again.

my quarantine buddy, living his best life.

Beer, anyone? Wow that wig! Pretzels?

I start mine every few days. OMG I really still cannot believe this is our collective life.

This is pretty funny...When even your dog has had enough of you 😊 https://apple.news/AK-tviFwcRz6ztytSV5lweQ

Ours have been open for a couple weeks now, but they have strict rules they have to follow. That’s why I can’t get in until next week. Of course, with all the opening up around here, my state’s cases are going up again, so I’m going to get mine done before they shut down again. Plus I think my stylist needs the money. We’ll both be wearing masks and I’ll do an extra shot of bleach before I leave the house. 🤣

✔️ X 1000. That particular verbal tic annoys the hell out of me.

I’m getting my ‘rona roots done next week 💥💫⚡️Major excitement!

Haha, thank you but the closest I’ve been to an airplane is watching it on CNN. But I did go to my local Walmart this week, so...😂

Especially with passengers refusing to wear masks 😕

Hello pounders! My eating habit is black beans and rice with steamed asparagus. Drinking habit is beer. How y’all doin?

(Hiccup) all good, thanks 😊

Right? I found it ironic that the food addict was telling the alcoholic that if he loved her and laaaaaandon, he would change.

There’s a sentence no one could have conceived of 10 years ago.

Cynthia is just too lazy to cook.

Every once in awhile I get a student who does not know better than to get that snarky attitude with me. Yes, I’m comparing Fast Food Cynthia to a 16 year old. Anyway, I love responding with a line stolen from Dr. Now. STUDENT: blah blah! Blah BLAH BLAH blah BLAH!!!! ME: Are you done? 🤣

There’s no treadmill at the Taco Bell drive thru, silly!

I remember when I was about 15 my mom paid off her car and as a celebration we got Wendy’s. The fact that I remember that shows about how often we ate fast food. And my mom was basically a single mother even before she got divorced, raised 2 kids, taught school, did the yearbook, and took graduate classes.