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If you picture Zach with longer, unwashed hair, he looks like Ben Flubnuts.

Who the heck is Jess the Weepy? Has she been there all along?

Oh, I may have gotten them mixed up.

Okay, maybe Kat's not so nice after all. That was a tacky move. Charity should have asked Zach to wash his face before going on their date.

Hasn't Greer ever seen the damn show before? Sheesh.

I thought Zach showed more personality with Gabi than anyone else so far. I like them together, so far.

Zach's upspeak is starting to get on my last nerve.

I'm assuming half the ones who responded when they first talked about it are dead now.

I swear Christina's hair magically grew and got combed halfway out to the car, right before her last TH. I smell a reshoot weeks later.

Yeah, but she looks drunk on her ass at the rose ceremony.

Ugh, I hate the dates where they have to physically compete for the guy. And he was enthusiastically saying things like "You have blood!" like it's a positive thing. He's just another jock douchebag after all.

He's going for the nickname "Mister Smoochie."

Wow, he cuts the nutters without a backward look! Good for him!

He looked pissed and ready to barf when he said her name.

Who is Kimberly and what is a seemingly normal person doing there?

Ugh, so many screamers with whiny voices! Our poor ears!

I was just thinking that with the Jesse's Weepy Music Theme.

I'd like a season of third-placers from previous seasons.

That was some really bad editing during the season, even for Survivor.

Holy shit, the old fart did it! I was starting to wonder when so many of his jury alliance people still seemed loyal to him.

I wonder if Owen is being TOO self-deprecating, and coming across as undeserving.

He sounds like the bad aliens on StarGate.

I'd like Owen to win, but a Gabler win would crack me up.

Is Gabler really just a goat now? Or underestimated?

I've seen only a few episodes of Big Brother over the years, so I was pleasantly surprised by Derek and Claire. They're so normal in a nerdy and fun way. I was prepared to dislike her based on the first episode, but she always identified the reasons for her occasional meltdowns after that, and apologized for them, which I think takes a mature level of self-awareness. And I really like how she and Derek approached the tasks as a true team, explaining their strengths and weaknesses. This is one of my favorite seasons, with so many likeable teams and very little bad drama. And, I especially loved the wonderfulness that is Linda and Lamumba! Thank you, TAR!