If I was stuck sitting next to TFDW, I would have my iPod and earbuds handy playing my Metallica playlist just to piss him off haha.
That's my dad's term for these kinds of people.
Do these people not get it, there is a reason Google was invented. I hate it when these people want to force their religion down your throat in your own home. BTW, I just tell them that we are about to go to a Birthday Party where we are going to plan Christmas (once again my Dad's words).