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Totally random but why did they suddenly all look so clean at the FTC? Especially Rachel's hair. And Sue's face suddenly looked normal again. Do they get a shower before the FTC? And I don't know why but it totally bothered me that Sam and Rachel were wearing the exact same shade of ugly yellow.

Ikechi is such an a-hole. He really is terrible. I think she came into this with such an open mind and truly wanted a husband and they stuck her with this word-salad clown. I think the cousin is a bit aggressive himself but the female friend had a great point about needing to wine and dine her even if they are already married. Or at least go out and do something fun, even if its just a walk or going in the hot tub. I do think however, that filming does take up a fair amount of their time but they're not really supposed to break the third wall and say that. I thought Madison throwing the surprise party was sweet and he did actually seem genuinely surprised. In general I find these "parties" so strange as their only allowed 2-3 guests each and its really just a grilling session for the guests. Karla did say at the afterparty that her group stayed out till 4am after getting kicked out of their apartment and Allen and David were with them. Wonder if something happened there that caused Allen to be mad at Madison the next day and not attend the flag football game. I also thought it was a bit odd that Allen said she spends too much time working out and they don't have time to do other things together. But then David said he works out with her in the morning before work. Does she work out more than once a day? Camille just needs to stop. All this talk about swag and she dresses like a 60 year old. What was that she was wearing at the pool party? I think Tom's identical twin having a white wife skews her opinion of Tom. I think it makes her think he grew up in a white world and lives in a white world.

Funniest part of this episode was when Caroline said she could have won. And that they were targeting her because she was a threat. No one even knows who she is besides someone that is working with Sue. She hasn't made any moves in the game at all. Glad I wasn't the only one that was totally annoyed by Teeny. She was my favorite up until last night. Funny thing is, I think Sam was a theatre kid not a football player, do her anger is really misplaced even for a high schooler.

All the therapists basically told Michelle was to try to stay positive. But she told them she wakes up everyday and says she is going to try and it never works. They literally offered her nothing. Granted she is a bitch but David is really starting to get on my nerves. Her apartment was very nice (not Emem or Allen nice) but still very nice and he totally downplayed it by saying they basically live in the same type of place. His apartment was dark and dingy. If he was my son and this was going on TV, I would have been down there sprucing it up (maybe a new comforter and some decluttering). I wouldn't really even consider it an apartment. Madison needs to get over herself. Her style choices are not great. All we've seen her in are workout clothes, and tank tops with ripped jeans or shorts. Her hair always looks like it needs to be brushed. Her "cute" braid is not doing it for her. Alan's apartment was really nice, esp since he redid the kitchen himself. I don't remember her place at all. He has a nice place, good job, he's handy, he can cook and yet she still wants some "pretty boy". They should have found him a nice wholesome midwest girl who would appreciate him. Camille also needs to get over herself. Her outfit choices scream lesbian to me (blocky t-shirt with spandex shorts?). Where is her swag? I didn't like how the girls got to shit all over the guys with the experts and the guys all said nothing negative about their spouses.

I think Camille wants more of a bad boy, someone more urban and "black". I think Tom reminds her of a straight laced professional white man. She wants someone with more of an "edge". Which is probably who she is used to dating and obviously that never worked out for her. Michelle is awful but David just looks so sloppy all the time. Put on a real shirt and real pants. Not tank top and ugly sweats or patterned shorts. I don't mind Allen's style but David's is horrible. And that hair...I just can't with the front ponytail. I think like MIchelle, Madison is embarrassed by who they picked for her. I think in her mind, she is at least a 9 and they picked a 4 or 5 for her. I think she thinks it reflects badly on her. Did they not see how beautiful she is? (at least in her own mind?) Juan was so happy he made a friend. Wonder if he has a lot of friends in real life?

But when it was raining at Tribal it looked like the black dirt was running off of her face. The was she was scooping up the rice with her mouth was so gross. Yes we did, and it seemed like such an easier way to do it. Did Jeff say they could only use their shoulders or head? Not sure if they really spelled out the rules. It always bugs me when they go to reward challenges and the don't even wash off their hands or the sand on their face before they start eating. I know they are hungry but it would take one second to do and you wouldn't be eating sand or dirt. Question that has probably been covered multiple times over the years but my son just asked me about last night-what kind of sunscreen are they given and how often? It seems like no one ever has so much as a spot of a sunburn on them ever. Does someone professionally apply it for them? We can't be at the beach for more than an hour without someone in my family having at least a small sunburn somewhere on their body and that's with SPF 50+. How are they never missing a spot? How come it seems we had so many idols & advantages at the beginning but now there is nothing? Or are these people just too lazy to look? Haven't watched in a couple years so not sure if Idols stop being hidden after the merge?

Did they book this entire resort? The resorts on the honeymoon usually do seem oddly empty but there are usually some people around. And the weather has sucked, much like these honeymoons. Michelle has spent an entire free vacation in her room. Why not just go do some activities with your husband? You don’t even have to be close to him but just be in the same vicinity. Usually the individual’s “adventurousness” or lack there of is a big theme of the honeymoon. Someone wants to do something adventurous and the other one doesn’t and it causes a big conflict. None of these couples seem to be at all adventurous. Juan mentioned how much fun he is but that canoe ride didn’t even look like a real thing, it almost looked like they were just decorations since the canal seemed to go nowhere. Where’s the zip lining or the ATV’ing? David had a better conversation with Madison than he’s had with his own wife. Michelle just dislikes everything about him. I think she is physically repulsed by him. His outfits don’t help. I can totally see this being a possibility on this show, there are certain people you meet that are your “type” but you just don’t like them at all. But she is still a bitch for not even trying. That birthmark or whatever on Alan’s arm needs to be covered up. It’s really unappealing looking. His fashion choices are also not helping him at all. His wife liked him in a tux but not since then. I thought he worked out a lot as well but he didn’t look that fit in the boat. He could also use a little sun. I do think he’s a really nice guy, I think Madison is just used to assholes and prefers that type. Camille just wants Tom to take charge. She just needs a little more manliness from him, he’s too timid. Agree on the weird camera angles of Madison on the boat. Not sure if these cast members are bonding like some of the former groups although the previews show David and Juan apparently spend a great day together.

I think smoking should be a dealbreaker for the experts. Same with wanting kids or not wanting kids. I'm not sure his pink shorts going to bed helped change her mind at all either. And I would perfer aguyw ith one good job over 2 jobs as then when would he have time for a relationship and kids. He seems like a nice guy and he is physically what she asked for but she is not feeling it at all. I think she wanted a light skinned, bun wearing businessman who lives in a highrise downtown. Which is probably why she is still single. I think $$ will be an issue for Emem and her husband. Doubt he makes much as a school counselor and she seems like she's high maintenance. Juan's song was horrific but she seemed all in. Juan definitely seems to love Juan. I think they consummate the marriage on their wedding night. I think Madison seemed genuinely happy with Allen. Was it Allen that said about the cameramen "can they please leave now"? Tom & Camille-I think they are a good match physically and personality wise but I feel like something is off on her end. Not sure if he isn't attracted to him or if it's something else. He seems like a great guy. I cannot figure out who is going to swap. I kind of think maybe Karla and David?

Do they have to pick their dresses off of some bargain rack at the back of the store? They always look cheap and outdated. I wll agree that Karla's is probably the nicest, classiest one I have seen. I really liked Madison's reaction to Allen. She seems like an open and genuine person and she seemed to really like his low-key sense of humor. I agree that his facial hair is odd, he might look better with a short beard. Michelle got what she asked for and her husband seems like a genuinely nice guy. Basement living might be an issue but if he has $$ saved for a down payment, that might be fine. I like Tom and his wife. They both seem like genuine people. Karla talks too much about being a free spirit instead of just being a free spirit. It almost seems like an act. And her husband is just too much with his columbian heritage. He moved here when he was 7 and he seems to use that as an excuse as to why he can't find a woman. Makes no sense, there are plenty of different cultures and races in Chicago. I think they will consumate the marriage early but I don't see them working out. Ikachi didn't look very happy during the ceremony. Not sure if he just has sort of a resting bitch face. His vows were too religious for me and didn't really say anything about "them". She seems giddy. I thought his comment about making sure none of his students pay anything for college was odd, full rides to college are few & far between unless he works with kids in severe poverty but even then that's an urban myth that poor kids go to college for free. Also, if he's not working for rich families, he's not making a lot of $$ as a college counselor. Not sure if his art pays any of the bills. I know she's an NP but what does she do? Almost looked like cosmetic type stuff or maybe dermatology?

I don’t understand who is taking care of Joanna’s kids? Does her ex have joint custody? Or is the older brother taking care of the younger one? How old are they? If the older one is close to college age (and is going) she could move the younger one to Ireland. Maybe not ideal, but plenty of people move their kids internationally for jobs or because they are in the military. What I didn’t like was when she put them on the plane, she just kind of laughed it off that they were upset. She almost seemed happy to be rid of them and her friend and the tension. At the same time, men move away from their kids all the time and no one thinks twice about it, it’s definitely a double standard. Corona and Ingush just confuse me. They don’t seem to have any chemistry. She was admitted to midwife school at UPenn? But did no research on what it would take to become a midwife in Iceland before she arrived? She seems like a lovely person but her style is just awful, everything she wears looks like it cost under $5 and nothing looks appropriate for the Iceland weather.

Phaedra was "meh" at best. Val seems like he could care less this season. Barely even notice he's on the show. Joey was great and he is so fun to watch. I agree that Jen is getting lost in the shuffle. I thought dedicating her performance to Taylor was so strange. Does she really have no one in her life she can look up to? It was kind of sad. Danny was great. Wish he would show more if his personality outside of dancing, I think that would help with the votes. Dwight Howard was bad last night. He barely moved. Seems like a nice guy but it's time for him to go. Is there a guest judge every week? Mark was good, definitely seemed like he was auditioning. Wonder if Derek is considering leaving?

I wish the contestants could ask questions of the experts. Like for Austin, "did you think putting me with a jewish girl was a good idea?" Or the reverse for Brendan. Or just ask them why they thought they would be a good match. If Clare likes black guys, why not match her with one. Or is it that these were not actual dealbreakers when they applied but they turned into dealbreakers when they were not attracted to their spouses. Maybe Brendan could just ask if they actually thought matching up someone who has never been in a relationship makes sense. Or matching someone who likes one night stands and lots of drinking with someone who isn't looking for those things. Or again, did Emily just completely misrepresent herself to the experts? I would also love Kevin to ask them if they think having them all live in the same building is a positive or a negative.

Anyone notice when they showed the green room for the girls what a complete disaster it was? It looked like they had let 25 kids just go absolutely wild in there instead of 4 grown women. Food, clothing and God knows what else was everywhere. Act like adults and clean up after yourselves! How much stuff did they really need to bring when they were in their ugly dresses all day? Also, in the last segment, Clare was sitting indian style on stage. Again, are you a 10 year old or an adult? Also wonder how long filming took? Austin had time to go all the way home, take a nap and shave off his beard and come back for the last segment? All in the horrible Denver traffic? Wonder if maybe it was filmed over two days?

These girls are doing themselves no favors. They are all coming across as complete bitches. Except Chloe who clearly wants nothing to do with these children. And the SheinTemu comment is hilarious because that so clearly where these girls probably got their ill fitting prom dresses.

Why would Chloe go on this show at this time in her life? If she's just about to embark on all these big plans, why would you marry a stranger at the same time? I mean if you've ever watched this show, you know the odd of the experts even matching you with someone that you have anything in common with are slim to none, so do you really think they found the one in a million guy that wants to foster 5 teenagers and open a zoo all while being newlyweds? Also, it appears that she does okay for herself (although not sure we ever saw where she lives) but does she really have the money for any of this dream? Maybe the foster kids, but certainly not for an animal sanctuary.