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I’m over Rhylee’s going-out wear. Everything from the see-through dress on the first club night to tonight’s overall ensemble with her cheap white bra and blue panties showing have been ultra trailer trashy slutty looks, but they’ve helped her get play from practically the whole male crew so maybe I should take notes.

I want to slap every one of the charters for the chicken comments. Half of those bitches looked like some lean meat would do their bodies better. Rhylee seems to be PMSing 24/7. Wouldn't want to deal with her in any way. Her face becomes especially demonic when she loses her shit. Not a good look.

God help Jennifer's kids. If they're this spoiled now, one can only imagine how much worse they'll get with age. As Luann says, "Money can't buy you class." Jennifer should stick to her one job as a mother, not an interior designer. What a waste of a beautiful home, having such crap furniture.

Whether it's acting or not, LeeAnne has done a good job coming across as newly reformed and more grounded. Thought she looked great at the reunion and overall handled herself well. Does she have some major issues? Absolutely, but at least she's willing to admit to it. Perhaps it was just the editing but Brandi does come across as being the group drunk. She always looks like she enjoys "having fun" but to an extreme. Does she not see it herself when looking at the show? I think getting the company has really inflated D'Andra's ego when she's only gotten to where she is by riding her mom's coattails. She's morphing into Mama Dee in every way and it ain't cute.

Laura is meh. Was rude for her to criticize so soon but I'm sure casting worked to get somebody on board (pun intended) to clash with Kate and Josiah. And made her attractive so Rhylee would have some competition. So nice of her to wear a swimsuit bottom that went up her ass. Nooo - she's not looking to hook up with anybody. Not at all;) Tyler is cute. Nice to have some additional eye candy for the rest of the season. Could have done without seeing Ross making out with Rhylee. And yes, Bravo sucks by once again teasing the "man overboard" thing. I'm sure Ashton will be fine. No, really.

Not feeling this show whatsoever. Who cares about a group of no-name millennials with money living the life? Will be surprised if it lasts the whole season. Guess this is Bravo's attempt at appealing to the younger demographic. The producers of this show (who also do "Vanderpump Rules") should know better. This cast is downright boring with no big personalities.

I can't help but think that the engagement ring box smelled like sweaty balls when Jax presented it to Brittany, not to mention his hands. Eww.

That baby b-day party didn't look like it should have costed $10K. Shamari could have kept that info out but was trying to brag. Looks like the money would have been better spent on mortgage payments for the house.

I'm guessing Bravo thinks they're making up for things with "Sweet Home." So it's a close tie between Teresa and Porsha from RHOA for being the dumbest Housewife. She didn't know what a moat was?

Loving Margaret this season thus far and happy to be seeing more of Marge Sr. Always wondered how a tattoo looks on a senior citizen. Also want to hear Lexi talk more. Her accent cracks me up. My god, Jennifer is a total CU Next Tuesday. The producers succeeded in adding a cast member that all of the fans can hate since Danielle isn't seen that much. Love how she threw in the $400 cost of the doll house after her spoiled daughter's tantrum. For a women in love with Chanel, her fashion sense screams bargain basement at some place other than Chanel. If I was Polly, I would have punched her in the throat so hard. The city slicker scenes with the cows were hilarious. Reminded me of "My Cousin Vinny" for some reason. Not getting why Joe doesn't have the time to even call his dad more often. Think he'll end up regretting it at some point.

I hate when people smack their food. Not a nice high-society look, Kam. Good luck to D'Andra on keeping that business afloat. Have a feeling Mama Dee is still working behind the scenes with her daughter being the new face of the company. Think that the brand's exposure on the show has done wonders for sales. LeeAnne is crazy but I can somehow excuse her behavior when Brandi is involved. Her crying over Stephanie being friends with LeeAnne? That's some "Saved By The Bell" shit. She seriously needs to grow up.

If Jen is working hard to pimp her business, she's doing what all of the Bravolebrities do. She is a great interior designer. If she took on "cheaper" projects for the sake of the show, it would be interesting to see what she could do but she's clearly out for the big bucks. Tubbers is cute and all, but I do not care to see him putting his butt on the clients' brand new furniture as Jen takes Instagram photos. Can't imagine her clientele being happy with that. Love Pumps. Josh is a sweet guy but it's clear that Jen wears the pants in the family. Alex is a dummy and it's not cute or endearing. More like cringeworthy.

I am currently watching the episode with Dr. Cox. She does seem like a lovely woman but if she's a dentist, she should be putting the same care into her teeth as she plans on putting into others'. She dresses beautifully so she is about her personal appearance to that degree. I've never seen a dentist with teeth like that. What she has goes beyond having a gap. Her front teeth jut out and aren't straight. I got Invisalign to fix a similar issue and my teeth are straight now (pun intended). Having a redesigned reception area might not be enough to get more clients rolling in.

At least Rocky was somewhat entertaining. Incompetent and crazy but entertaining. Caroline was just plain annoying. She was probably the little girl who cried all the time in school and told on the kids who were misbehaving. Can’t see her as having been that popular either. Know I’m digging deep but I’ve known plenty of Carolines and they get under my skin.

The mean girls have been juvenile-acting in some of their behavior towards Caroline but the girl needed to go. How did she think that she could say what she did to Josiah about not caring to work another day and not think that her lie to Captain Lee would eventually play out on TV? Good luck getting another job because being a liar, a crybaby and weak on national TV is not a good look. I think Chandler was happy to leave the boat because he was smart enough to know that he was not looking good to anybody by being on the show. I wonder when seeing the episodes if Rhylee realizes how crazy she looks. Probably not. People like her don’t ever see themselves as being wrong.

The Femme Fatale party was so lame which doesn't give me much faith in Emily's party planning skills. A chick in a giant drink glass with a nice spread of food? She should have come up with a better theme. It did take a lot of courage for her mom to appear on the show. Wonder if Emily gave her a heads up that she aired all of her dirty laundry regarding her mental illness, not only to the other Housewives but to the world. Shane is so damn boring. He and Emily make an interesting couple with no chemistry whatsoever. He's the devout Mormon and she's going to sex shops to get a corset and props for her party. Not understanding his appeal except that he's grounded, never becomes a drunken mess, wealthy and looks after the kids. Eddie is so obviously over Shannon and so am I. How many times will Shannon repeat what Emily said about wanting to "kill" Kelly? Get over it - it's a figure of speech. Find something new to harp about. She acts older than my mom who's 76. Kelly calling her date out on his dick size wasn't necessary. Was she trying to make Michael jealous? He looks nothing like JFK Jr. Steve is boring, too. Too tame for Vicki.

Ronnie can talk to Kandi about "placement" of songs in the concert tour that he's lucky enough to be a part of. Hope that she "places" his ass out of any future business ventures. He and his wife suck. Cute kids, though. Already hoping that Shamari's just a one-season wonder. To see the underwear tag hanging out of her jeans in her first scene as she hugged Kandi wasn't a good look. Sure, Kandi is helping the tea to be spilled about Dennis but the dirt was bound to come out at some point. And it is a TV show so if he didn't want to be called out, he shouldn't have bothered getting with someone in the public eye - a Housewife at that - and for pulling the same tricks he's pulled with his other women. See that Eva is trying to make the term "extra" into her thing. Well, I think that she's "extra" in every way. Over her thinking that she's better than Cynthia when she's nowhere close. Best wishes to Gregg. I would have opted for chemotherapy but to each his own. Can see where Porsha has gotten her shape from: her mom. Didn't need to see her titty sweat when she was laughing on the couch.

I'm curious to know the effect the show has had on Simone's vs. Jackie's practice. From seeing how off Simone continues to be, whether she's drinking, going off on other castmates or not, there's no way in hell that I would ever want to have her be my ObGyn. Jackie remains calm and professional acting, no matter what.

Brandi gets on my last nerve. Got upset with LeeAnne for calling her a drunk as she continues to get more shitfaced than any of the other Dallas Housewives numerous times on national TV. Got upset with LeeAnne for taking video of her topless when she has no problem getting topless on national TV. Agreed with Kameron for once when she called her out on that in her talking head. I used to find Brandi fun to watch. Now, she's just a whiny bitch who needs to grow up. A major party pooper who took away from the fun of the trip. I think the only times I've enjoyed seeing her is when she is wasted because she then keeps her mouth shut. LeeAnne is winning in that fight big-time. And yes - Mark really should have spared us from seeing his naked flesh. My stomach is still upset.

I don't agree with the ageism but I also don't think that Shannon, Vicki or Tamra are helping the situation by acting as though they're too old to do anything but drink together and bitch about people and things. They're not old but they're aging themselves, in my opinion. I'm Kelly's age so I ride the fence on which group I'd fit in. The party did appear a bit boring which probably had to do with Gina's friends. No future cast additions in that mix. Shannon has always had issues with the new girls I think more because the new Housewives continue to get younger as she ages and she doesn't want to (or care to) have anything in common with them. I don't see how going on an antidepressant to get through a difficult period equals mental illness. There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do - I've been there. Shannon needs to understand the difference. It's sure as hell better than resorting to drinking or yelling at everybody. That being said, I wish that Shannon would stop talking about Emily threatening to "kill" Kelly as being a sign of mental illness. It's a figure of speech. Find something else to harp on. Perhaps the editors did a job on taking out Shannon asking Gina about what was said about her in Jamaica but it came off that Gina started the shit stirring by telling her what she did. Enjoyed seeing Kelly with Michael at the play. They appear to be really good parents and it's good that they get along as well as they do for Jolie's sake, if not their own.

Poster #5 here. To add to the other comments, this season is feeling like nothing thus far. Don't have any interest in seeing Porsha pushing up on her sugar/baby daddy with her too-tight clothing (again), Marlo being a pretentious bitch (again) or Cynthia with a pseudo-boyfriend (again). Didn't like how Porsha started going off on her man for not giving her his TOOTHBRUSH, of all things. You've got to be kidding me. Gets treated like a queen with gifts of jewelry and watches and proceeds to talk to him like a dog for something so stupid - and nasty. Anybody who has no qualms with shaving their armpits on TV (while fully dressed) has no class - and we're talking about Porsha the Queen of THOTland as she likes to call herself so it's not surprising. Probably used old boy's razor. More surprised that Dennis would take her shit. She must be putting it down well in the bed for him to tolerate such BS. Like Phaedra, the only reason I'll care to see Eva is to look at her cute kids. I do feel sorry for Nene and Gregg and wish them both the best dealing with the cancer treatment. I miss Kenya and her drama. She could be a bitch but was fun to watch, nonetheless and brought a lot to the show.

Brandi's plan for getting drunk and confronting LeeAnne was in other words a normal night out for her but with an excuse. She most definitely has a drinking problem. No one but she is feeding into public opinion when she continues to get wasted on camera at practically every outing with the girls. She was already bombed enough by the time they went to dinner. D'Andra is just annoying and not fun to watch anymore. She's become Mama Dee Jr. Didn't think I would ever warm up to LeeAnne but I'm starting to like her more. And Stephanie has quickly become my favorite. I wish there was a switch to turn off Kameron's accent. I can't stand hearing her talk.

I can see Bravo getting Adrian to come out with a Below Deck cookbook (you heard the idea here first, folks:)). He's turned out the best dishes of any of the chefs. Can't taste them but aesthetically, they look amazing. I sincerely want to punch Chandler in his throat. What a pompous asshole. Think he's gotten through life being cute and acting like he knows shit when he doesn't. So many like him in the world. Didn't like Rhylee at first but am totally on her side with the Chandler mess. She calls him out on his shit when the others in the deck crew do little to confront him and he can't stand it. Caroline needs to go home. She's not tough enough to deal with Kate and Josiah and is overly sensitive. She was added to the cast to play that role I think but I'm over it. Love Captain Lee. Surprised that he hasn't sent Chandler home yet but I feel it coming. He's been able to get away with murder and it's only Episode 4.

So Toya and Eugene were due to be on the ground floor of the villa in Antigua but then fight Simone and Curtis for the nicer room upstairs? I assume they were just told that the room they got was the best one. They should have given Jackie and Curtis the ground floor due to Jackie hurting herself anyway. SMH. It was dumb of Contessa to accuse Toya of hitting her breast on purpose. Maybe she should have stayed at home to recover. Toya isn't that bright. It annoys me hearing her split verbs in every other sentence. She and Porsha from RHOA are the black female equivalents of dumb blondes. Giving Gene a voucher of sexual favors as a gift shows how she keeps that marriage going. Of course Quad was going to go on the trip. Why would she pass up a free vacation in Antigua? I never felt that she and Greg were ever into each other that much so I'm not surprised by their divorce. The most affection I ever saw was her giving him a peck on the lips in a couple of episodes. Don't think that she deserved to be cheated on but think she's more embarrassed than heartbroken over what Greg did. Simone continues to strike me as being a bit frigid. She tries to be sexual with Cecil but it comes off as being more for the cameras. Thought it was really sweet of Heavenly to buy Quad a bracelet. She can get on my nerves but she has heart. Mariah gets on my nerves so I would have liked to see her get her ass beat.

I know Kenya could be bitchy on the show but that was what the show was all about. I miss seeing her on the show because she was fun to watch. Congrats to her on the birth of her baby girl.