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Sonja is beyond fucked up. Could be the alcohol mixed with some kind of drug. Sad because she had seemed to be watching her drinking and behavior at some point. I'd be embarrassed watching myself on TV acting like that.

Let's all remember that this season's strife is centered around a dog, folks. Talk about going for the low-hanging fruit, producers. As the Housewives make this the focus of the season, can't help but think what a lame storyline this is.

Rich people's problems include staying in a room within a mansion with bad decorations. Can't stand it but can't help but watch the show.

The Beau and Stassi storyline is starting to play out like a cheezy soap opera. I find both of them irritating for different reasons. It's not fun watching a "reformed" bitch be with a wimpy nice guy. Beau has no balls. Seeing a grown man cry, showing his eczema breakouts due to the stress of the relationship didn't make me feel sorry for him. He looks like a complete pussy. And apparently it's Stassi world and we're just living in it as she treats Beau like her lapdog. She can put on the nice act but I think the real Stassi is the megabitch from the first 3 seasons. She needed to make nice with the rest of the cast to get back on the show. I'm beginning to think that Beau's in this relationship for some airtime on a popular TV show, as he is a "professional" actor. Saw him in a 3M commercial during the holidays. Highly doubt he'd be with Stassi if she wasn't on the show. If any of their relationship is for reals, then Stassi treats Beau like shit because he allows her to get away with it. Grow some cajones and walk out on her at least once, dude. Damn.

And just noticed that Jordan and Karl were wearing the exact same shades at the vineyard. I feel like Jordan’s trying to be like a Karl Jr., down to wearing the wide brimmed straw hat. And what was up with propositioning for a three-way with Karl? Truly hope that this is Jordan’s only season on the show.

Jordan is swarmy. And he’s not the least bit attractive. Gross.

I’m still not buying it. I clearly don’t know him personally but all of the housemates’ thought something was off about what he did. Then add in his ridiculously fake macho attitude. I just can’t stand seeing people act like they’re something that they’re not by taking advantage of people. Who knows what his real story is but I sure as hell don’t think he’s being his true self.

NeNe is cold. I don't think she's been feeling Gregg for awhile but can't get used to having to put his needs ahead of her own, cancer-related or anything else. Eva's bridesmaid is a true hater. Probably just jealous. Couldn't imagine any friend of mine calling me out like that on TV, whether I was truly in financial trouble or not. Marlo is just messy.

NeNe is cold. I don't think she's been feeling Gregg for awhile but can't get used to having to put his needs ahead of her own, cancer-related or anything else. Eva's bridesmaid is a true hater. Probably just jealous. Couldn't imagine any friend of mine calling me out like that on TV, whether I was truly in financial trouble or not. Marlo is just messy.

As I said in my post about episode 2, I don't think Jordan is straight. My suspicions were confirmed when he popped on the Speedo and bikini top. I consider alcohol to be a truth serum of sorts and think people say and do what they really want to when under the influence. He's making too many efforts to appear "manly," going so far as to act like he can pick and choose whichever girl he cares to be about. Yuck.

Am I the only one who notices that Dorinda has an issue with crumbs being on her mouth when she eats? I initially thought it only happened when she drank but once again, as she was eating with Barbara, she had food stuck on her lip. Not a good look.

The drama on this show is what I like to call “some Saved By The Bell shit.” Don’t know who Jordan thinks he is with his bird chest. Not sexy at all. A part of me thinks that he’s not completely straight. The guys that tend to act the most macho I always feel are compensating for something.

I disagree with Simone view on egg freezing. She made it seem as though after the age of 35, you have no business undergoing the procedure. In addition to getting it done myself at the age of 39, I have friends who've done the same and had healthy babies. As a doctor, she should know more of what's she's talking about.

The hell is Katie from Vanderpump Rules wearing tonight? The outfit and hair look horrible.

What a way to dress in front of her ex-husband with her cleavage all out. And they haven't been sexually involved while living together? Yeah, right.

I think that her sister didn't want her name used in the show, which is why they referred to her like that.

Was glad to see Marty get thrown into the pool. Good on you, Margaret and Joe! It's as though Danielle casted a spell on her husband and Teresa - like brainwashing. I truly hope this is her last season. I'm sure that Marty cringes to see how he appeared on TV now that he's out of the marriage. Joe Gorga said it best - he was pussy whupped. Tre has never been the sharpest tool in the shed but she came across as a fucking idiot this season in her dealings with Danielle. I blame Jennifer and Bill for their children's terrible behavior. They are the perfect example of how being ultra spoiled can wreak havoc on the brain. Don't want to think of what they're going to be like as grown-ups. And the "high-end fashion label queen" Jennifer looked like a hot mess at her party. She has shit taste in clothing. I believe that Delores came up with the leaving the house thing to add to her storyline. Definitely think that she and Frank were doing things while living together.

Not only was Nene acting bitchy towards the ladies but to the production crew as well. It's understandable if she wanted to be left alone in her hotel room but the way that she addressed the producer by saying "Get out of my room" was just plain foul. Don't care what she's going through in her personal life. It was as if she forgot for a second that the cameras were there. Then she spoke more politely to him. I'm sorry about Greg but I really can't stand her.

I absolutely love Margaret. She can own up to hitting below the belt. And the way that she says "monkey's asshole" makes me love her even more. Danielle needs to suck a monkey's asshole. This needs to be the last season that she's on the show. Tre needs some help. The hell is she able to hop on the Danielle bandwagon after everything that bitch did to her? Jennifer is a hot mess but I have a feeling that production will invite her to be back next season. We all need to have someone to hate on the show, don't we? Especially if Danielle won't be back on.

Tyler is truly an asshole. Thinks he's the man as he keeps on talking about how he's "banged" Rhylee 'cause that's what grown men do - not. I've learned that most attractive men are the worst people to be in a serious relationship with. Give me an average looking man with heart instead of a good looking one with a "shit don't stink attitude" anyday. I love Josiah. Hope he finds a great guy, if he hasn't already. Adrian is a creep. He's probably into all kinds of sexual fetishes that make me vomit to even think about.

I wasn't surprised to hear about Ariana's sexuality. She and Sandoval have always given off the vibe of being sexually fluid - Sandoval especially. Can see why he was upset. He constantly talks about not getting any while in the meantime, his girl has no issue getting eaten out by a woman literally in his face. For a dude that cries all the time, was interesting how he wasn't in tears when he was having it out with Ariana. The producers know how to get the best dirt: when the cast is shit-faced and loose lipped. Alcohol is truly a truth serum. Sandoval should have kept his mouth shut. I get that it's TV but there were no cameras around when things went down (pun intended). No one had to know. I think Jax is starting to grow up a bit. It's about time since he's pushing 40. Scheana's only real storyline is her guy situation and she's milking it. Maybe I'm hormonal but I got a little teary-eyed when the Toms got emotional seeing TomTom.

Beau seems like a sweet guy but I had no interest in seeing him and Stassi do that mouth exchange with the chewed-up hamburger. Found it disgusting. Brittany's drama queen transformation is already becoming a bit tiresome to watch. Billie needs to take it down two or maybe three notches. She's not doing the trans community any favors by accusing everyone of being transphobic because of not being included in party planning when she's a bitch. Her attempt at making herself more relevant on the show is now working against her. Am over Kristen's obsession with "taking James down." Makes her look crazy. Next week's show looks interesting with that Arianna/Tom exchange. He's an ass for telling the world about his girlfriend's sexual business. Have a feeling that he has quite a few skeletons in his closet.

Beau is definitely a nice guy. It's funny how people like him end up getting with unhinged women like Stassi. I'm nice but can't meet anybody. Maybe I need to read Stassi's book and learn how to become a basic bitch. Stassi's mom is an absolute nightmare. Can see where Stassi gets her drama queen tendencies from. I think she was shitfaced throughout the episode. I like how Billie Lee spoke up about the James situation. I agree that Crazy Kristen is definitely a trigger. Congrats to Robbie for getting more face time on another show besides "The Bachelorette", which is what he was probably aiming for. Felt like I was watching an episode of it on Scheana's date. Such cheesy shit. The hell did Kristen use James in the name of her t-shirt line? She's cray cray. Was great to see LaLa and James having a civil conversation. Can tell that they truly care about each other.

Danielle’s vajayjay must have unicorns and rainbows coming out of it for her to have landed her men. At least Marty didn’t waste too much time with her. I’m sure his kids must be elated. Seeing Marge Sr. helping to carry the dress off the boat with Danielle hands-free grabbing a drink made me want to choke the bridezilla. God help her daughters. Joe - we all get it. You love boning your wife. It’s gotten a bit old seeing you throw yourself on her in every episode. You’re like a dog in heat that needs to be neutered. Was glad to see someone give it back to Tre but for some reason, I’m still not a huge Jackie fan. Seeing how spoiled Jennifer’s kids are, I can only imagine how they’ll be as grownups.

Laura is a “sore-e” stew. Can’t stand her. What a self-entitled, delusional bitch. Her ass needs to go.