blondmommy

i get that, but other people usually shorten your name. i have a multi syllable first name, i never chose to shorten it...but it happened. i sound like an ass if i try to correct them. so it stuck. maybe i should have spoken up earlier in life, i was pretty shy as a kid. on my first day of a new school/state in the 4th grade...my teacher actually announced to the class a shortened version of my first name. i was too shy/embarassed to correct her. from then on i was a 1 syllable name. i tried to change it later in my professional life, but then i literally had 2 names floating around, and everyone went with the shorter one. i purposely named my kids 1 syllable names, i wanted them to have simple and strong names that NOBODY could turn into a nickname. just my preference i guess.

i get the mothers maiden name for a middle name (did it with our son), but to go through life as hagood is just tragic. how do you shorten it? hag?

i have no idea what goes into sake making, but since it is japanese, i assume there are many required steps and a studied process of attaining perfection is required. i know it took our favorite sushi chef many years to achieve his status. i can't see that anyone would accept a 1st time sake maker as legitimate just because her father owns a rice farm in georgia. who knows.

is hagood a family name? it just doesn't have a nice ring to it as a first name.

i expected so much more from savannah. catherine is no prize.

off topic, but Patricia was never going to hire Craig as a pillow designer. all of her items have the same repeating pattern of a pet image. there was never any designing, other than fabric selection and size, which is the standard pillow insert size.

creating your own beer is basically as easy as ordering at jamba juice. i'd like a keg of pineapple and strawberry please. TOIDI IPA idiot spelled backward.

god kathryn, i thought you were getting it together. let them dress you appropriately where you work. please patricia, help this woman. she needs it and could be fabulous. you could take all the credit.

i wish katherine would fix her hair, to go with her new grown up self. if patricia would take her under her wing... she'd be unstoppable. she's only 25 with 2 little kids.. thomas is probably the same age (or older) as her dad. i hope that ashley is acting, because she is truly vile.

naomi must have agreed to be the uber bitch this season, in order to get her family restaurant featured on TV..talk about thirsty, she's the one to talk. she "social climbed" all over poor craig to get a spot on this show. when they broke up, she must have had to come up with a new storyline to keep her relevant. kathryn is beautiful, and if she can keep the clothes/hair classy...it will benefit her. thomas would toss ashley aside in a heartbeat if she could keep up appearances and maintain her composure. she's young and will figure it out soon enough. i wish her the best for some reason. i also wish pat would get over her hatred of kathryn, and take the poor girl under her wing. kathryn could be the queen of all of them with pat's help.

i thought they looked like the sketches of the unibomber. I'm showing my age.

doesn't shep own a restaurant? he couldn't find someone to man the grill? all the restaurant owners i know are wonderful hosts, ...they know how to serve guests. shep is really good for nothing but spending his parents money and quoting literature. he has no right to criticize craig for anything. he's spoiled and lazy and useless.

thomas is just stupid enough to get ashley pregnant. i feel for kathryn if that happens.

steven's dog was the best part of the show. lauren's untethered boob and lindsey are tied for worst.

camille went on and on about the hand towels in her bathroom, did she not notice the cheap party rental chairs in her yard? they weren't even the wood ones...they were the cheapest plastic folding chairs you could get, i wouldn't even use them for a childs birthday. her tablecloths and tables/decor were horrible, not beverly hills.

doritos husband manages boy george (does he perform anymore?) ericka has her own strange music career, and is obviously promoting it through the show. at least she is hustling and (maybe) making some money. teddi is the daughter of john mellenkamp, she wins in my book. she has half his dna. can't buy that. her beach house is awesome and although it could be updated, maybe put 200-300k into it....she is on the f'n sand ...i'd trade that for beverly hills any day.

im a hotel person, i hate staying with friends...and my friends have beautiful homes in great places. i tell them i'm a horrible houseguest, but the reality is i just like my own space...if i want to be messy or sleep late it doesn't offend anyone. they don't mind, if they called me weird i'd probably agree with them. i don't think anyone would be offended...but maybe that's why i only have a few very close friends.

i think erika was just having stomach problems, and probably did't want to share a bathroom. who knows what these women would say on camera if she really smelled up the place. i'd leave too.

do they hand out enormous cash bonuses for crazy behavior? that's the only reason i can fathom acting like this. lauren is compeitive, gross, and needy. showing her pendulous boobs to everyone wasn't an attractive move. hasn't she seen carl in his man jeggings? they are up there with male scoop-necks, definitely a deal breaker. sober up lauren, stop exposing yourself....you might actually find a decent guy.

i like the navy blue romper-thing that brittany's mom wore, i think before they went to airport. she looked good in it. this episode was probably the highlight of her entire life, she isn't going to let brittany walk away from this....her advice is obviously to hang on as long as possible. this family is getting a lot of publicity entirely on the fact that her daughter is dating this idiot. they got an entire series filmed at their farm... they are probably some kind of kentucky royalty at this point.

i doubt fashion made its way through rural kentucky at an appropriate speed...they could have been stuck "stylistically" with 70s makeup well into the 80s. no internet....the pink frosty lipstick became her staple. i'm probably somewhere near her age, and i recall wearing the frosted lipstick and overly tanned look in the mid-late 80s...growing up in orange county.

never trust a man who wears a scoop neck.

if someone were to "fly me out" i'd want to know my seat selection before considering the offer.

i waited tables well into my 20s, its a tough life and there is no real future...every career bartender/cook/senior server has dreams of opening a restaurant. some do, most don't. its a hard existence past a certain age.

i love that these people are a decade younger than me....and complete losers. my kids are teenagers, and are making my life hell right now. i stay up and watch them...and i feel so much better about my life. these people are a cautionary tale of why you should go to school, and then seek legitimate employment. don't wait tables past 30, unless you are finalizing your law degree or some kind of professional credential. they have to be making good money, i hope that some are smart enough to put it away or invest it properly. i hope they can set up a 401k or something. thank you cast of vanderpump rules. you really help me.