blondmommy

i feel very sorry for the neighbors of these idiots. parties every night and screaming. like a dorm for developmentally challenged adults. shaneay, i don't know how to spell it. when you are trying to reel in a man of means, don't keep drawing attention to his wealth...act like you've been there before, and genuinely care about him...despite his beautiful house and kitchen with a chef. so tacky. almost as tacky as large prints of yourself all over your apartment, which seems to be decorated from the end of the aisle clearance section of home goods. grow up, girl.

she has lost her sparkle again.

brittany doesn't want to go back to the farm, so she decides to stay with the pig. jax is getting old and puffy and greasy. people in their 30s don't (shouldn't) decorate by putting stickers on the wall. i thought ariana was cool and above all of this....now she's whiny and drunk and stupid like the rest. i don't really want to hear about her body issues, have a couple of kids...then maybe i'll give a little sympathy. on second thought, nobody on this show should procreate.

he chose the girl who didn't really give a shit about him, so he could say it didn't work out...and go back to his normal life of sleeping all day and drinking all night, driving a golf cart or lawnmower and quoting shakespeare to college students. end of story. peyton would have been the best fit. priscilla would have nagged him every minute of the day, she wouldn't tolerate his lazy ways.

all i can think of when i see darcy is "old snooky" from jersey shore.

you can sell used panties on websites. also used socks. gross sick stuff, i have a feeling that's how abby makes her $$$ a group of us were drunkenly talking about side gigs, someone jokingly threw that out there...and we all pulled out our phones and looked it up. it was funny at the time.