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  1. Toodleoo
    If that’s the real her on the left she’s refreshingly naturally pretty.
  2. Toodleoo
    Never underestimate the power of advertising.
  3. Toodleoo
    Bitch is a whole slab of MDF
  4. Toodleoo
    More like an STreeD amiright??
  5. Toodleoo
    Or get a snake plant! You can literally ignore it for weeks and it will survive out of spite.
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    In my longest relationship (ten years) we were letting er rip at will by the 9th year. Silent but deadly? Go someplace private. Loud and tooty? Eh go ahead with a polite apology. It started when I accidentally pooted on him while rearranging my legs on his lap and we laughed for an hour 🤣
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    It’s Jimbo.
  8. Toodleoo
    Girl you got a Meth Monster crawling out of your chin and you’re gonna bag on him for a little toot? Hooker please.
  9. Toodleoo
    LOL Delta would fucking KILL YOU, Ella, lawd you are stupid. COVID loves fat cells.
  10. Toodleoo
    YESSSSS Fartgate! Finally something interesting.
  11. Toodleoo
    Memphis’ voice is astoundingly annoying.
  12. Toodleoo
    LOL that thousand-yard Hazmat stare 🤣
  13. Toodleoo
    SSSNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  14. Toodleoo
    Living with her ex. Girl at this point in the annals of 90 day that’s boring.
  15. Toodleoo
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO
  16. Toodleoo
    @Angry Moldovan I’m so sorry :(
  17. Toodleoo
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  18. Toodleoo
    Five seconds of Memphis is like 500 in Hades.
  19. Toodleoo
    Wow, the cucking is strong with Jasmine
  20. Toodleoo
    I’m so sorry. Wishing you some peace of heart and mind in the coming days.
  21. Toodleoo
    I’m no slim jim but Kim is like 2x the width of Usman.
  22. Toodleoo
    “My rules are that you are forced to stay jn my room and sex me.” WTF, Kimballee, you nasty.
  23. Toodleoo
    “C’mon bro!” Said romantic partners everywhere in successful bids to get laid.
  24. Toodleoo
    May Robin’s eyebrows get COVID and be quarantined on Mars.
  25. Toodleoo
    I read this as “instant sushi” and was all ooooooooh yummy Hope you stay warm and with power!
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