Toodleoo

Was kinda thankful that the 1000lb sisters were covering up the bottom half of the screen, even if only for a few moments.

LOL my old boss used to call it Strategic Incompetence. Screw it up badly enough and they'll never ask you to do it again.

I get the feeling she cosplays every. single. thing. in her life. Not sure what the cosplay is for hauling ass to Walmart though

Where is BoviNazi and her crappy family from again? I forgot.

They're trying hard for a Herman Cain Award for sure.

"I need to touch him. I need to kiss him. I need to squash him. I need to infect him."

Man this racist asshole family can get the hell off my TV. So can Alina.

She's so petulant about him being concerned about his own family. GIRL you suck harder than Jenna Jamison

Growin' the bondzzzzzzzzzz

Booo, I love them but only wear them with things that cover my bodacious bootay

LuLaRoe = cheap, often ugly, leggings borne of an MLM. They are pretty damn soft tho.

I want to be all happy about those reunions, like at the end of Love Actually, but in reality they make me cry because I'm usually just headed straight to my car alone.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cry you little bitch, you deserve every bit of this.

LOL carfished <3

It'd be pretty funny if he has a real cardiac issue from all this.

<gollum> SOOOOON MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS </gollum>

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I made some beautiful proscuitto-wrapped chicken (a tried and true recipe) and today the chicken is terrible, so I am eating some old-lady Activa yogurt. Boo hiss. This better be good.

Aw Angry Moldovan, I'm so sorry.

Meri looks like she’s at a WWE match and ready to take some people OUT. Janelle looks like the happy-go-lucky high school football coach who also teaches history classes. Christine looks like the friendly dad down the street who will come fix all your minor household issues but smells faintly of beer while doing so. Robyn looks like…the cheatenous slut CPA that everyone in the neighborhood hates. And finally, K-turd has Britney Spears’ five-head. I like how his Cro-magnon manbrow has defeated the feminization tool.

Whooo the previews…lay enough out that I might not need to subject myself to the rest of the season. Toot toot! (who am I kidding I’ll be back)

I HATE THIS ASSHAT SO MUCH

“Gosh all my shit is in boxes, I should probably talk to her.” Big brainzzzzzz

Christine is a boss. I wonder if she packed that crap nicely or just tossed it there half broken 🤣

Amazon is all “why you gotta drag our boxes into this??”

“I wanna go somewhere where people wanna be around us.” Heartbreaking. Wonder if Kody will ever see that and if so, if it will sink in.