Toodleoo

Hell, he’d never have been in mine. Groooooosssss 😅

Lots of magical thinking during the pandemic for sure. Robyn forgot how bubbles work I guess. For most folks it’s understandable; every day is a series of choices about how to stay safe and yet stay sane, and sometimes the decision you made yesterday isn’t the one you’ll make today. But Robyn has been SUCH an all-consuming shithead about the rules so I don’t blame anyone for taking her to task for forgetting that the nanny pierces her bubble on the regular.

Just desserts, indeed.

Not gonna lie, I hate the reality that is little kids spitting into vials for testing. What a time to be alive.

America chuckles with you, Christine.

Is there a synonym for “sanctimonious” that starts with R? I’m really into alliteration.

I am dying laughing. Holier than thou hobag

Get him Janelle! He is insufferable. Conditional love for everyone!

Let’s gooooooooo

RUN, USMAN, RUN!!!!!

Well this episode was a giant ball of suck. And now onto the next pile of douche, Sister Wives!

The lens focal length on selfies is hard to overcome! It makes everyone look worse than they actually look.

Yeah like when I accidentally switch the camera to selfie mode and haven’t prepared myself for the Horrors of Me

Did he just tell her her arm is too heavy?!? *dead*

I worked at WDW one summer and while I loooooved going and messing around in the park after getting off work, I would never work there again. 🤣

There’s a lot she could to do to work with what she has, but it’s clear she thinks everything is just fine.

Hey Kimballee, I need some undereye work too. Let’s go find some BOGO deals!

And she’s gonna do it in one tousand munt. Hey girl, take the delay in Johnny coming over as bonus weight-loss time!

I just…the guy has let you down a thousand times since you got there. Why continue barreling down the aisle? WHY. God the sunk cost fallacy with these people.

I put Ella and Johnny into the unscrambler. The best results were ANNOY and HYENA.

Entitled asshole. Take that rage and go for a nice healthy walk. Or go to the hospital and lick a COVID patient’s vent if you think it’s no big deal.

No Ella, it’s not his parents. It’s that you’re a moron and want him to risk his life.

I wanted to like you Ella. But you suck. A lot.

Aren’t there a number of restaurants/activities that cater to adults? I can see the parks being a fun thing to do as an adult couple.

“I have never had a stripper in my life.” *looks up in Lying Tell #1*