CletusMusashi

So, in the comic books that feature Negan, is each book like 800 pages long? 'Cause it seems like they'd have to be, to allow him to repeat each joke or statement over and over and over again. Or is there a "repeat" signal, like on music sheets,that reminds you to reread every single panel a few times if he spoke during it? Which he did. Because he is Negan. Which means that he even talks during root canal surgery.

It just now clicked for me. Negan is what you would get if Foghorn Leghorn decided to put on a leather jacket and become a supervillain. "Boy, I say look at me when I'm bein' evil. Give me some eye contact. Singular, that is. That was a funny there, boy. Laugh, I say."

You know, it occurs to me that a few weeks ago we were making jokes about them torturing Daryl with soap. Now, they're forcing him to actually work with a whole mop bucket filled with the stuff.

I know a lot of people are scared that Negan is going to do horrible things to Judith. Or use her as leverage to make Rick and Coral do horrible things to other people. Or maybe just steal her away in order to compensate for whatever fertility issues he's trying way too hard to compensate for. But I think the game has now shifted in favor of Rick. I mean, think about it. How many years has he been looking for someone who could keep track of where both his kids were? Congratulations, Negan. You're the new nanny! Tony Danza would be so proud.

Oh, that's right... he doesn't know she's been munching acorns.

Well, Rick did offer to be zany room mates with Brillip...

Will Olivia be the new Tyrion?

Yeah, that's not Shane and Lori's baby. I think FPP lost her and found a new one someplace. It's not like Tyreese was still there to notice.

Cut with body shaming. You already made Fat Joey cry.

Careful, Michonne. Gingers have no souls!

If Daryl had any less dialogue he would be the Poopsmith from "Homestar and Strong Bad."

Did he just have Coral's hair styled?

His biggest weakness is people laughing at his muffin top. It's like Trump with the tiny hands thing.

So Daryl just randomly mops things now? Is he Beth? Does Negan have lollipops?

If you're gonna sing a commercial jingle, what's wrong with a good one? Like "My baloney has a first name..."

What's he gonna sing? "Doctor, My Eyes?" "She Blinded Me With Science?"

Poor Fat Joey. He'd be happier with King Zeke.

Spencer, you jackass, YOUR MOTHER put a homeless barbarian loon in charge of policing the town, WITHOUT GIVING HIM A LEGAL CODE TO WORK FROM! Yes, great leader. Because "Congress" never means anything bad!

Hurry, we have one day to find something for Negan! And no gift certificates this time. It has to be an actual present.

Coral could have picked up Lucille and bashed this guy about 400 times by now.

Negan trying to be cool is even more annoying than Negan trying to be scary.

Rosita, let's you and me just run away together and start our own show.

And... there we go. Dancing zombies. As predicted.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Jesus' hat won. No way could Coral's stay on during a combat roll like that.