CletusMusashi

This may be hubris, but I honestly don;t think this one could be worse than last week. I mean, even if it is, at least it'll be bad enough to be funny. At this point I'll take absolutely anything outside of the Nothing Zone.

Maybe the Governor's back. This time with two eyepatches! Coral will so jealous.

Then Judith's been eating a lot of acorns.

Finally did a second watch. And, just like the first time, I was unable to stop until I'd watched all six episodes. I do think it starts out a bit... unTickly, but it after that just keeos getting better and better and better. I will kind of miss Ramses, but his story ended the way it had to. You can't keep on being a dick to super villains and then be surprised when they use their powers on you.

So Mr. J learned English by reading his son's mind, without picking up anything else?

I'm pretty sure there's no earth radio on Mars, so... Jonn keeps Britney Spears music in his car? Also, can't Green Martians fly? If so, shouldn't Papa Jones be less amazed when Supergirl does it? And finally, why do at least half the people in the universe speak fluent English?

Also, they won't have any internet, because Rick made their Windows crash. It's an extra-special torture they came up with, just for Eugene.

If Rick is going to grow his beard that long he should let Michonne style it for him. Do Coral's hair, too. Actually, also Judith's. They could totally look like a whole pirate family. And get Coral a real eye patch. Because no way is somebody who wears a preposterous hat 24/7 so disinterested in fashion that he would rather just run around all day with a mummy-flap in front of his eye. Tara, you just keep doing what you're doing. I imagine they'll kill you off fairly soon, so scoop up as much of that product placement money as you can get.

Because it takes place in the Kirkmanverse. Laws of physics, chemistry, biology, you name it, are all based on Kirkman's understanding of them. And, while he is a basically functional person, he has invested most of his brain cells into consistantly putting out a (halfway) decent comic, I do not believe that a man who wants to compose The Never-Ending Zombie Story without even caring why people are turning into zombies seriously believes that it matters whether or not you use old gasoline.

Well, Eugene now has a hell of a lot more shells to make into bullets

If they knew about the FPP thing, that would have been part of the speech. "You, I say, you, are going to need, I say, your shitting pants. For shitting, that is. I say they just might to have to change your name, I say, nick, that is, to Father Shitting Pants. After I make you shit your pants. get it? Kind of like how they used to call you Father PEE pants, before, on account of how many times you peed, I say urinated that is, your pee pants. With pee, I say." Except it would be longer than that. And with more random leaning.

While I respect Rick's idea of cheating on the countdown, on rewatch it does have some problems. Firing on seven would make more sense if it was "Ten, nine, eight, seven, BANG!" Instead it's "Ten, nine, eight, seven... KACHINK...:" and then, finally, once the gun is cocked and ready to fire... "BANG!" Why wasn't the gun ready to begin with?

You won? Cool. So no more Negan next week? You won? Cool. So no more negan next week?

Really? You have to explain hat shitting pants are? Really? Just.. fuck you! Shut up, Foghorn.

"Why are they firing at ME?" Because you're a cunt.

With all the shooting these people do, how is it that not one of them is the slightest bit hard of hearing?

Good way to surprise Negan. The idea of not counting down over and over for half an hour would never have occurred to him, so that was a very good tactic. Now that I'm agreeing withb Rick, watch him suddenly give away all their guns again...

Morgan is stabbier than Carol this week.

Oh! I know what's gonna happen! Neither one dies!

Yeah, Maggie's accent is like cranked up to eleven tonight.

Still with the same Twizzler? Eat it or put it away. There are flies everywhere. Besides, the lollicops did it first.

She is a fine doctor. She has many leeches.

... so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly....

Oh, Crazy Non-Pacifist Morgan. never change.

First I was ;like "What kind of a loon is running aroung throwing microwaves at people?" Oh. Rick. Never mind then.