CletusMusashi

I stand corrected.

Yes, but they'll be back as singing ghosts next week.

This episode earns a live haiku. What the fuck was that? Seriously, what the fuck? This episode sucked.

So he is now going to be in charge of handling Judith... with one arm?

Why is he seeing every ghost in the ZA except Karen?

This really is a different show. Michonne is now exactly as smart as Eugene. ETA: Remember when she used to fight Walkers by aiming for their brain? One chop, done, move on. No need to clean up all the biting, snapping heads afterwards.

I called it! Ghosts! Are they going to start singing?

Tyreese, all you need is a bra, panties, and some some fishnets, and you'd be a TransFat. How is a guy with a broken leg that hard to chase?

Wait: Twins? Technically,that should be triplets, but, still... I see zany hijinks ahead!

Hey, speaking of rides with your dad: are we there yet?

See, all I can think during that scene, still, is how much it reminds me of an old Greg Kihn music video called "Jeopardy," in which he breaks off a big piece of wood to battle his way through a churchload of zombies. I couldn't even listen to the dialogue, because I was too busy singing that damned song.

Maybe he stopped more than once. Or, simply fell off the wagon once, hard. And maybe Beth was around that weekend but Maggie wasn't.

Yet, strangely, they only included the word "where's" one time.

Please tell me Mike is one of the guests.

I would buy that, if there was any chance at all that the Gov were not blatantly full of shit. If the plan might actually work, that would mean Rick was Churchill. But he wasn't. He was Chamberlain.

God damn it. They've bumped the new episode to 9, haven't they?

See, I actually thought the lollipops were fucking nuts, in a good way. It didn't really grate on me until we had to start taking Dawn's (alleged) layers and motivations seriously, in spite of the fact that her whole management plan was obviously stolen from the Underwear Gnomes on "South Park."

Fire Engine Hose wonders when it will finally get to meet Sasha. ETA: What? The woman is a trained firefighter! She could use it to kill way more walkers than Eugene! What were you people thinking?

Mike is the same actor who played Buzz Hickey on "Community," right? If so, I'm totally in. And... almost 7PM. I guess I should rewatch that glorious mid-season cliffhanger once more before we see what this "totally new show" brings.

What will Abraham do with all of his old bras? Will they fit Eugene?

He had no problem at all letting her wander through Zombie Town with Coral. That is pretty much the definition of trust. Which means his decision right afterwards to let a sadistic torturer/murderer have her was the exact definition of backstabbing.

Well, when I stop and think about it, it appears the writers really do have this new rule that all black men have to be lame. Noah gets his leg injured, FPP steps on a nail, Bob gets his leg literally chopped off and eaten, hell, even Merletone Tony was notable only for getting bullied by the other killer rapists. Tyreese, thus far, has been lucky to only get hit with a metaphor. Why do you think Morgan is so careful to keep his screentime down to a minimum? But at least Tyreese has been around for a while. We've spent time getting to know him, and if there has to be a big useless sissy in the group, then Tyreese has earned the right to be that big useless sissy. FPP and Eugene can die any time.

No projectile weapons for Tyreese! During the ten minutes that it would take him to nerve himself to shoot, the zombie or cannibal would be too close to aim the thing at. They should just put one of those spiked Kaiser Bill helmets on Judith, so he can use her as a shanking device when inevitably cornered. ETA: I'm not advocating anything irresponsible, of course. She'd be wearing goggles.

So who would be Clint? Rick or Abraham?

I tried to get into "Breaking Bad," but the first few episodes were too boring. Since then I've seen an episode here and there, enough to tell that eventually it got better, but not enough to make me go back and trudge through the oldies. The best moment I did see was a Saul commercial, so I'll give it a chance. It can't possibly be as badly written or acted "Comic Book Men," so the bar for late Sunday night is actually pretty low.