Heathen

This is what she said: Cindy has the shiny giant cheeked dermatology victim look, but Michelle looks natural. I went back three pages to be sure. The only photo of Mullet I saw had Christina Caldwell in it and was a few posts before the comment about dermatology victims.

He is.

I very much doubt Christina Caldwell has had any of that. She looks to me like she has good genes and probably uses moisturizer. She's also a good two decades or more younger than Madonna.

The shiny giant cheeked dermatology victim look? What the hell is that? (Her name is Christina.)

Why was Derelict a groomsman? I don't get this fundie/adjacent tendency to have relatives or friends of your relatives or friends in your wedding party. Izzy is only three.

They were probably only outside for a minute, and air-conditioning can be too cold. It depends on the clothing material, too.

Whoever took that photo is also standing ten feet or so back. I bet if it were a closeup, Mullet wouldn't look so "good."

Barack Obama was elected president in 2008. There are a LOT of people who reacted to that milestone by becoming more conservative, more rigid, more insulated, and became bullies* in the name of "religion." *Or increased their bullying

OT: If any of you have photosensitive epilepsy, or close relatives who do, please reconsider seeing Incredibles 2. There have been a lot of reports of strobe light-type effects in the movie causing problems for photosensitive people (like me, so I won't be seeing it). Back on topic: Did the Dullards share a pop/soda/soft drink/beverage?

The material looks thin. I'm wearing a shirt right now that hangs just the same way; I wear a jacket over it when I take the dog out because I'm not wearing a heathenish modesty undershirt.

In her defense (ugh), that top shirt is pretty flimsy. I have shirts like that, and I wear a tank under them. Like critical thinking skills, for one, and the rest will follow.

The last few years, every time I see a photo of Mullet, I feel the need to say, "and your little dog, too!"

C. Or that Shar-pei she's got on her forehead.

What happened to Kelton's mother?

I believe that's what I said.

Didn't holy princess Erin and her servant do the same thing? Name a boy Number IV and then call him by a completely unrelated name? Isn't it against some fundie law for a married man to not wear a wedding ring?

YMMV, but when I had (adult) braces, popcorn was fine as long as I flossed properly. I was told to avoid gum, caramels, other chewy and sticky stuff, and hard foods. Back on topic: That theater photo really shows how much the Dullard brothers resemble each other and their bigot mother.

Not going through 142 hours of at-home labor and attempted at-home delivery of a giant baby with a quack "midwife" assisting has to have something to do with that.

The fit of that dress was awful -- the bodice made Jill look like she wasn't wearing a bra. That's probably the best Derelict has ever looked, though.

Israel is three years old and wearing a bib? I don't remember my brother wearing a bib that late, but maybe I'm misremembering.

That's the best Derelict has looked since the jacked-up mouth surgery. LOL at Samuel about to grab Derelict's face, or something.

That explains why I don't see any rock that could be called a boulder. I see a big flat rock that must have been the base of the boulder that David swallowed.

Compare Kendra's mother to Joy's. Christina looks neat and fundie-stylish. Mullet...well, the nickname says it all, doesn't it? Mullet and her sloppy clothing, 1980s makeup, clunky black shoes and heavy black tights. It's hard to buck your parents' example.

It looks odd to me. I'm used to seeing men, young and old, wearing various colors of athletic shoes with white socks.

Somebody posted here when Joe and Kendra were first engaged that Kendra seemed like a person who is happy with her family, happy with her place in life, just happy in general. I think Joe is the same way. It bodes well for their marriage and family. I wish I could be like that, honestly.