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I wholeheartedly agree with Kohola. Great post Sofa Sloth! Weirdly enough, I'm watering my lawn. Hose ready!!!

I think it's great that Kootie's sons are distancing themselves from the circus that they were largely raised in. The boys/young men are not just coloring their hair and marrying the first guy that looks at them, like the girls/young women are doing. Still LOL when I think about the episode that took the family on a road trip, and Kootie got splattered with shit. IIRC, Hunter and Garrison were the likely culprits of that event. Garrison in particular has seemed to have little to no respect for his asshat father.

Well, I'm sure if Mariah rilly becomes a SJW, Kootie will be after her relentlessly to advocate for plygs. Won't that be fun to watch?

Now you have to spill! What is Mrs. T & BF Tito? Still laughing at the baby shit reference! I have a daughter, and I can say that green poo is rilly for real. Thankfully, it didn't happen but a couple of times. Janelle, smoothies are not your friend. Trust me on this one.

@Sofa Sloth, I love your user name. But you've stolen Janelle's idea! LOL Good to know how these things work. Mariah's been further spoiled rotten from her TV exposure.

Whatever. Is Mariah now going to advocate for vagina steaming and anal bleaching? Gaaaa!

Hey Janelle! Guess what? I take a walk around my neighborhood, without stopping for anything. I bet you've never had a car pull up to you, with a young woman inside, telling you how cute you are, and how you've got pep in your step! That happened to me just the other day. Rilly, I agree with the above, asking what's wrong with her life (polygamy, for one thingk!) Also, isn't that peppermint tea going to go stale, if you go buy a cup someplace else? She is so clueless, it's not even funny. Snarkable is about it.

When people follow and lap up Mariah's bullshit, it's very sad. She's probably trying to rival the Krapdashians in followers (I have no idea how many follow them, but I'm guessing tons.) What a world! SMH

I hope they left a nice tip.

I agree. Kootie has proven himself an indifferent parent to most of the kids, excepting of course, Robyn's spawn. He could hardly manage to tear himself away from Robyn's Victoria Secret g-string, to get to the hospital and witness Christine giving birth to Truely. He's an asswipe.

When Kootie's younger brother was on a recent episode (the building plans for the plyg house), brother looked so much better than Kootie. Just shave it bald, doofus! Yeah, I can see Kootie being jealous of FT's hair. Mykelti should stop with the hair dye, and so should Maddie & Mariah. Is it coincidence that the 3 M girls are the ones I can't stand? The hair dye not only looks crappy, I think it also makes these girls bitchy!! LOL

Wow. This Deanne must make an exception for Christine (single) and Meri (divorced.) Apparently even Z-list "celebs" get special treatment. I'll have to listen to those. What a shady company. Weight-loss surgery for a size 14? Nuts!

Well, she's just followingk mom Christine and her "wonderful man" proclamation about Kootie, earlier this past season. I've turned off most social media because of this kind of phony bullshit. I just don't see the need for crowing about your "wonderful man," or whatever. It just smacks of desperation for everyone out there to believe how great your extra-super-special relationship is, when it's probably everything but great. I was born at night, but not last night! Sorry to be cynical. It sometimes come with age.

FT does have cute dimples. There, I said it. Also, he looks better with shorter hair. Why, why, why, couldn't he have looked this good at his own weddingk? It's like his mind went, "OK, I bagged a babe, no need to put any effort into my usual slovenly appearance."

I do believe he was wearing those in another photo, or maybe on the show? CRS. It's nice Mykelti loves him. She once likened FT to Kootie. I can't guess which one was more insulted by that remark.

I wonder if Kootie did Janelle a "favor" (so to speak) on her birthday? Sorry for the mental picture. Yep. Now we'll hear excuses galore about why it's impossible to lose weight post-menopause. It's harder, but if I can do it...eat less and move more. It most often boils down to that. Christine has become the trophy wife in a frumpy foursome. At least her LuLaNo fits her. Robyn and Meri have NOT aged well.

Don't forget the mock tapioca pudding. Christine must have given up making that slop.

It's like she doesn't even want to expend the energy it would take to chew. How lazy can she get? Drinking liquids is not nearly as satisfying as actually eating and chewing whatever it is. Janelle is as much of a health coach as Nancy is a therapist. If it quacks like a duck...

We were at least spared of a bikini pose. But those MC Hammer balloon/parachute pants are not flattering in the least. Mariah looks about mid-30ish in that photo. Hope Mother Meri got her money's worth. What I want to know is, will the SW show end in the same year LuLaNo implodes?

That was a fun read! The only pearl I have was at a Seattle Center oyster booth, circa 1971. I have no idea if it's even real. I was engaged to Mr. Xword at the time, and I doubt it cost more than a few dollars. An MLM called ManCave? Wow, am I ever out of touch! It seems like Kootie would have been into that, if not for the beer part. And there is/was a show called Bullshit!? Now my curiosity is even more piqued!

And Meri and Christine have to play nice with this wacko? Ugh!

What are Pearl parties? I know what a man cave is, but ManCave? I doubt Christine had WLS, but wow! Did this Deanne pay for the ones that did get it? I've seen her in photos (Deanne) and she looks seriously scary.

No kidding. Why would it be in food, I wonder? I figured if it cuts fleas so they bleed out, it wouldn't be edible.

Not to my knowledge.

You are so right about the last two summers. I walk regularly for exercise, and due to all the smoky air for weeks on end, I have to resort to mall walking. Boring! Almost as bad as a treadmill, which I've tried, and can't stand, even while reading or watching TV. You must be a relative. We had dogs when my daughter was a baby, and our house at the time had shag carpeting. I freaked out when I saw a flea on my daughter, who was crawling on the carpet. We gathered diatomaceous earth from a local outcropping, sprinkled it on the carpet, kept our daughter off the carpeted part of the floor for a few days, vacuumed the rug, and never saw another flea. I give two thumbs up to DE, too.