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I hope that by "buy" she means got a VRBO for a month while we find someone foolish enough to rent to us.

Blaine is not going to the Redd school of ring shopping.

Chance can make that attic a really nice place to live. That is, if you like exposed wires, shoddy construction, and open walls. Oh wait, addict, yeah. Well Chance can help push an addict back to using so he's helpful in all situations! 😁

FFS Donna didn't know Louie was using drugs. Was she too drunk to see it?

Mike looks bad in his talking heads. I'm guessing things don't work out swimmingly.

Justine's mom speaks for us all.

How are these two clowns going to pay for all of those plane tickets Mike is talking about? They sure aren't going to earn big bucks from his rapping.

Which family are you moving to Las Vegas, Michael? You did have one before you met Juju. And Juju, just shut up about how deprived your drug dealing husband was of a chance to build a music career. What about his children that he deprived of a father when he made the choice to sell drugs and then write a damn song about it?

He already gave us that math. Seems like halfway through his sentence, Louie saw the light. And case the house for things worth stealing and the best way to break in without tripping any alarms.

The dentures have changed his speech. He needs a better pair asap. I would suspect that the gym owner is not surprised that Louie was in prison given that he signed a release to appear on Life After Lockup.

That hit = "Sell Drugs". How'd that work out for you, Montana Mike?

Romantic date a la Chance - let's park randomly in this drive in burger place's parking lot and pretend we're looking at the stars while waiting for our order.

That child is dark. She has seen more than she should have in her short years. Somehow, she's not down with the insta-dad plan. That is absolutely the worst she has ever looked, and that bar is very low..

I guess that tight, too long, ripped up, multi-colored mess technically qualifies as pants.

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Saw this and thought of my bunkies:

That's the truly ridiculous part. At any job, Louie is likely to interact with women. Living life Louie will interact with women. After all, being half of the population, women tend to be almost everywhere. Even if he was the towel guy at an men's bathhouse, he would still need to travel there from home. Think of the temptation at gas stations! Ooh baby, I love the way you pump that gas. Can I help you unkink your hose? And then he'll stop for coffee. There may be conversations at the cream and sugar area. No woman can resist Louie from Lakeland! If you are so insecure in your relationship that you are worried abut every woman your guy interacts with, you should not be in a relationship.

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It's a new season of Life After Lockup. The couples: Tayler and Chance: When an abuser loves a doormat . . . . Chance has started a construction career and is not surprisingly still having major money problems. What happened to his power washing dreams? Tayler has baby #4. She will also find out Chance's "shocking secret." Hmm, another secret. There is zero chance anyone will be shocked. Shawn and Sara: Take extra birth control precautions. Shawn will be on our TVs. Sarah will wow us with her hair color choices. Shawn will amaze with his inability to think his way out of a paper bag. Sara is dumping his sorry ass. Why are we being subjected to him again? Justine and Michael: Juju and Montana Millz are back and she is ready to pop because these crazy kids decided to add yet another child to the pile. Expect matching outfits, large jewelry, and bad rapping. Aris and Cameron: Our favorite mini-boo Cameron is back and he's a new dad. He is of course still getting into trouble. Will his charm continue to work on Aris? Shavel and Quaylon: They're back! Quaylon has stored the suitcase of all sadness in the closet next to Shavel's skintight catsuits. Blaine and Lindsey: Jesus is his plug and Lindsey is his drama. Seemingly nice guy Blaine is still with our lady of the dramatic actions, Lindsey. Does she still have charges, bro? Yes she does! A possible 40 years worth of charges. Kerok and Britney: When last we saw them, as in the week before this premiere, Britney wants a baby, Kerok wants to marry her but probably doesn't want a baby, and both of them need to rebuild their lives after lockup. Mama Kerok will continue to be the best. Unfortunately Kerok may choose to share more of his Christian rap with us. Joynomi and Redd: Ugh. Redd took second prize in the how quickly can you cheat on your partner after getting out prison contest. [Pouring one out for the winner, Asonta]. Joynomi took him back, still doesn't know he tripped and his dick accidentally fell into his bestie's vagina, and is foolishly taking him home to live with her and her son. Start the pool on how long these two will last. Melissa and Louie: Louie from Lakeland and his new teeth continues on with the ever-so-supportive Melissa. Please let her put away the cheerleader outfit and pompoms for good. We can only handle so much secondhand embarrassment.

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