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Didn't you mean to say, "overheard by the few customers and Crystal"? ;D

I think that's supposed to mean that her shoes are too good for the USA.

Mariahguyver.

And jewel21, I also have glaucoma from drs poisoning me with cortico steroids, but that's not contributing to my vision issues AFAIK. And I get other kinds of migraines, the vestibular migraines being the worst for me, and they are severe vertigo, so that's a horrible visual component. Remember to blink a lot to help keep your eyes lubricated. And if you need to take other measures, do that. Light sensitivity is brought on by dry eyes. A warm washcloth over the eyes helps increase blood flow to the eye area. But I'm sure you know this stuff, and probably more, for basic eye health.

Wow, jewel21, that sounds awful, quite frankly. I never heard of it before. I have tinnitus. I hate it so much. It depresses and upsets me. As of about 30 years ago, (yikes), I see with a "chromatic shift" if I try to wear glasses. So I wear contact lenses. And I wear blue light blocking glasses. One good thing about them is they're much lighter weight than prescription glasses. The "chromatic shift" is blue outlines on one side and yellow on the other side, of everything. I also think that they may have started manufacturing lenses differently and that may be a contributing factor for me. But no "chromatic shift" with contacts or nothing.

In all seriousness you've brought up a good point. I know Christian and Dummer were close. And she's gone now. Are Christian and Faith close? Technically she's still recovering, and busy with Moses. Was Mariah a family figure in Christian's life at all? I don't think so, but she's gone. Sharon won't touch him, again, with a ten foot pole. Mop doesn't even have much regard for Johnny and Katie, so she may as well be out of town, unless she wants to rope him in to spend time with an old, dying stranger. So the only "family" he has in town are Faith and Adam, right? Maybe the Phunky Chicken can come to his rescue and book him a room at the Bland Kleenex? Christian having a room there would actually make more sense than Sally having a room there.

Oh, boes, you had me laughing at every paragraph! But this image? And your discreet wording? Oh my! I can't even describe the image I have in my mind of her doing the 'phunky' chicken, and then some!

Brilliant post, Snap! When Amanda said she thought it was Tararaboomdiay and not Sally who was the evil mastermind behind the despicable plan to get Dummer the job of a lifetime, I was just, huh? Maybe Amanda bought a pair of Tararaboomdiay's shoes and they pinched her little toe???

Hey jewel21, I get optical migraines. No pain with those, but I can't "see" for sometimes up to an hour. You know how when you come into a dark house from bright sunlight and all you can see is like pulsating energy? That's what fills up my field of vision. I just have to close my eyes and wait it out. Mine are always triggered by bright light. I told my eye dr about it when I first had some and I was so scared, but he said not to worry about it, it was just migraine. I haven't been to the eye dr in well over a year (covid and lost my job). But this year I've had some in my sleep, so those weren't triggered by bright light events. When I eventually see my eye dr again I'm going to tell him about that.

She'll always be Syph to me. But for illogical reasons we can't refer to her as that here. Every mofo time I start to type her name I have to backspace it out and start over again because some momo got its knickers in a twist. Go figure. Welcome to planet Earth where nothing makes any sense.

I wish Tararaboomdiay's greasy, lank hair would obscure her dead eyes.

Everyone knows the best tramp stamp is your exit number on the New Jersey Turnpike. Will someone please give Tessa a sandwich or twenty, with extra mayo. This Phyllis/Sally/Tararaboomdiay stuff is silly. It could be comic relief if there were some good dramatic storylines going on. And how does Mariah know that those are pre-natal vitamins on the food tray? Do pre-natal vitamins look different than other vitamins?

I don't understand Phyllis' hysterics over Dummer being in Milan. Didn't Dummer go to Dubai and run NE over there for a year or so? (Because Dummer is so smart.) I don't recall Phyllis losing her shit over that. Wouldn't she rather have her dawter in Milan than in Dubai? And what's with this Leslie Brooks name dropping? Are they actually going to have Leslie on? Or are they just fucking with us? If they do, (which I hope), I hope they bring back Janice Lynde. She was my favorite Leslie and the one they brought back a couple of years ago.

Sharin' opens her eyes wide, stares vacantly, points her lips and moves around as if in a trance when she's serving coffee and muffins, when she's psychologically counseling, when she's dragging dead bodies around town and when she's just being Sharin'. I doubt even Adam could tell if he had her hypnotized. Amen. And what prevents Victor from making snowflakes again? Certainly not the tequila.

Is it October already? What in the world was Sharin' dressed as - a pirate from the Good Ship Lemonheads?

Quick question, when Phyllis was flappin' around the Green Penis and calling for Crystal to come fix her tablet that was only pretend not working so she could hang up on her dotter, was Crystal the name of her sole employee, that young woman who is always walking around?

Remember when the show gave us Il Divo? And now they give us that? Do they not love us anymore?

That sums it up.

Remember when Brad went to Italy for a couple years. When he came back to GC he had a new wardrobe of fine Italian suits.

Hope you're doing better. I'm pretty sure that I'm sitting at a table of one here. I'm enjoying Quinn and Carter. They are the most intriguing couple I've seen in a long time. I just don't know what to make of them. And I like Stuffy and Fiberty Jibberty together. He makes the funniest faces. But I don't like how Carter was instantly forgiven while Quinn was villainized. And I didn't like how Stuffy and Fiberty Jibberty stood there like idiots while Paris sang at their baby. I guess Paris is Bell's new darling? She already can do no wrong so I guess we need to prepare to have her rammed down our throats for the foreseeable future.

Again?

I'm just hoping Victor wraps this story up.

Awww, when's the last time we saw him? Is he still alive? No. Please no.

I bet he couldn't wait!

I see I'm not the only one hoping Ian Ward returns. Perfect. You know Sharin is just dying to get on the cover of their swimsuit issue.