Double A

The sexual tension between them this season has been really obvious. Ally is observant so she must have peeped it.

Brandi was right when she characterized the more freshly fired HWs as more sensitive and thirsty too. Girl is a hot mess but she knows HW dethroned syndrome.

Yikes. That ending with Kendall watching Josh embrace Stewy will trigger some kind of impulsive, ill advised reaction. Can't wait!

😂 Initially I was confused. Whitney is a 'wild rose rebel' so I thought she was just wearing a bikini to be a rebel. Then as her stepsons came in I admit I was uncomfortable thinking how I would feel dressed like that with my stepsons and all my forced modesty upbringing issues had a field day. Then I realized it was a hot tub party and I felt stupid for judging her. So yeah it's not her it's us.

I imagine that low, threatening voice and the grimaces she uses when she goes batshit on someone is something she learned during her stripping or waitressing days when a customer went too far. It finally clicked for me that's what it seemed like. Totally. Except I imagined her on the show P Valley threatening another girl for taking her tricks.

Absolutely. This show gives Kyle endless opportunities to act out all of that dysfunction. If only someone had the nerve to write the real story about their family...

It's always a competition with Kyle. She even wondered out loud what the Beverly Hills marital stats for making it 25 years were.

I think Ashley uses little Dean as a shield to get through these recent interactions. Unfortunately it works and not always in a good way. Her face watching Monique do her best impression of a person who gives a sh** tho was priceless. Ashley is very familiar with having justifications laid out for her to pick and choose from to "move forward". That comfort zone and being thrilled not to be the blog topic of the moment must have been better than a good nap

What was Monique's end game as she chased Candiace outside? Was she going to beat her to death and talk about it on her podcast? The scene in the kitchen between M and Chris was priceless as he realized he's married to Gone Girl.

This is just the truth. Holy Hell yeah her intestines are mad. (FYI if you missed it - it was a pile of broccoli with a stack of rice cakes. 🤮 And she was eating it with a fork.)

That was polite but basically what I said:)

Ha I was thinking she told us the tame part and there's WAY more to that story😂

The good will Denise is benefiting from is likely more about viewers who are over the tired dynamic of the returning people. She has been a disappointment whether you like or hate them tho.

"Like" is way too strong for a HW rookie but Leah is great contrast to the others and these franchises need freshening up. I would have liked to see more Tinsley with her. The deadly second season will be the true test tho.

So perfect. Lu gets instant vacation karma. I recall she was being her particularly unbearable self on the trip when the camel bucked her too.