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Ah, thank you very much. I don't have nor do I watch MTV.

Sorry, but who are Nev and Max?

It's midnight here. But I meant Paris Hilton. She got (has?) eyes that are different sizes.

What cracked me up/made me want to slap him through my TV is when River said something to the effect that he doesn't thing the wedding/marriage is a good idea. HELOOOO! They have been married over a year!Get over yourself and find a girlfriend!

Could she have the same thing as Paris Hilton for her eye? I don't know the name for it, I'm ignorant. And well... Lazy to look it up. Also: how can you feel chemistry over emojis? Strabismus. There. I googled it.

Danielle strikes me as the type to make a new account over and over to keep stalking his ass.

Re: the preview from last week: Are those Jesse's parents? Ohhhhhhhh! I can't waiiii-iiiittttt!

I googled slut. Just for kicks. All those poor girls from the search results are wearing more clothes than Pao. Also, PIzza slut is a thing. Had to share.

whose gums? Cortney'S? Dang it, I never notice anything...

Watching Cortney, I have a Nicole 2.0 vibe. Her parents, her friends. Girl, your red flags are up, don't go through with this!

Every time she opens her mouth and the thirst comes out, he looks like he has so much regrets... I don't doubt that in the private, she could possibly be the sweetest, nicest woman, but holy hell, she's a few hints away from making him run the other way!

.... ""After years without drinking water" and "Finally found someone" Child, you're 20, sit the hell down. And "I love you back" she can barely keep her eyes from rolling to the back of her head. Where do they find these people?

Wait. She has a wedding ceremony organized for the day before she leaves.

Jesse: or how to make your first date a training sesh. Dude has a few things to learn about romance. Chaotic behavior has nothing to do with her not being able to keep up. He's a little thick in the head, there... And more thirst from Darcy, dropping hints like bombs...

But how will she stalk him if she blocks his arse?

Russ should get a medal for his diplomacy when he managed to reply "I don't want you to be!", I cheered for him. If I wasn't married, I would want a guy like that.

OMG, four minutes into their segment, and the thirst is real. I don't see a serious future for them past the modelling/HO11 arrangement.

George: When did you stop loving me? Anfisa: lol dumb ass...

Since the thread for tonight's ep is still locked (@Drogo hint hint!) guess I'll post this here. Paola saying she did not want to call Russ on the spot so it would not... Wait, let me rewind to hear that again... 'I didn't want to do it in front of everyone, I didn't want to show the drama' Good job not showing the drama, numb nuts lol!

The snicker when Danielle said she needed to get stuff of her chest... Also, Faith seems to drive a nicer car than Danielle's piece of crap. ETA: Danielle to Mo: "Can I come in and talk to you", for some reason translated in my head as "Let's go to the bedroom". She needs help. She is clearly not over him, and everything in her actions say so. She insisted a lot this ep for "Drama-free", but... Come on, girl. He never had respect or cared. Urgh, I can't even with her anymore.

A hundred and two Yes, yes they will, multiple times. Less often than Paola's career. None I hope. If the season wraps up soon (this week or the next) we may have had a nice conclusion on their story (unless she gets pregnant) until next season. For show they will. IRL, nope. Never. They are doomed.

http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/eva-marie-on-why-she-said-goodbye-to-wwe-w497159

Wasn't Maria the NY mistress? Or I am wrong?

But did I hear right that he<s been in contact with her like 5 months? 12k in 5 months is a nice chuck of change, not exactly splenda.

Vanessa got in the front of the pick-up and drove, if I saw correctly.