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It was very interesting and slightly odd to see Boz on WWHL. Dorit was in the audience acting bitter as usual as well as wearing truly heinous long gloves. Is there something wrong with her hands? Boz and Dorit are still besties. The really odd things were Boz’s answers to a bunch of Andy’s questions. Boz said best at business was Dorit. Best dressed was Jennifer and biggest ego was Sutton. It was reverso world. So, Boz and Dorit are now a team. Kyle and Erika are a team and Sutton and Garcelle are a team. Jennifer is Sutton’s friend, but she doesn’t really get into the fray. I’d be very surprised if Dorit is let go.

I recall a member of the Foster family being asked if Yolanda really had Lyme disease. The answer was yes, not for three years. Also, didn’t Yolanda say she spent six months in bed after giving birth to one of her kids? And she thought Gigi and Anwar also had Lyme disease. David Foster admitted in his memoir that he’s been a bad husband because he is obsessed with his work. He probably gave her a lot of attention when she first became ill, but lost interest when she went on her worldwide crusade to cure herself.

I am totally enjoying Kyle being in the hot seat even if it means hearing Dorit nonstop. The trade off is well worth it. I think I may have just cackled to myself.

God bless Sutton and Garcelle. I laughed out loud over the infidelity and lesbian comments. Finally! Boz and a baby……plot line for sure. If true, she was probably thinking of carrying the baby, but using a donor egg. However, I’m not buying it. Classic HW nonsense.

Why do the newbies always seem to think it’s a good idea to go after Sutton? Did they all have the same producer?

To Jesus?

A while back, I was listening to Jeff Lewis’s podcast and he said that the housewives go to Threads. It’s a place where they do face threading. That’s probably why Kyle can only move her face from the lower lip downwards. I guess that Kyle doesn’t think of any of the other housewives to be real friends. She went for LVP when she had the opportunity and, after all, Dorit and Pk only went on one off camera vacation with her and Mau. I wonder if she has real friends other than the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.

Did anyone else notice that during the Jenn/Tamra confrontation, Tamra reacted exactly like Rinna when Rinna would be caught out? It was like watching a mirror image down to the clapping. And her commenting that Jenn was finally speaking out. Shades of Rinna and Eden. And the same lack of compassion

All those moronic comments about England. Just how stupid are these women? Wait. I think I know that answer.

She has too much filler. It’s sending her cheeks up into her eyes.

I finally watched this episode. I noticed that even though Emily used her crying voice, she never shed a tear. It occurred to me that Heather was initially apologizing to Emily when Emily first brought up that her feelings were hurt. When Emily escalated and continued, Heather realized that it was an emerging Emily storyline at her expense and shut Emily down. Heck, any food and drink event always ends in shouting and crying. It’s expected of them.

I was checking Veronica for an adams apple, but didn’t see one. Ethan talking about how much he loved his childhood at the farm. Please, he barely had to study and spent his time outside while all the wimenfolk catered to his needs.

Teddi’s face didn’t move from the bottom lip up. Actually, everyone was looking old. Heather, however, could at least wrinkle her forehead.

We did see Shannon fix herself a drink at La Quinta. She filled a jigger and added a large glass of club soda. While saying that she was drinking is correct, she never appeared inebriated. Also, so what if Gina likes Heather? Is Emily going after Gina because Emily really doesn’t like Heather? Or does Emily not like Heather because Gina likes her?

I’ve zoomed through the last couple of episodes. Looks like they are trying to bring Amber into the show. Teaching line dance? She couldn’t teach and it was only for a couple of other cult members. Micah’s girlfriend. Hmmm. Micah wants to model and act and have a landscaping business. We don’t see his girlfriend for several episodes. Now we do and the girl has never tried ranch dressing. I smell another cult member. Her bedroom was neat and sparse. Micah - you gay.