So, I didn't hate this?
Having read some scathing reviews, I went in figuring to loathe this and so my expectation were lowered ... it worked.
Does the film make sense from beginning to end? Nah. Is it kinda bonkers? Yep.
But I found myself enjoying enough of it that it just didn't matter too much in the end.
Charlize is barely in it, but I love how ridiculously over-the-top she is.
Emily Blunt was good. Hemsworth was fine. Chastain was badass, but her Scottish accent needed some work.
The production design, costumes, and make-up all enchanted me. The special effects (those Goblins!!!) were great! The music was rousing. And I was excited during the climax.
Again, it is NOT a good movie by any stretch of the imagination -- but I didn't actively hate it while watching.