100PercentPain

Y'all, I was HOWLING at Mari's "I could have died" reaction. Girl, you were drunk and fell on your ass. No need for tears, you alright. Hans is one red flag after another, huh? Hot damn. Run, Brittany. She seems like a nice enough girl. I admittedly have a soft spot for a redhead, but I like Kyle. Bobby Ray is exhausting.

I'm actually wondering if Cersei sensed that she was losing Jamie's support and is lying about being pregnant to reign him back in. It would still leave wiggle room for him to turn on her in the end.

Re: Erika vs. PK, I don't think either is without a little responsibility in the whole debacle. She's old enough to know that wearing a super short dress with nothing under it leaves her vulnerable to someone catching a peek, AND PK should have had the decency to avert his eyes after he noticed. I don't think noticing in and of itself makes him a creep, but continuing to leer up her skirt absolutely does. Erika is fucking nuts, though, and the fact that she/Tom/both feel that Dorit and PK owe TOM an apology speaks volumes. I agree that PK owes Erika one, but Tom??? Said it once tonight but nownthat that I've seen the whole episode I'll say it again - fuck Lisa Rinna with the rustiest of shovels. I've heard that the other women let her have it at the reunion. I hope that's true.

Do you mean a holemill? (TM Ramona.)

Haven't finished yet but holy CATS, I never thought someone could make me side with Dorit but Erika, Rinna and Eileen accomplished it. What a bunch of harpies. And fuck Lisa Rinna especially. I have known so many girls like her, gleeful that someone else is finally in the hot seat because for once it's not them. She's not sympathetic to being ganged up on, she's relishing someone else being in that position and smugly throwing around her bony middle fingers. How old is this woman? I can't believe I ever liked her.

Gross. Love Shannon but I can't with the rest of that mess. Just imagining the smug on Vicki's face is making me angry. Sorry Bravo - I'm out. Deleted from my DVR.

Been out of town and just getting caught up now and OH MY LORD ARE WE REALLY TALKING ABOUT KIM RICHARDS AND HER SOBRIETY AGAIN FFS LISA RINNA

But didn't MIB refer to Arnold by name in the most recent episode? When he's talking to Teddy by the fire about how Teddy can never kill him, he then says something like, "But there's a deeper game. Arnold's game. And that game cuts deep."

Hilarious that Vicki tried to argue with Shannon about the authenticity of Shannon's lung issues considering last year. The subtle shade from Shannon when she said, "I have a well respected doctor at Hope who told me not to go." Ha! Sorry Heather, but you CAN be histrionic and be airlifted. The EMTs have to take Vicki's answers to questions about pain and numbness at face value. Even if they were aware of Vicki's history of lying and exaggerating for attention (which I doubt), they couldn't just leave her in the middle of the dessert if she had just been in an accident and was claiming she couldn't feel part of her body. In any case, Meghan's text doesn't look good for her, but honestly, at this point I don't even care because I wouldn't want to go to Vicki's bedside either. Bahahaha Vicki was PISSED when Andy inadvertently pointed out that even Vicki's daughter needed proof that her mother was being airlifted. Also Vicki claiming that she would EVER downplay her own pity party so as to not minimize or detract from someone else's is pure gold. Is this bitch for real? Shit. Good for Meghan and Heather for apologizing for at least some of their shitty and/or disingenuous comments. You know, Shannon/Heather/Tamra got some major side eye from me with the Fireball and tequila antics, and I'm still not sure how I feel about it now, but I can at least see what they're saying being a possibility and I'm not terribly scandalized by it anymore. No one forced it down Kelly's throat and unlike Gretchen in Naked Wasted Original Recipe, Kelly was sober and in a state of mind where she could clearly make a decision about what she wanted to drink. The ladies' facial expressions in response to Kelly's comments crack me up. Vicki is gross. She is so full of shit. Just that ugly expression on her face when the other women call her out on something makes me ragey. She can miss me with all her, "It came from Kelly, not me!" bullshit. Exactly nobody believes that that wasn't her intended goal when she told Kelly (and it doesn't matter if it was off camera that she gave that she specifics when they did film a conversation about some unnamed ominous secret between Vicki and Kelly). I'm not sure if I completely believe Shannon's version of events, but I believe her version contains more truth than Vicki's and I hope that whatever ugliness transpired between her and David has not repeated itself. Meanwhile Vicki said Brooks pulled her hair but that's different because it's "not hitting" and they weren't together. Gross that she's also been repeating the Eddie rumor for years. Yes, people have been saying it forever but Tamra was supposedly her friend during that time. I'm not always a Heather fan but she read Vicki like a book re: Shannon's marriage and the fact that Vicki DID lie. "Statements like that are what make you unlikeable." Hahahaha. She's right, though. Kelly has a tendency to blow right past the line and not even realize it. She's just so juvenile and has zero self awareness. Vicki rolling her eyes when Shannon said she accepted the apology but her family was still hurt was quintessential Vicki. She thinks because she says "sorry" that there are no consequences and everyone needs to just embrace her again. Fuck right off. That's all I've got, y'all. Bring on the BH ladies.

SERIOUSLY. Did she say Vicki's man bathed/dressed the boys too? I have two girls close to the same ages as Brianna's boys, and there is no way in hell my mom's new boyfriend would be babysitting and dressing them (and my mom has infintely better character and judgment than Vicki).

When Andy repeated the "sucking dick for money" comment, did anyone else hear Vicki saying, "Don't say that. Children watch this." Like, more than once. What terrible parents allow their children to watch Real Housewives? A REUNION, no less?

Ha! I'm going to start using that to explain the extra Mommy I still haven't lost since my last baby.

Yeah, I've got to be honest, I'm not sure how between Heather/Shannon/Tamra and Vicki/Kelly, the former are somehow worse. The drinks thing was questionable, but the entire rest of the season revolved around notrocious (tm Kelly) behavior by both Vicki and Kelly and if the other women are done with them, I don't blame them one. bit. Vicki is a delusional narcissist who attempted not one but two cancer scams if you count both Brooks and KAC and then put some pretty horrendous gossip about her castmates' spouses on camera by proxy through Kelly. Kelly is an obnoxious, immature cow who flies into a rage and starts hurling the lowest insults she can muster when someone doesn't adore her antics. I definitely wouldn't call what happened with her husband "growth" either. More like she came on the show with a mind to use it to her advantage in a second attempt at divorcing him, said all sorts of things about how terrible he was, tried to bait him on camera and then when none of that worked and she came out looking worse and she managed to alienate herself from everyone else, she ran back to him with her tail between her legs.

If TPTB did do something like that, it would at least make it even easier for me to be done with this trash heap.

All I've got to say is this: The reunion preview, where Vicki yells at someone to "GET OFF (her) SHOW"... y'all. I laughed out loud. Please let that be the last straw for Andy Cohen. She and Brianna both need to be off my TV forever. For all her tearful "apologies", she's still insisting she hasn't done anything wrong. Sorry, Vicks, but you can't be sorry if you don't think you've done anything.

If I owned a Cricut machine, I would turn this quote into one of those vinyl wall decals.

Check out the hashtags on the picture Eddie posted after WWHL last night. Ha!

"I never expected Kelly to blurt it out." Oh, Vicki. For someone who lied as often as she does, she is really terrible at it. I love how she low key justified spilling shit about Shannon and Tamra's husbands by saying, "I didn't want to talk about my stuff last year either". Bitch, you made Brooks' non cancer your storyline and tried to use it to hawk crap. "I won't accept responsibility for the chaos." What the fuck else is new? Not accepting responsibility for things that are the direct result of her actions is Vicki's go to move. Even Brianna knows her mother is playing dirty. If Vicki isn't gone after this season, I am seriously done. I will even take trashy, racist Kelly over Vicki at this point. Fuck her to the moon and back. Y'all, it's no secret that I love me some Shannon and have been rooting for the Beadors. I don't think David "beat the shit out of" Shannon, but the arrest record is public knowledge and Shannon's furious, tearful reaction leads me to believe he has been physical with her in some way. Maybe it was a shove or he got in her face or something like that (which is still abuse and still wrong - but "beat the shit out of" wouldn't be an accurate description of that). Not surprised Tamra won. Congrats? Meh. I don't have the mental energy to really say much besides I really loathe Vicki, lol at Kelly's puppet master speech and thank goodness this will be over soon. Meghan is clearly over this shit, and if Vicki isn't gone next year I won't be far behind her.

Maybe that was some deceptive editing then, which I would honestly prefer because aside from the marriage dysfunction I have loved Shannon since the first time her fun-crazy ass first appeared on my TV. It looked REALLY shady when it aired, especially on the heels of Heather's flask o' Fireball being brought out in the middle of the afternoon (and yeah, the Fireball thing is a tradition I guess, but Heather was never part of it so I'm not buying that she brought it out for anything other than malicious purposes).

Shannon, I am so disappointed. Don't be part of Naked Wasted 2.0. Just don't. Kelly stumbles into drunken rage monster mode frequently enough all on her own. You don't need to give her a push. You look like a giant asshole. STOP MAKING ME DEFEND KELLY DODD. Heather too. Shoving drinks at Kelly at their picnic was insanely obvious, especially after she pulled out her flask of Fireball (WTF?). I already knew Tamra was capable of it, but I'm so disappointed in Shannon and Heather. Ugh. Real Christian of you to send Kelly that picture and text, Tamballs. Any ounce of pity I had for you last week has very quickly evaporated. Kelly is crazy as hell and goes low when she gets going - but these bitches pushed it to happen intentionally and while not surprising on these shows, it's shitty, especially when they're so blatant about it.

Note to Vicki: the "I got pregnant" joke isn't funny. It wasn't funny the first time and it wasn't funny the following 4 or 5 times including the time you said it in your interview. Shaddup.

Kelly just keeps the class coming: http://www.realmrhousewife.com/2016/10/12/kelly-dodd-fat-shames-fan-who-criticized-her/

I'll just leave this here.

Shannon's face while Kelly was drunkenly rambling about how "people of Jewish descent are supposed to be funny" had me howling. Oh my lanta. Her sparkly shirt gives me life too. God, I love Shannon. Gee, Vicki bailed on her new best friend awfully quick. No surprise there. Hope everyone took note. Pet peeve: the word is REALTOR. Not real-a-tor. Kelly is certifiable. Straight up. I can't imagine hanging out with her for an evening - she is exhausting and relentless and then flies off the handle when other people aren't into it. I laughed at Michael at the beginning of the episode when she was baiting him about how "good" Terry is to Heather, and he laughed and said, "I'm sure that's mutual." Bwaaah! Nice try though, Kel. She is seriously working overtime to try and make him look bad and she's just pissing into the wind. Couldn't happen to a better person. I don't know the details between Tamra and her daughter. I know the messages that got out awhile back don't look good on Tamra, like at all, and her antics on the show probably haven't helped, but damnit if I feel don't feel bad for her too. It does seem to be an unspoken agreement between the ladies that you just don't go there with the kids, and Kelly blew right past it. I was wondering why we just got audio but it made sense when Heather said they were kicked out. Man, was she livid. Kelly: I would never look into someone's financials! Meghan: That sounds like something I would do. Ha! Meghan, PI. Never change. Reunion is going to be ugly. I can't wait.

Danielle poked the bear by referencing Melissa and Joe and the fact that things were not well between the Gorgas and the Giudices. They weren't on the show yet and as far as Teresa knew prior to that moment, had no connection to Danielle. So it was a matter of this woman who Teresa already hates springing it on her and passively threatening to spill all of the family dirt with regards to another woman who Teresa hated at the time. I know it would be unsettling for me if someone I disliked started bringing up private family issues I had never shared with them, even without it being on national TV. I mean, I probably wouldn't get in her face and scream like a lunatic, but I don't have any of those Gorga rage monster genes. I will never tire of seeing Teresa literally toss Andy though.