mamadrama

They seem to be looking at Julia as though they're adopting a foreign daughter instead of their son marrying a foreign spouse.

My mom goes on vacation with us and we all hang together, but it's different. We're middle-aged adults with two high-energy kids. We work better with the whole divide and conquer thing. We're also not trying to squeeze into romantic time like these two should be. In fact, we conked out at 9pm on our last trip-in separate beds. Sometime's a girl's gotta spread out. THIS family seems to be looking at Julia and Brandon like they finally got BINGO partners.

Allowance?

Unexpected stresses me the hell out. I sat my 13yo son down and made him binge the entire series with me. That's one of my greatest COVID achievements.

Andrew reminds me of Zied a little. You know, if Zied were American and spent his days locked in his mom's basement playing video games, ordering pizza, and doing LARP on the weekends.

I know what a Juggalo is because of Nicole on M600PL!

Who TF is watching "Unpolished"? I don't watch Chantel's show, but at least it's part of the 90 Day universe. I don't get this at all.

Brandon keeps talking about how Julia throws temper tantrums...Well, Brandon, maybe if you acted like an actual adult and were honest with her...about anything.

You must be my spirit animal. When I found out that I had to get all my teeth pulled and get dentures the first thing that I asked was if I could increase my Dew habit now... (Where I live we're all addicted to a state drink called Ale-8. Similar to Mountain Dew. There are people here who refuse to move out of state because you can only buy it here. It's a thing.)

Cajun food is seriously some good eating. Shame on Yara. I had frozen pizza and warm Coke for supper. Gumbo would be good right about now.

Naw not on here. I try to be incognito. I'm really bad at it, though, because y'all keep finding me on Twitter... 😁

Yara throws a hissy fit because she doesn't want to spend one night there. Meanwhile, Julia's sitting with the in-laws watching this right now and is getting pissed because Yara and Jovi got to sleep together.

Nothing about NotBonJovi works for me. Not his teeth, not his bouffant, not his lips, not his skinny jeans...

Okay, those of you who drink Pepsi Zero Sugar: explain yourselves. (Seriously, even that commercial turns my stomach.) Also...so Whitney throws a shitfit over Ryan coming to her house and possibly spreading COVID but Lenny, who she hasn't seen in years and theoretically has NO current knowledge of, walks right in? Anyhoo...back to our regularly scheduled program.

Added: I took this right before they sold it to the condo company. I was working in New Hampshire at the time and I felt like something followed me home. It's one of the weirdest, creepiest experiences I've ever had-and I write about true ghost stories.

Me either. It's weird just driving up the hill to get to it. I make all my friends watch SESSION 9.

And that Stephanie has an illness.

Tariq is giving me flashbacks of Love After Lockup's inmate pickup powersuit.

Yeah, he's a hottie. 😁

Yeah, she's doing that to skirt the quarrantine rules. Lots of visa people are doing that right now.

I was scheduled for a big book signing there this past fall. One of the many things I'm cursing COVID for. My husband loves Salem. (And I'm still reeling from the fact that they turned Danvers Hospital into condos. THAT'S a horror movie waiting to happen. I'm glad I got in and took pictures before they demolished the bat wings.)

I spent several months staying with my husband's family in England. On the first night there, during a party, he and his mother were upstairs together. During a quiet moment she hollered down, "Mamadrama! You can sleep with my son if you want!!!" She pushed two twins together. I was mortified. I was also already pregnant by that point, so even though none of us knew that at the time, that ship had sailed.

I used to be a travel writer based in Eastern Europe and I ran into this ALL the time. If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "How come you're from America and not fat" then I could've upgraded from the hostels that I had to review.

I'm loving the shit out of Julia. She's hilarious. His family's not going to know what hit them.

Quickly or without underwear?