mamadrama

I think it's because they're faking it. This is one of those storylines where I think the REAL story was wrapped up in a day or two, but in TV Land they're stretching it out for production purposes. IMO everything we're seeing is just being recreated for the camera, and they're not the actors they think they are.

Could his business be a front for something illegal? I don't get it, either.

So Ash is a "relationship coach" in the same way that Pao is a model, Darcey is a designer, Jesse is a motivational speaker, Big Ed is a nice guy, David's dating Lana, Williams is British, Stephanie's into women, Tom's a posh jetsetter, Jorge is a millionaire, Usman is a famous rapper, and Lisa is a Baby Girl.

We're also judging someone's culture through our own American lens. I can't judge a Filipino "motherly devotion" because the only context I have is my American one, and things may be very different there.

Yeah, sure! It looked silly and fun. You're not really painting your boobs, you're painting plaster. A little wine, some good music turned up loud, friends... It's different and I like weird stuff.

Ed STOP making Rose jump through hoops. YOU are the one who's been lying...

He's probably afraid of them like he is everything else.

I LOVE Erika's dates. I'll fly down and hang with her. Hell, I'll even give her a hug which means we'll have a more physical relationship than her and Steph.

Sasha and Emily.

A Louboutin, perhaps?

Friend Igor should give hybrid camping/hunting/love seminars. Even in Russian without subtitles I can guarantee that it would still be more helpful.

Oh, they're all good... they're just a little scary.

I thought the same thing. Good that production is with her.

I don't know. That'd be a lot of dumb in one room...

Lightning, low thread count sheets, heat, monkeys... Ed's afraid of everything.

I seriously JUST tweeted the same thing.

Yolanda's story line might have been interesting in 2005, but now it just makes me think she needs a full-time caretaker.

Yolanda: I know the scammer isn't him because the email address is NotWilliams@yahoo.

Can Lisa at least TRY to do something with her appearance? I hate judging another woman's looks, but Jesus Christ...

That better not be our third hour...I hate backdoor shows.

And isn't his life better without her? Doesn't he love her like a sister?

I hate it when people see 10 sq miles of a state and then make a sweeping generalization about it. "It's all country." Well, yeah, in the country it's country. CT does have actual towns, though. Alas, it's not all Stars Hollow.

What a blow we've been dealt.

She knows how to wear a bathing suit, fucker.

No way Ed set this little impromptu"vacation" at the last minute. He always planned to do this and had no intention of sticking around and getting to know Prince & Co.